Housepets!

Either way I have to sit through Twilight... so...
Eeny, Meanie, Miney, Moe...

Would you rather be a pizza, or a burger?

Both have oppressive governments, both have dangerous roving troublemakers, but last I checked Firefly didn't have planet-buster weapons in the hands of the morally questionable, so definitely that one.

Would you rather be chased by a horde of Reavers or Magog?

I don't know either of those so... Eenie meenie miney mo. Reavers!

WYR have a head the size of a ping pong ball or the size of a beachball?
(Bonus points if you say why!)

Ping pong. Easier to fit through doors.

WYR be an Evangelion pilot or a Power Ranger?

Power ranger. Though I'll be threatened and nearly killed, there's a very small chance that I would actually die.
WYR plan the perfect senior prank or go to an amazing prom?

Manatee - less hate from the humans.

WYR be a werewolf who can't control outward changes or one who can't control mental changes (I.e, becoming a feral wolf in mind but not in body).

Physically unstable. You can't pass being psychotic off as a costume.

all things being equal, (Ie: all that changes is the aesthetics) WYR live in a steampunk distopia, or cyberpunk distopia?

cyberpunk, I couldn't live without computers.

WYR live in a world without Star Wars or without Star Trek?

Historically, removing starwars is relatively insignificant; we loose the introduction of the energy blade, a couple of game developers languish in obscurity, and a frankly overrated special effects company never exists, that's about it. Removing startrek on the other hand would undermine the entire scifi genre, and several key points in history. It's the reason Scifi productions are given proper budgets outside of theaters, the reason convention culture is a thing, it inspired the shuttle, and it repeatedly served as a vessel to drive home the value of accepting people regardless of race. and that's just the original series' accomplishments.

WYR experience being blind or deaf.

That's...really tough. I think maybe being blind. I hate the idea of anything creeping up from behind me, and though that would be a problem for both of them, with blindness I'd probably have a cane to beat them with. Plus, I can't go without music.
WYR only listen to an annoying song for the rest of your life, or never again hear your favorite song?

Never hear my favorite song again. My favorite song seems to change every couple of months, so I'll be over the loss soon anyways.

WYE have to binge every piece of media from the Star Trek Franchise in less than a month, or the entirety of the web serial Worm in less than a day?

Hmm. Star Trek. I don't like bugs.

WYR be turned into a snail or an earthworm?

(have fun not sleeping for that whole month then roo. he said media, not episodes or movies. that means the licensed works probably count too, and they've been going non-stop since the 70s.)

Snails have better defenses. also, if it's the right kind of snail, i can get as big as a lunchbox. a worm cant do that.

WYR be launched into space to explore the stars for the rest of your days, or be dropped in a mini-sub to explore the deepest ocean depths for the rest of your days?

Space, what kind of question is that?

WYR eat one single big meal each day or constantly eat tiny bits of food

Big. My stomach is an eternal black hole, whose hunger can never be quenched.

WYR have tea with Cthulhu, or go grocery shopping with Slenderman?

WYR eat a hamburger or drink coke underwater?

Drink coke.

Would you rather :

Option A: At the first of every month, you are magically teleported onto an airplane and you aren't sure exactly where its headed. Regardless of the destination, you must stay in the state or country for a month before the cycle repeats itself again.

Option B: At the first of every month, you are given a random animal to keep as a pet. The animal can range from a cat or dog to a tiger or cape buffalo. By the end of the month, the animal magically disappears and the cycle repeats itself for the next month.

Both options are for the rest of your life.

B, I'd rather take care of a buffalo than literally never have a life.

WYR have your dog become self-aware and able to speak or have to spend a week as a regular ol' dog

Not A Furry wrote:B, I'd rather take care of a buffalo than literally never have a life.

WYR have your dog become self-aware and able to speak or have to spend a week as a regular ol' dog

Since I don't own a dog, I have no choice but to choose the second option. Explaining it to my work would be easier said than done, though.

Would you rather:

Option A: You open up Google Maps and drop the little man on Street View. A "teleport" option pops up with a Yes/No box. Click yes and you instantly teleport to that place for free and are safely placed on a sidewalk away from traffic. You can easily explore the world this way as long as the place has street view. However, you'll need to walk to the nearest place with free Wifi to teleport back home. Also, if you get too adventurous, you could wind up in a dangerous ghetto or a desolate highway miles from civilization. You'll have to be careful with this gift.

Option B: You can breathe and walk underwater as if its air. You're immune to drowning and crushing pressure so you can freely explore the bottom of lakes and oceans. However, you still get tired and need to eat. Also, you can still be attacked or killed by the wildlife that lives underwater like gators, sharks or anything with a venomous stinger.

I almost never use the Internet on anything but my PCs, so mobile connections are worthless to me either way. make that wifi, though and it'd be option b.

would you rather be a shark or a falcon?

Absolutely Falcon.

Would you rather be able to breath underwater or swim in thin air? (With all the social implications such as people wanting to kill you and make experiments with you et all)

being able to breathe under water has more practical uses, does not rely on a skill that takes regular exercise to maintain, and is easier to conceal.

would you rather be thrown back in time and trapped in ancient rome or ancient china?

Ancient rome for sure. I'd love to see the past glory of their architecture and culture and document it propperly for future historians.

WYR eat raw chicken or carbonized meat (Like, actually carbonized, not just a metaphor)

I'll have to carbonated meat. Would you rather:

Option A: Brush your teeth with an emery board
or
Option B: Use poison ivy as toilet paper

option A you wont have to deal with infection

WYR
A:Break your laptop?

B: Eat up a vinyl disk?

my laptop is a 9 year old budget model that already has a chunk missing out of it's screen, a bad fan, broken onboard camera, a processor that can't seem to go above half power anymore, broken hinges, and several sections where the paint has worn off. i doubt i'd notice even more damage.

WYR cause the world to go back to using those brick shaped 'mobile' phones the size of briefcases?

or, cause the world to go back to using 5.25in floppy disks as their main storage media?

The world would pretty much turn into anarchy if we had to process data that way, so A.
WYR be asleep or awake the rest of your life?

And I always forget to do the second part -.-

Awake. Could get so much more done if I was constantly awake. Wouldn't feel bad about wasting a little time.

WYR be constantly exhausted or in a constant state of panic.

I'm already kind of in the first one. Panic would lower my quality of life.

WYR have a nauseous stomach for a day or be congested for a week?

Douglas Collier wrote:I'm already kind of in the first one. Panic would lower my quality of life.

WYR have a nauseous stomach for a day or be congested for a week?

Congested for a week. I've dealt with it before. Would you rather:

Option A: Have the world's population replaced by clowns
or
Option B: Have the world's population replaced by mimes

Mimes are less creepy.

live in a somehow modern world that has fire but not electricity

or

live in a somehow modern world that has electricity but not fire

and, no, you're not allowed to 'fix' either of them.

Buster wrote:Mimes are less creepy.

live in a somehow modern world that has fire but not electricity

or

live in a somehow modern world that has electricity but not fire

and, no, you're not allowed to 'fix' either of them.

Electricity. I'm too much of an internet addict and I could always use blankets for warmth.

Would you rather:
Option A: Have the head of a cat and speak normal English
or
Option B: Look like a normal human but you can only make cat noises

Would you rather smell like a dog all the time, or have to clean yourself with your tongue?

Douglas Collier wrote:

Would you rather smell like a dog all the time, or have to clean yourself with your tongue?

Smell like a dog. Would you rather legally change your name to:

Option A: Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop
or
Option B: Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii

You know quoting someone when there's only been one post is redundant right?

Also the first one I can shorten to Bea as a nickname, so it's slightly less stupid. Slightly.

WYR spend the rest of your life condensing every sentence you say into a barely pronounceable acronym, or just never talk again?

I already live in the desert.

WYR become a German shepherd or a dalmatian?