Housepets!

"I would tell Joey not to eat the swamp burgers but you know he's not going to listen."

“Harriet Tubman thought she was escaping, but it was right into the waiting arms of SKYNET!”

"Meat me, Cerb!"

Your measure of goodness is how many YouTube comments you can endure before turning into a nihilistic JRPG villain.

"No, we cannot create paradoxes, it will crash the server."
From the update 50 trailer of the Dalek Mod (a minecraft mod that adds daleks, daleks, daleks, and other doctor who stuff, and daleks)

“Being a carnie is a bit like being a werewolf, right?”

"It's not about the peel, it's about the nana."

"Rockin' and a-rollin, splishin' and a-splashin', over the horizon, what can it be?"

“Nothing gets the blood pumping like drowning an entire subway full of people.”

“You know Anakin, I was once the star player of the Zanarkand Abes.”

"Don't you love the smell of sewers in the morning? Smells like VICTORY!"

"You can lead a horse to water but a pencil must be led."

“Yeah, it’s just a cult Petra, don’t be so judgey.”

"World War 2 is not a knockoff of Pokemon."

"Even when he's here, he's not all there." Common put-down heard north of Boston for someone easily distracted.

over the course of 6 months, my guild /transformed/. we had a process. we had a hit list of accounts. we collated thousands of probable passwords. we made enemies, and we took them out. we grew exponentially. i turned 10

Who knew that the killer robot dog would be bilingual?

I'm turning my shark inside out.

"ILLEGAL STRIDE GUM FACTORY CONCERTS FOR EVERYONE!!"

"People define words like they want to use them."

"JamesTCat! Your newfound ability for saving money will unlock ranger forms that will be made into reality upon making the order to aniki, payment on order conformation!"

-Possibly "Gosei"

"Guys, Sephiroth's going to Taco Bell, you want anything?"

""If you keep rounding the corner, you may be going in circles."

"Yeah Giovanni showed up to like, the Pokémon Center in Tokyo and started inducting kids into the Yakuza. It was pretty messed up. But you know, I bought a nice like, Bewear plushie while I was there. Had a great time."

"I am what I am and here's a punch in the nose while I'm thinkin' about it!" Bluto the Sailor Man.

"Have you ever been such a bad detective that you've been relegated to UI?"

Are we human, or are we dancer?

"This is the way the world ends, not with a bang but with an "Oops, oh carp!"
(Sign on the wall I saw on a missile control panel while visiting a launch silo. "Crap" is, predictably, a substitute for another four-letter word which you may puzzle out at your convenience."

To be fair... if that's the context, seems likely there would also be a bang XD

Like, the Pound Puppies are just one part of a secret global organization. Did that organization assist in evacuating refugees from New York? And if so, did they focus only on the dogs, or did they risk their secrecy to try and help some of the humans? Also, were the Pound Puppies responsible for pairing Buster with Thundercracker? There are so many questions that would clearly have fascinating answers, if this were anything more than a random reference some writer included on a whim.

Vertigo Fox wrote: ↑Sun Jan 10, 2021 7:15 pm To be fair... if that's the context, seems likely there would also be a bang XD

subsequently, yes.

sometimes you just need to relax with kung fu pizza furries

"I hope mom calls like right now as we're trying to like, break up this criminal syndicate. 'Oh I noticed you got some new money in your account!'"

From this video biography of King John at around 11:04 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_j7NeYwaoQ

"The inability to hold it was a personal humiliation for him and the country he led."

Oh, before anybody says anything, that's still very very out of context.
it wasn't actually about bed-wetting

Rain keeps up, it won't come down.

“The theme will be Party Naked! Humans and pets mingle! Naked!”


You can’t deny that the comic has some good ones.

In the beginning, the universe was created.
This has been widely criticized and is generally regarded as a bad move.

"Oh, she's a homegrown weeb, that's impressive!"

Testimony, shmestimony, can the witness do the dog paddle or not?!