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Re: Waiter! There is a ________ in my soup!
Posted: Thu Aug 01, 2019 9:15 pm
by Zesortinge
I thought it was a sloth when I put it in there...
Waiter! The is a Koopaling in my soup!
Re: Waiter! There is a ________ in my soup!
Posted: Thu Aug 01, 2019 11:49 pm
by furrygamer793
Not my problem, just have this fire flower
Waiter, I see unfinished Fanfics in my soup!
Re: Waiter! There is a ________ in my soup!
Posted: Fri Aug 02, 2019 1:13 pm
by NHWestoN
"Of course, that way the chef doesn't spoil the ending."
WAITER - there's asphalt in my soup!
Re: Waiter! There is a ________ in my soup!
Posted: Fri Aug 02, 2019 4:55 pm
by Nathan Kerbonaut
Sorry, we meant to put in blacktop -- we understand you wanted it extra hot
Waiter! There's a vortex in my soup!
Re: Waiter! There is a ________ in my soup!
Posted: Sat Aug 03, 2019 5:23 am
by Zesortinge
What did you think the Vortex Soup was?
Waiter! There is a deck of Uno cards in my soup!
Re: Waiter! There is a ________ in my soup!
Posted: Sat Aug 03, 2019 11:04 am
by Nathan Kerbonaut
No u
Waiter! A garbage live action Disney remake is in my soup!
Re: Waiter! There is a ________ in my soup!
Posted: Sat Aug 03, 2019 1:37 pm
by NHWestoN
Welcome to Adventureland in a tureen!
Waiter - there's a parking ticket in my soup!
Re: Waiter! There is a ________ in my soup!
Posted: Sun Aug 04, 2019 9:05 am
by Nathan Kerbonaut
Sorry, but you've been here all day, time to move along
Waiter! There's a man on a unicycle in my soup!
Re: Waiter! There is a ________ in my soup!
Posted: Sun Aug 04, 2019 2:32 pm
by NHWestoN
Of course, it's cream of tire.
Waiter! There are rhinoceros tracks in my soup!
Re: Waiter! There is a ________ in my soup!
Posted: Wed Aug 07, 2019 11:22 am
by LunarFox
Well, I've heard horn is tasty.
Waiter, Fox is in my soup!
Re: Waiter! There is a ________ in my soup!
Posted: Thu Aug 08, 2019 10:18 am
by NHWestoN
"Well, now, romance is the spice of life, eh?"
"Waiter - there's a set of Ford pistons in my soup!"
Re: Waiter! There is a ________ in my soup!
Posted: Sat Aug 10, 2019 2:27 pm
by Nathan Kerbonaut
Our mistake, we meant to add a wheel axle.
Waiter! There are several river stones in my soup!
Re: Waiter! There is a ________ in my soup!
Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2019 8:15 pm
by NHWestoN
You never read Stone Soup?
Waiter! I've got a several dice in my soup!
Re: Waiter! There is a ________ in my soup!
Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 7:13 pm
by Nathan Kerbonaut
Lucky you!
Waiter! There's a Lego minifigure in my soup!
Re: Waiter! There is a ________ in my soup!
Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 9:41 pm
by SeanWolf
Well, the soup needs to be built first before you can eat!
Waiter! There's a cup of coffee in my soup!
Re: Waiter! There is a ________ in my soup!
Posted: Wed Aug 14, 2019 2:14 pm
by NHWestoN
It's a java blend!
Waiter! There's Hawaiian pineapple in my soup.
Re: Waiter! There is a ________ in my soup!
Posted: Sun Aug 18, 2019 10:18 pm
by LunarFox
I told him not to come back up until he was done reading Moby Dick!
Waiter, there's a furret in my soup!
Re: Waiter! There is a ________ in my soup!
Posted: Mon Aug 19, 2019 9:16 pm
by NHWestoN
Well, this is a furry restaurant....
Waiter, there's a chihuahua in my soup!
Re: Waiter! There is a ________ in my soup!
Posted: Mon Aug 19, 2019 10:28 pm
by Buster
that's what happens when you order from the crocodile menu and dont read what the garnish is.
Waiter, there's a
Battle Moon in my soup.
Re: Waiter! There is a ________ in my soup!
Posted: Tue Aug 20, 2019 3:51 pm
by NHWestoN
Sure that's not the glint of the moonshine you're drinkin? Hey! That darn thing fired at me!!
Waiter! my soup's full of tadpoles!
Re: Waiter! There is a ________ in my soup!
Posted: Tue Aug 20, 2019 5:56 pm
by Buster
[wrong thread, ignore this]
Re: Waiter! There is a ________ in my soup!
Posted: Wed Sep 11, 2019 4:32 am
by furrygamer793
… I'm guessing you want me to get that
WAITER! ALL THE GREEK GODS, TITANS, AND GIANTS ARE IN MY SOUP!
Re: Waiter! There is a ________ in my soup!
Posted: Wed Sep 11, 2019 12:45 pm
by NHWestoN
It's "Soup-vlaki", silly.
Waiter, there's a fire hydrant in my soup!
Re: Waiter! There is a ________ in my soup!
Posted: Sun Sep 15, 2019 6:18 pm
by Nathan Kerbonaut
Sir, this is an emergency! Please make room for the fire engine!
Waiter, there's an alien invasion in my soup!
Re: Waiter! There is a ________ in my soup!
Posted: Mon Sep 16, 2019 4:16 pm
by NHWestoN
It's how we stir Martian Minestrone!
Waiter - there's a 737 in my soup!
Re: Waiter! There is a ________ in my soup!
Posted: Sat Sep 21, 2019 7:35 pm
by Nathan Kerbonaut
Sorry about that, we tried to get it to you as fast as possible.
Waiter, there's an earworm in my soup!
Re: Waiter! There is a ________ in my soup!
Posted: Sun Sep 22, 2019 5:08 pm
by NHWestoN
What, you don't like musical minestrone?
Waiter, there's a school bus in my soup!
Re: Waiter! There is a ________ in my soup!
Posted: Tue Sep 24, 2019 6:09 pm
by Nathan Kerbonaut
Good thing you didn't eat it, there may be children inside.
Waiter, the sum of all human knowledge is in my soup!
Re: Waiter! There is a ________ in my soup!
Posted: Tue Sep 24, 2019 6:27 pm
by NHWestoN
Yes, "Genius Gazpacho", a house specialty.
Waiter, there's the Vienna Boy's Choir in my soup!
Re: Waiter! There is a ________ in my soup!
Posted: Sun Sep 29, 2019 9:26 pm
by LunarFox
What, don't you like Ode To Joy?
Waiter, Grape's fanfics are in my soup!
Re: Waiter! There is a ________ in my soup!
Posted: Wed Oct 16, 2019 6:36 pm
by NHWestoN
Clearly, you have excellent taste.
Waiter, what're all these tadpoles doing in my soup?
Re: Waiter! There is a ________ in my soup!
Posted: Wed Oct 16, 2019 8:44 pm
by Vertigo Fox
Oh dear me, did you ask for the frog leg soup? It looks like they gave you the frog egg instead. Not the first time it's happened... I'm afraid the cook is quite deaf.
Waiter, there's a heck of a lot of clouded leopard hair in my soup.
Re: Waiter! There is a ________ in my soup!
Posted: Thu Oct 17, 2019 12:55 pm
by NHWestoN
Sorry, sometimes the broth in a clouded leopard soup will come out spotty.
Waiter, there's undelivered mail in my soup!
Re: Waiter! There is a ________ in my soup!
Posted: Mon Oct 21, 2019 7:21 pm
by Nathan Kerbonaut
Sorry, the mailman got this place confused with the office next door. Happens all the time.
Waiter, there's a wormhole in my soup!
Re: Waiter! There is a ________ in my soup!
Posted: Sat Oct 26, 2019 5:39 pm
by NHWestoN
Well, then, we shall assume the worm has left, shan't we?
Waiter, there's pavement in my soup.
Re: Waiter! There is a ________ in my soup!
Posted: Mon Oct 28, 2019 10:22 pm
by Zesortinge
There was an explosion a few streets down.
WAITER!!! THERE IS A CRISIS IN MY SOUP!!!
Re: Waiter! There is a ________ in my soup!
Posted: Wed Oct 30, 2019 6:09 pm
by NHWestoN
Doggonit! I said "croutons"! NOT crisis ... CROUTONS !!!
Waiter, there are others in my soup!
(edit: the word was "otters", not "others". Oh, well, nobody can read cursive anymore.)
Re: Waiter! There is a ________ in my soup!
Posted: Sun Nov 03, 2019 8:52 pm
by LunarFox
Just be thankful you don't have otherkin in your soup.
Waiter, Sylvia Snyder's in my soup!
Re: Waiter! There is a ________ in my soup!
Posted: Thu Nov 07, 2019 5:57 pm
by NHWestoN
Well, we were out of tortellini........
Waiter, there's a narwhal in my soup!
Re: Waiter! There is a ________ in my soup!
Posted: Thu Nov 07, 2019 7:44 pm
by Vertigo Fox
It's probably sapient, you'll have to try reasoning with it.
Waiter, my soup is bigger on the inside!