Housepets!

Hey Psyke, it's like you've forgotten the way
that the rules you wrote were the ones for the day.

You're going crazy, it's getting hazy
You're gonna try and make it so I can't be lazy?

'Cuz Your two line limit was too weak to last
Look kid, you're crazy going changing up the rules so fast.
You're gonna be leaving the limit in the past
But I still got a couple Bio words left to blast
'Cuz your flippin-floppin' rules are like a chloroplast
with no glucose.

..or sunlight.

Or water and stuff, know what I mean son, right?

I support the change in length with my moderator magic,
cause raps that are short are nothing less than tragic.
I'm gonna make your minds have a blue screen of death,
gonna burn you bad, like a dragon's breath,
cause I'm great and your not, your cold and I'm hot,
you can't even handle what I've got.
I'm the best, you're the rest, and your gonna fail the test,
I'm the rappin' police and you're under arrest.

We gotta geek in the house, and he seems to be legit
but I'm thinkin that I'm better, yeah, I'm too legit to quit
We got players, geeks, and haters, got the hipsters and the skaters
we got furries and otakus, yeah, we even got the gamers
but I got a premonition that nobody else can see
'Cause the best at rap are Brawlers, and Teh Brawler here is me

Don't think I can't rhyme 'cause my fur's white as snow
I treat the stage like a hen house 'cause I'm stealing the show
Mr. or Mrs., this fox is just fantastic
Streaming rhymes through the sky in a manner quite bombastic
I go to battle wielding my wit and my vocabulary
I'll beat you down while maintaining cuteness and jocularity
I see humans like you comin' in here 'cause they're curious
But kid, you can't keep up with the fastest and the furriest

"it's-a-me?" what are you, a plumber?
your rhymes just got a whole lot dumber.
"skater" and "gamer" is nowhere near a rhyme.
so I'm gonna beat your rap this time.
now the androgynous arctic fox has ninja'd me.
if I posted as is, it'd be nonsense you see.
his-slash-her mind is full of fancy words,
now our vocabularies are going to cross swords.
the fox dissin' on humans, I gotta call it out,
show what the human race is all about.
now I've been goin' on for a while,
so I'll end this rap and go away with a smile.^_^

Your meter for your rhymes seems a little bit off
But I see that you have skill, you ain't feedin' us the trough
I went to edit what I wrote so it sounds a whole lot better
but I'm thinking that I'll throw off that "it's a-me" fetter
Gonna throw in my next beat here, hope my rhymes will stay and stick
Get your gray cells workin', here comes my next new trick
It's kinda slick, like a tick or a tock in a clock
with the click of bic or a rock in a sock
you don't go and lick a lock, but ya better lock your licks
'cause the flamin' and the trolling just makes the mods all sick

Now Psyke, I say, cool down
you're gonna send around some frowns
talkin' 'bout us like we're werewolves
but your full moon's going down
Here's the thing, I can't sing,
but my awesome rhymes still sting
and when it comes to battle rappin'
it's the pain that I will bring

I suck at rhyming but here I go
Brawler you put up quite a show
I think that I'll let you all know
My rhymes only help yours glow.

yehoshua, you know, shua
your skill at dishin' rhymes is gonna grow, shua
All you gotta do is practice and just keep up your game
and everything will fall in place and your raps won't sound the same
I'm talkin' everyone will love 'em, and there won't be any hate
and now, if you'll excuse me, gotta draw my comic's update

I keep taking too long the rap,
I try to submit and just say "crap"
cause now my enemy has changed,
and now I'm going to be deranged.
Teh Brawler, your meter is getting off,
at your uneven rhymes just make me scoff.

Brent, I'm amazed, 'cuz your rappin's getting crazed
If you were a chocolate doughnut, you'd be randomly glazed
'Cuz there's a random "random" in your name for I dunno why
It's in there kinda arbitrarily, just like a third eye
You think you gotta use adjectives, is that what you hear?
Well it's not very specific and it's purpose is unclear,
And every time I read your name it just gives me a sneer
'Cuz you think you're random but eight carrot foot red phosphate deer

You talkin' 'bout my ending with it's single extra word?
Brent, you gotta check your facts, what you read ain't what I heard
It's an extended ending, in the meter it still fits
while your meter, on the other hand, just makes my brain do splits
and have fits, so it spits at your hits in the pits
of this thread, go to bed, silly-head, you are dead
in the wake of my rapping, and it's easy to see
that when it comes to Brent and Brawler here, the winner is me
Too bad, been ninja'd by the captain of the green legume
but when Random posts again, my raps will make his head go "boom"

Pea, you're the pot, I'm the kettle, and you're calling me black.
don't call out my name, you better step back.
are you actually a vegetable, or is your last name Pea?
are you even a captain in the military?
maybe you're a pilot, make a living flying planes.
maybe drive a cruise ship, it's really not too plain.
all I know is my name's not as confusing as yours
or all the random creatures that you gathered from Spore.

now it seems that I've been ninja'd and I've gotten quite annoyed.
Brawler, my raps will banish you into the void.
cause I'm a geek and I make rhymes that are sometimes about science,
you say that you're the winner? well, I'm showing my defiance.
I'm adding on a verse to the end of my rap,
to let you know you're nothing, and your rhymes are just crap.
I'm gonna win at the end of this race
you'll just be aimlessly floating out in SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE.

we were scared of you're awesome power before,
now you've gone global, you've got even more.
I outrank them, and you outrank me,
you also outrank Sleet as well as CaptainPea.
they're scared of all of the authority we hold,
it makes them not as willing to get very bold.
now as far as your raps, mine are better.
now I'll drop a nuke balloon and make you much wetter.

I say time to go troll
How about a little rick roll?

I ask you got a problem and I know u mad
You deny that u jelly b'cause I know u sad!

You may be asking what could be in it for the trolls
I say it aint nothin, we just do it for the lulz!

You think you can ban me, that's all that you do
I'm behind a proxy and another one two!
Don't think I haven't done this before
That's just one way to go asking for more!

I don't mean to be rude, I'm really just passing by
I'm just going to my granny's house to say "Hi!"
But by the looks of things, someone's bound to get hurt,
I really don't want to see anybody eat dirt.

well deal with it fool, this here's a fight,
I'll kick your butt all around this thread tonight.
your supposed to insult the previous one
who rapped before you, that's the fun.

don't abuse your power and I won't abuse mine,
but my luck is so bad that rolling 1's would seem fine.
I can't actually ban without approval from Rick.
but I can beat your face with a Kangaroo kick.

A little late to sleep don't it seem?
I say you shouldn't be awake by three.
You should try slumber a bit more
To wake up and be ready for what we have in store.

Have fun with your granny, that's what I say
But be careful where you walk else you'll show up next May!

What's going on everything's gettin crazy
I would do 2 lines but Im not that lazy

I am THE MASTER TROLL
not like these n00bs who like to RickRoll
You just mightas well stilll be usin TROLOLO
Those trollin memes they have become lame
Now the thing is to shout in the streets "THE GAME" (you all just lost)
Umad bro?

Fail rap fails
Mine makes you flail

I spit in your general direction
You better be paying attention.

U mad bro? I made my point.
You aint got a chance, I am dissapoint.

I'm hiding behind seven proxies so good luck.
I've seen your rhymes and I conclude they suck.

Oh, no! Furry steppin up!

Someone better get on the phone to PETA
I ain't lyin cuz Im gonna beat ya
2 lines at a time,seriously?
imma gonna beat ya furiously
Why are ya failin so much man?
Ive heard better raps from a tin can
C'mon dude if you're gonna try against me,
then your life must be 1 huge fantasy.

Ujelly n00b?

I hear ya, I hear ya
I still don't fear ya
What did you expect from that lame attempt?
My rhyming's gonna put them to rest!
I don't care what you gonna do
B'cus roses are red, violets are blue
My rap attack's gonna beat you!

Come on now, no one challenge me
cause if you do here aint where you oughta be
Try and take me, boy you gonna fry
im gonna knock you out and into the sky
Come on now, don't be a fool
maybe yall should head back to school
Cause non of you can handle my skillz
everybody break out your grillz
Just found a whole bunch of rap
but when i listen all i hear is crap
Everybody put your grillz away
we'll cook this buncha fail another day

C'mon Yeh What'd you accomplish with that rap?
You hearin me that is TOTAL crap
Ya feelin me bro?
You feelin that?
cuz I thought Id let you know
You can't own me or put me in my grave
cuz Im back from the dead
So dont try to be brave
cuz I can destroy you in one single rap
You listenin Y? cuz this is one huge trap
So dont even bother just go on home
and go play with your best friends
GARDEN GNOMES

Lawn ornaments are not good friends
that's no way to go setting trends
Your rap is a tad bit annoying
you must've been going for insulting
I'm sorry I have your garden gnomes
I didn't think you'd be so forever alone.

Nice,kid nice, I like your style
Why can't we be friends Ill call you Kyle
I didn't think you respond with that
I have to give you props I tip my hat

Plus I was going for annoying
Im a troll what do you expect?
Im not gonna be anyones' pet

Yeho, did you just rhyme a word with itself?
that kind of rhyme is bottom shelf.
you gotta use a larger variety of words
if you don't want to blend in to the bad rapper herds.
now as for the gnomes, I have to disagree,
I've got an army of gnomes and they all worship me.
they'll beat you up if I so choose,
so at the end of this battle, you're all gonna lose.

and now I've gotta deal with a ninja, so
I'll add a small line at the end of my show.
use his real name, don't call him kyle
but if calling him Kyle makes you smile,
go ahead and do it for a while.

Are you ninja'ing each other
Or just acting like my mother?
You attacking me at the same time
Try seeing the other's rhyme!
This is humiliating
Almost infuriating
How can I be the target
Well, that's something you'll have to forget.
This is my lawn now and I say 'GIT!

Old school? you fool!

Gotta be a beast
make this place a feast
but 'cha know I'm playing with ya,
make a brand new beat
put 'em in their seat
so that they'll always know you're tempared
(ha)is this a kiddie game?
(ha)is it a place for shame?
(ha)if ya play with me
then you know you'll see
just how crewl the world can really be.

(Hahaha).. My raps are a little bit srange
when I step in get back before I get deranged,
cause' i'm just settin' up
get more climactic with my rymes
little more derastic with my time
now step back and let me blow cause' when i'm done this'll be one show
now imma fire cause all this rap is is LIVEWIRE