Housepets!

Posted: **Tue Apr 09, 2013 8:32 pm**

Granted, they're all soggy. EEEEWWWWWWW!!!

WWTLY had stale cereal?

Posted: **Tue Apr 09, 2013 8:34 pm**

RioluNation wrote:Granted, they're all soggy. EEEEWWWWWWW!!!

WWTLY had stale cereal?

lol wrong thread!!!!!

i wish for a good can.

Posted: **Tue Apr 09, 2013 8:41 pm**

lasthunter wrote:
RioluNation wrote:Granted, they're all soggy. EEEEWWWWWWW!!!

WWTLY had stale cereal?
lol wrong thread!!!!!

i wish for a good can.

Oh dang it! I totally forgot what I was doing. Lol

As for your can: Granted, it goes bad.

I wish I wasn't absent minded.

Posted: **Tue Apr 09, 2013 8:56 pm**

granted you are gifted with a photographic memory......put you see your mom in the shower.....

i wish for a bowl of nails!

Posted: **Wed Apr 10, 2013 2:36 am**

Granted, but they're fingernails.

I wish for this rain to turn into a thunderstorm!

Posted: **Wed Apr 10, 2013 8:05 am**

granted....instead of rain you only get that amount in lightning strikes

dance puny humans DANCE!!!

i wish for a bowl of flys.....

Posted: **Wed Apr 10, 2013 8:31 am**

lasthunter wrote: dance puny humans DANCE!!!

Uh...I'm a rabbit...

Granted but they're broken zippers.

I wish for more sleep.

Posted: **Wed Apr 10, 2013 8:33 am**

granted.....you die....(too much?)

i wish for immortality!

Posted: **Wed Apr 10, 2013 8:41 am**

Granted. But the world is destroyed so you spend eternity floating around freezing and alone in space.

I wish I could talk to animals.

Posted: **Wed Apr 10, 2013 8:44 am**

Granted, but it turns out that the only animals that talk are humans.

I wish for a paradox-free temporal destabilizer and nutmeg grater.

Posted: **Wed Apr 10, 2013 8:49 am**

Granted but it constantly malfunctions.

I wish for an IQ of 309.

Posted: **Wed Apr 10, 2013 8:51 am**

granted.....your head explodes....

i wish for a TI82.

Posted: **Wed Apr 10, 2013 9:00 am**

Granted. Unfortunately, the TI Connectivity Cable USB and TI Connect software will not work with the TI-82. You should have wished for a TI-83.

I wish for a haunted school bus.

Posted: **Wed Apr 10, 2013 9:03 am**

Granted. But the ghosts are all Casper's offspring and as such are all very friendly.
Can ghosts even have offspring?

I wish to know.

Posted: **Wed Apr 10, 2013 9:04 am**

granted....now you know that the bus is haunted by a kitten....

i wish for a better desk.

Posted: **Wed Apr 10, 2013 9:08 am**

Granted. But the police bust you for stealing it and send you to gaol.

I wish for FOOD!

Posted: **Wed Apr 10, 2013 9:09 am**

granted....you get living grubs

i wish for orange soda!

Posted: **Wed Apr 10, 2013 9:12 am**

Granted! You are ~~food~~ Orange Soda. [save!]

I wish for a fresh pot of coffee so I don't have to make some.

Posted: **Wed Apr 10, 2013 9:20 am**

Granted. But you get drunker than Keene.
I wish for a pet ferret.

EDIT: Dang it, Argent! Stop beating me to the post!

Granted but the coffee is so strong it melts a hole in the bottom of the pot.

I wish for a pet ferret.

Posted: **Wed Apr 10, 2013 9:24 am**

Granted, but you're moving to California.

I wish ferrets were legal in California.

Posted: **Wed Apr 10, 2013 9:29 am**

Granted. But you move to Queensland.
I wish ferrets were legal in Queensland!

Posted: **Wed Apr 10, 2013 11:37 am**

Granted, now they've taken over Queensland.

I wish some people would just get over their ex.

Posted: **Wed Apr 10, 2013 11:39 am**

granted......but the ex stalks them.....

i wish for a twin! (face it im a middle child....)

Posted: **Wed Apr 10, 2013 11:50 am**

Granted, it's a female version of yourself and she hates YOU.

I wish we all lived in a world where we can live amongst Anthros.

Posted: **Wed Apr 10, 2013 11:58 am**

granted....we humans are overthrown and turned into slaves.....thanks a lot....

i wish for an alien invasion!!!

Posted: **Wed Apr 10, 2013 12:01 pm**

Granted, we ally with the aliens(?).

I wish it wasn't raining now.

Posted: **Wed Apr 10, 2013 12:03 pm**

~~Granted, it happened millennia ago when Cro Magnon invaded the Neanderthals.~~
Granted, it will never rain again.

I wish for a sideways-in-time machine.

Posted: **Wed Apr 10, 2013 12:03 pm**

granted you meet your female self and fall in love.....ewwww.

i wish for a evil twin that killed me.

Posted: **Wed Apr 10, 2013 12:06 pm**

Granted, you came back alive.

I wish we all went on a date with our opposite gender for me day......eeewwwww.

Posted: **Wed Apr 10, 2013 12:08 pm**

granted........why....just why.....(we all get m-m-m-) "suicide"

i wish for robo Hitler! chainguns!!!!

Posted: **Wed Apr 10, 2013 12:10 pm**

Granted! Total squirming babblebangers! You crazygo from the noise and hurryhurry!

Foredesire mewards babbletongue selfonly grokwise me!

Posted: **Wed Apr 10, 2013 12:12 pm**

hmmmm not sure what you just said but ok.....granted: you get your wish....but you must eat tree bark too.

i wish for a puppy.

Posted: **Wed Apr 10, 2013 12:14 pm**

Granted, it died the next day.

I wish for a beautiful bird.

Posted: **Wed Apr 10, 2013 12:14 pm**

Granted, it's a roc. And it just ate your time machine.

I wish Palm had never abandoned Palm OS.

Posted: **Wed Apr 10, 2013 12:16 pm**

granted....Palm OS abandoned palm....

i wish for a new chest.

Posted: **Wed Apr 10, 2013 12:18 pm**

Granted, it's made of gold and mahogany and makes you really heavy and unbalanced when you try and walk.

I wish for fewer grammatical errors in supermarket signs.

Posted: **Wed Apr 10, 2013 12:19 pm**

granted: they all now say that you suck.....sorry.

i wish for a delorean in any condition!

Posted: **Wed Apr 10, 2013 12:23 pm**

Granted, but you have to get it from Mount Everest to your home first.

I wish to control which song will get stuck in my head and for how long

Posted: **Wed Apr 10, 2013 12:32 pm**

Granted. You have a choice of "Winter Wonderland" and "Poisoning Pigeons in the Park".

I wish for more verses in "We Didn't Start the Fire".

Posted: **Wed Apr 10, 2013 1:14 pm**

Granted, the song went bad.

I wish we didn't have stupid songs.

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