Housepets!

The ability to transform into anything as soon as you think "boy, I'm really glad I'm not one of those."

Sweat Lemon juice but you get papercuts easily

The power to look at someone and instantly smell what their breath smells like. No matter the distance or media of seeing said person.

The ability to make any goldfish live forever
but only goldfish
not another animal, not another fish, just goldfish.

None of your clothes can ever get dirty again! Everyone around you can see the incredible stain-repelling power! ...but you can't, because whatever you put on is now invisible to you.

You can sing grand opera but only in the voice of Donald Duck.

The ability to almost win eveything you enter. even if the odds are 1 in 1000000000, you power makes it so it was more like 1 in 100. You were very close at success.

Well, that's just a legit superpower. That would make any opera better!
...does it work on Bohemian Rhapsody?

The power to convince anyone that you have a superpower, and that that power is the power to convince anyone that you have a superpower, and that that power is the power to convince anyone you have a superpower and that that power is the power to....
So basically infinite recursion that does nothing.

if you can convinces people that you have super powers, thats at least a paycheck!

The power to spot other people with super powers in a world where no one has super powers.

you said world, so aliens might have superpowers.

the power to customize system fonts on anyone's computer from anywhere in the world

The power to guess an answer to a question right every single time, but you don't know you have this power and you doubt that you guessed right and swap your answer 99% of the time anyways

I think I might already have that power.

HAHAHHAHAAHA

You can heat up food by only touching the plate, but the strength of heating is changing randomly and you're unable to control it

“Oh boy I can’t wait to have this leftover turkey for lunch! Just gotta touch the pl-“ *fiery explosion*

You can correctly guess the outcome of a sporting event set to happen 5+ years from now.

thats actually a really good long term superpower because you can bet on that sporting event and win $$$

the ability to taste food 0.0000000000001% better than everybody else

You always know the right answers of an exam, but only after you turned it in

You can leap tall buildings at a single bound ... however ... landing results in catastrophic skeletal wreckage.

You can read people's minds... but only the parts relating to their internet search histories.

You always have enough money in your pockets for anything, too bad that you get it in form of obsolete currencies

You can fly but only when you're holding your breath

You have the ability to accurately predict how many turkeys will fit in any given space.