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Punchy wrote:What happens if we don't find out where JeffCvt is by page 50?

Ah, We were supposed to answer that? That's super easy: He even gives clues in his location tag, here in the forums.
He is within the -8:30 UTC in Colorado. (Colorado means "reddish" or "red-coloured" in Spanish.)
His name is Jeffrey Clavette (though that's probably just his full alias.) and he's a die-hard pony fan, according to his internet accounts, by the way.
What was my prize again?

JeffCvt wrote:No, I've known that it's easy. Stupid Google+ combined a bunch of my accounts, some with JeffCvt as my name and some with my real name, connecting the two with a google search of either one.

So I made a new online profile so I can still have my privacy when I want it. Since the name of the chat thread was no longer really relevant, I changed it to one that was.

You are saying that as if someone actually cared about stalking you.

Silly Zealot wrote:Ah, We were supposed to answer that? That's super easy: He even gives clues in his location tag, here in the forums.
He is within the -8:30 UTC in Colorado. (Colorado means "reddish" or "red-coloured" in Spanish.)
His name is Jeffrey Clavette (though that's probably just his full alias.) and he's a die-hard pony fan, according to his internet accounts, by the way.
What was my prize again?

Uh, well you got my name at least. However, my location tag has absolutely nothing to do with where I live. And as for the die-hard pony fan, I only have an account on FimFiction. I don't associate with anything else pony really.

You are still somewhere on planet Earth. Online connection from orbit is still not so well supported outside official space projects.

Silly Zealot wrote:You are saying that as if someone actually cared about stalking you.

Actually, I got his location nailed down to a neighborhood but out of respect for privacy I won't disclose the information.

Arbitrary wrote:Actually, I got his location nailed down to a neighborhood but out of respect for privacy I won't disclose the information.

So does that mean that we've technically found Jeff?

Tatsuo wrote:So does that mean that we've technically found Jeff?

Yes... which is why the topic of the thread is now changed to locate his other name. Which I think, short of parking a van in front of his house, would be difficult.

Well we could backtrace his IP and find out everything about his online, but that would be considered unethical and illegal. Anybody know someone in government who could claim it's for national security?

You could just say it's for science. Like a guy said somewhere earlier, noone can disagree when it's for science

the government can. Both have serious problems when it comes to people doing things they now little about.
And didn't that guy claim to "accidentally" hack into the pentagon?

The "for science" thing was a joke, although I've never heard of the accidental hacker. The "Lamest excuse in history" award should go to him.

Kyuubi Kitsune wrote:Religion and the government can. Both have serious problems when it comes to people doing things they now little about.

You just simultaneously discussed the two things you shouldn't discuss in polite company, and therefore shouldn't be discussed on this forum. Not to mention many religious people would take offense to the implication that they disagree with science. All the more reason to avoid those topics, yaknow?

I was going to just say government but then I read that the Church of England is now truing to operate as a payday loan company. I will edit however.

Edit your post and make yet another post on the topic?

It's also not just religion. It's politics too. Let's avoid pushing too far into either, 'kay?

Just some background info and a news story for you. I have stopped now.

Polite people are never angry when talking.

Didn't I already say what Jeff's other name is?

Diss is right. I have another name I use online now. I don't do anything that could connect the two, so the chances of you guys finding it without more info is pretty much zero.

Is it Larry Down the Street?

Oh, Asparagus Battleship!

Whelp. Time to prep the surveillance van.

JeffCvt wrote:the chances of you guys finding it without more info is pretty much zero.

In that case, What is it?

I'm willing to bet that we'll go all the way to page 50 just with our guesses.

I know exactly what his name is. It's not Jeff. *is so proud of him-/herself*

You would all go to Chat Thread 50 trying to guess it. I literally made it up on the spot.

I just typed random things until I finally got something that looked like a name and was unique enough that I could use it on any website and still be recognized as the same guy.

Heck, for all you guys know, I could actually be one of the other members here.

I KNEW IT!


Jeff is Sleet!

no no no, he's obviously Rick

Rumpelstiltskin.

There! I got to win the thread AND keep my firstborn child as my own!

I thought everyone was Sleet, right?

Finding out who sleet is would admittedly be much harder, given the name and all...

Wait I thought we've established that Rick is Diss?

I'm every mod/admin.

Kyuubi Kitsune wrote:Finding out who sleet is would admittedly be much harder, given the name and all...

Challenge accepted! (If Sleet is okay with me attempting it, that is.)

Silly Zealot wrote:

Kyuubi Kitsune wrote:Finding out who sleet is would admittedly be much harder, given the name and all...

Challenge accepted! (If Sleet is okay with me attempting it, that is.)

I'm sure he wouldn't care much. I stopped my searching after 10min of googling. She's kept a pretty clean path, but I also figured half the fun on here is the mystery of Sleet's gender =P. I have a pretty good idea though.

JeffCvt wrote:You would all go to Chat Thread 50 trying to guess it. I literally made it up on the spot.

that would take a really long time. I think this chat thread is moving really slowly, it took 5 months to get us to page 35, it used to take like 2 months...

Tatsuo wrote:

Silly Zealot wrote:

Kyuubi Kitsune wrote:Finding out who sleet is would admittedly be much harder, given the name and all...

Challenge accepted! (If Sleet is okay with me attempting it, that is.)

I'm sure he wouldn't care much. I stopped my searching after 10min of googling. She's kept a pretty clean path, but I also figured half the fun on here is the mystery of Sleet's gender =P. I have a pretty good idea though.

The truth behind Sleet's gender is out there on the interwebs, you just need to know where to look! Plus I'd be very surprised if I was wrong cause I "think" I got it figured out?
That's all I'll mention about that out of respect for Sleet.

Happy hunting!

Duster wrote:Happy hunting!

Lol happy hunting =P. You know, when you put it that way...

And I know where to look, but I rather have Sleet tell me then go prodding for answers. That's just me.

yehoshua wrote:I thought everyone was Sleet, right?

Just Rick and Diss. And Jeff.

Makes sense. Sleet exists in a state of superposition. Sleet the qubit.

Tatsuo wrote:

Duster wrote:Happy hunting!

Lol happy hunting =P. You know, when you put it that way...

And I know where to look, but I rather have Sleet tell me then go prodding for answers. That's just me.

I already won the challenge yesterday, actually. Ask Sleet, it will vouch for that. : D

I found Sleet's true identity without being told.

Huh. That would make two of us. Found more than I bargained for. I really should stop doing this.