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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Tue Feb 04, 2014 11:32 am
by Render
Yes, but only a meter or so. The cord is too short.
How much is the fish?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Tue Feb 04, 2014 2:48 pm
by rollingWolf
Render wrote:Yes, but only a meter or so. The cord is too short.
How much is the fish?
£0.89 as a mp3 download
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Tue Feb 04, 2014 5:02 pm
by Render
Twentyfour.
Why is english fish more expensive than german fish (€0,99)?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2014 2:24 am
by GeckoZY
Fish and Fries.
What watt?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2014 3:04 am
by Crux
BOOM's what.
When will santa pay his rent?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Thu Feb 06, 2014 9:41 am
by Render
On Feb 30th.
Red or green?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Fri Feb 07, 2014 4:05 am
by GeckoZY
Both!
Am I Blue?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Fri Feb 07, 2014 4:26 am
by aBritishfox
No, but if I was grey I would die.
(That's what the song says if you slow it down a bit)
Am I a man?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Fri Feb 07, 2014 4:42 am
by Crux
if the shoe fits.
why is my soda pop bubbling?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Fri Feb 07, 2014 1:18 pm
by Render
Maybe someone paid it.
Is there any hope?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Fri Feb 07, 2014 7:05 pm
by Crux
When the fish decides to eat sushi
Why is today a Saturday?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Sat Feb 08, 2014 3:43 pm
by GeckoZY
Yesterday's Friday.
Umbrella or Parasol?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Sat Feb 08, 2014 7:22 pm
by Render
It depends... if you are hungry or if it is raining.
Are you hungry or is it raining?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Sun Feb 09, 2014 5:17 am
by Punchy
It is hungry and I am raining.
Left or right?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Sun Feb 09, 2014 2:16 pm
by Spawtzi
Butter Socks!
Why does coffee taste like coffee?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Sun Feb 09, 2014 2:44 pm
by hypernovatic
Because it's made of coffee.
Why do I not like shoes?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Sun Feb 09, 2014 3:15 pm
by Spawtzi
Because pants
Why does hot pizza taste of pain
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Sun Feb 09, 2014 5:32 pm
by Crux
Check the door.
Why is the snow cold?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Sun Feb 09, 2014 5:34 pm
by hypernovatic
Because you're a potato.
Why am I not warm?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Sun Feb 09, 2014 5:46 pm
by Crux
You didn't eat the potato.
Why isn't soup a solid?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Sun Feb 09, 2014 5:47 pm
by hypernovatic
Because it's not a brick.
Why can't I party?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Mon Feb 10, 2014 4:35 am
by aBritishfox
Potatoes only.
Why are we talking about potatoes?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Mon Feb 10, 2014 6:20 am
by Render
We are out of peas.
Why is Ratty's Skype broken?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Sun Feb 16, 2014 6:54 pm
by Saturn381
Because he dropped it.
How do clouds make rain?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Sun Feb 16, 2014 7:16 pm
by Render
Rainbow Dash is jumping on them and that squeezes the water out.
Why should I ask a stupid question?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Sun Feb 16, 2014 7:37 pm
by Saturn381
Cause you get a stupid answer.
How do they fill chocolate with caramel?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Sun Feb 16, 2014 7:45 pm
by SmileWolf
The same way they put the lime in the coconut!
Were catwalks originally made for cats?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Sun Feb 16, 2014 10:24 pm
by Saturn381
No it was Micheal Jackson.
Why are candy canes so colorful.
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Fri Feb 21, 2014 12:57 pm
by Crux
They're baby rainbows.
Why can't I fly to the moon?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Fri Feb 21, 2014 10:41 pm
by Spawtzi
Because it wants privacy
Why can't I fart rainbows?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Fri Feb 21, 2014 11:05 pm
by hypernovatic
Because you haven't eaten Skittles.
Why can't I punch through bricks?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2014 1:19 am
by Saturn381
Because your hand isn't made out of metal.
Why is the ocean blue?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2014 7:25 am
by Render
The ocean is jealous of the sky as it cannot fly. So it just mirrors the sky. (Look up in the blue sky. Try to find out why the sky is blue, that's basically the same reason.)
Why is my urge so high to give the correct answer?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2014 8:07 am
by SmileWolf
Because you are a truthful person, and you're incapable of deliberately giving a wrong answer. Because you don't like to guess, so you wouldn't reply with one. OK, maybe that's not a stupid answer but that's the best I could do.
Why so serious?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2014 9:45 am
by Render
Because... because... because... because of flying pigs! 
Will my fridge heat if I turn around the plug?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2014 10:48 am
by Saturn381
As long it's not near a hot stove.
Why is the grass green?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2014 11:15 am
by That_Red_Folf
Because someone painted it all green.
Can a potato record audio as well as video?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2014 4:00 pm
by Saturn381
Of course not you need a carrot to do that.
Can you dig a hole in the ocean.
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2014 6:40 pm
by Crux
Only if you have some hot sauce.
Are tigers vegetarians?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2014 8:34 am
by Render
Somehow, that's called second-hand-vegetarian.
Why is it colder on mountains than in the valley?