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I tell a problem and the next poster must Solve the problem(In a funny or serious way if you want) and then he must state a problem.






Demonstration:
Ilovehousepets:Help, Too many toasters!

FlintTheSquirrel:Remember, All toasters toast TOAST!

Help, My Sister was turned into a goat by nanobots.


Medli:Sell her to the local Freak show.

Help, I'm a Monster!
And so on.

Help, Babylon Gardens is on Fire!
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Get a bucket of water and throw it at the screen. :?

Everyone wants to eat me. :cry:
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cover yourself in spinish (the mushy kind, no vinigar)

help, my radio is boogie boogie oogie-in' till it just can't boogy no more!
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Change the Station.


Help, I the whole topic.
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Add verbs.

I was as in the why for worse than anyone.
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speak human!

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Stuff, Taking Up Four Feathers! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAacronymAAAAAHHHHH
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I think your gonna need to find some help for that.



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Stop eating tamales before bed.

My phone won't finish charging.
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Shoot it with lazer!


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Get out a sword, look at it for a few seconds. Start singing into it. 'Nuff said.

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"!TSAOT !retaW !retraW !retaW" lley dna semit eerht dnuora nruT

I have got an headache.
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Come now, you should know me by now. *Hands Medli Day-Quil*

The sky is falling. D;
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Pick it up!

Help! I'm being eaten by a toaster!
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Turn it off!

Help, I have got squirrel chewing problems!
(Solved, but wanna know what others say :P)
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eat some cake.

*spins around three times* water. water. water. TOAST!


Help, i need me some C4!
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Buy it at the explosions store!

Help, Jakkal is online but does not update the wall! D:
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blow up the wall with ryming C4!


help, i lost my pillow!
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Get a Very Fluffy cat.


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Get out of Family Guy!

I'm a skunk, help!
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Watch out for cars!!

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Quick, get a Q-Tip!

اوهایو درایو ، قدرت هسته ای ، 12 خیابان اصلی -- شهرستان!
<+Vaddie> ... WHY AM I A GIRL ON FIRE WEARING 30 PAIRS OF PANTS ALL OF A SUDDEN
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Nej.

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I did NOT turn into a turk..ian? Turkese? Turkey? Whuteva.

Tiggy has run out of cookies! Hjälp!
<+Vaddie> ... WHY AM I A GIRL ON FIRE WEARING 30 PAIRS OF PANTS ALL OF A SUDDEN
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Go get Betty Crocker!

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Tame it, huggle it and name it squishy.

OHMIGOSH TEH SUN HAS DISAPPEARED!
<+Vaddie> ... WHY AM I A GIRL ON FIRE WEARING 30 PAIRS OF PANTS ALL OF A SUDDEN
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Shoot tobee with a lazer.

HELP! TOBEE HAS BEEN SHOT!
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Shoot him with a reverse-a-shot laser!

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Kill it!

I have discovered that squirrels are nutritious, what shall I do? D:
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Eat Flint!

I have a big head, and little arms! I'm just not sure how well this plan was thought through!
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eat justin beiber!

(turk)

help, my hair is made o snakes!
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Stare at a weegee.


help, I'm going from cherry to mint!
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replace "ch" with "b"!


help, my mom ate my turtle!
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get a surgeon.

help, OH SHEEZ, MAH HEAD IS ON FIRE!!!!
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dip it in some lava and call me in the mornin.
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Post a problem.

HALP the chat is silent! :<
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Beat it.

@Somebody, the lava didn't work, Im still on fire : P

A 40 tons tank just rushed in my living room!!!
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Push it back out.

MY EEEYES! MY EEEEEEEEEYES! OHMIGOSH MY muffins and cookies EEEEYES! D:
<+Vaddie> ... WHY AM I A GIRL ON FIRE WEARING 30 PAIRS OF PANTS ALL OF A SUDDEN
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Eyedrops.

Fire put off, tank pushed out, I'm fine now :D
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help, my error is contagous!
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