If you played fall out 3 then you should get the idea of this

We post scenario questions and then give you 4 completely ridiculous answers.
If you havenj't played fall out 3 here is a G.O.A.T video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uItMxuwl95A

The only difference here is were gonna make it house pets theme

EDIT
since were gonna have to answer the questions eventually we'll post 10 questions then people will answer then another ten questions rinse and repeat

Question
Joey invites you to "Role play" with him and squeak what do you do.

A: You dress up in a kangaroo suit and do whatever Joey says
B: Through up all over at the idea
C: Say yes but once you get there you attempt to eat squeak
D: Slowly back away and tell your parents that creepy people were asking you to do weird things.

Oh no! Pete has decided to turn you into a dachshund. How do you react?

1. Rejoice, for the great deities have granted your wish for the inability to sweat.
2. Attempt to fight him, hoping that some of his voodoo powers rubbed off on you.
3. Act as subservient as possible, to avoid being turned into a pickle.
4. Run away and hope to high heaven PETA doesn't find you.

Dear god! You have awaken grape from her sleep and she is about to do serously painful things to you. what do you do?

A: Cower and beg for mercy of the Superior being
B: Fight her to the best of your ability
C: Use peanut as a shield against her attacks
D: Try to convince her that she is still dreaming and that you are a cosmic nerd trying to tell her something that will save the universe

You have been invited to the Good Ol' Dogs summer picnic, but you have to bring a dish! What do you bring?

1. Hot dogs, because you have to make sure a main course is served.
2. Dog-safe chocolate. Female dogs love a sensitive male.
3. You don't go, because responsibility makes you vomit.
4. You try to catch the neighborhood cat and put him on the grill, but eventually give up and settle on potato salad.

Oh No! The Ride you're on is now broken. you are stuck and all alone. what do you do?

A. Scream and hope somebody notices you.
B. Commit Suicide, you hadn't a good Life anyways.
C.Scream Pete and hope he comes and turns you into a bird(ya know, with the right encouragement).
D.Pray that an Engineer fixes the Problem before your next birthday.

You have climbed up a tree to find a bird's nest, which houses a full family of blue jays. What do you do?

1. Try to catch as many of them as possible for lunch.
2. Make friends with them and see if you can use them to annoy the neighbor dogs.
3. Do nothing. Dogs don't care about birds.
4. Put on your bird suit and ask the eldest daughter on a date.

(DOHOHOHOHO I'm terrible >:3)

You're best friend wakes you up from the best nap ever. What do you do?

A.Forgive him/her and go back to sleep.
B. Threaten him/her with a spork.
C. Threaten him/her with your fist/claws
D. Tell him/her you love him/her....then threaten him with a spork..

You have been labeled "The Opener of Ways" by the forest creatures! How do you respond?

1. Accept their offer of power and take control of the forest.
2. Hide in your house and hope they leave by this time next year.
3. Let Marvin fix it. Marvin's good at fixing things.
4. OH GOSH TALKING ANIMALS

Oh dear! You've been labled a cat lover and the other dogs hate you how do you handle this?
A: You start hanging out with joey
B: You beat the crap out of the members of the "good ol' dogs club"
C: You hang out with cats and party with cats
D: Join Tiger and one one day Kill the other neighbor hood dogs (after all tiger's gonna do it one of these days might as well be on his side)

Who is the gracious leader of the Good Ol' Dogs Club, who is always protecting us, is the beginning and end of life, and has enough power to destroy Babylon Gardens with the wave of his hand?

1. Bino.
2. Bino.
3. Bino.
4. Bino.

Time to answer the questions

answers
1: A-You dress up in a kangaroo suit and do whatever Joey says
2: A-Rejoice, for the great deities have granted your wish for the inability to sweat.
3: D-Try to convince her that she is still dreaming and that you are a cosmic nerd trying to tell her something that will save the universe
4: B-Dog-safe chocolate. Female dogs love a sensitive male.
5: C-Scream Pete and hope he comes and turns you into a bird(ya know, with the right encouragement).
6: B-Make friends with them and see if you can use them to annoy the neighbor dogs.
7: D-Tell him/her you love him/her....then threaten him with a spork.
8: A-Accept their offer of power and take control of the forest.
9: D-Join Tiger and one one day Kill the other neighbor hood dogs (after all tiger's gonna do it one of these days might as well be on his side)
10: C-Bino.

I think I'm management material

1. D: Slowly back away and tell your parents that creepy people were asking you to do weird things.
2. C. Act as subservient as possible, to avoid being turned into a pickle.
3. D: Try to convince her that she is still dreaming and that you are a cosmic nerd trying to tell her something that will save the universe.
4. A. Hot dogs, because you have to make sure a main course is served.
5. D. Pray that an Engineer fixes the Problem before your next birthday.
6. C. Do nothing. Dogs don't care about birds.
7. A. Forgive him/her and go back to sleep.
8. A. Accept their offer of power and take control of the forest. (Not quite as good as being a mod, but not half bad.)
9. C: You hang out with cats and party with cats
10. D. Bino!

Can we post questions again?

Uh-oh, pete turned you into a corgi what do you do?

Oh-no! an enemy of yours found out you like Housepets! and spread it through out the school. what do you do?

A. I don't mind getting called a furry.
B. Punch the Kid without the principle or any important people watching.
C. Egg his House.
D. Get Home schooled and stay home, your PC or Mac is your best friend now.

(I guess I´d go for B and D. Yes, I just broke the rules. )

You meet a corgi that acts very un-dog like. What do you do?

A. Ignore it and continue on your merry conversation
B. Back away slowly
C. Invite him to a party
D. 'Sorry, I don't date humans.'

Fix'd.

You want to play pretend with your best friend! What do you pretend?
A. Pirates.
B. Ninjas.
C. Some other instance that may involve pirates and/or ninjas but does not use them as the main topic.
D. Playing Mario Kart. Wait, no, I'd do that in real life.

Its Christmas and you need to humiliate a rival.
A: out class him with overly extravagant gift
B: get him a sweater saying "I love cats"
C: lace the gift with a cat nip bomb
D: Its my butt in a box

Your parents are trying to take the vet. you must escape for he is surely a monster.how do you do so.
A: Create a giant Rube Goberg machine that will case the will hit the vet with a hammer.
B: Go on lace your parents drinks with sleeping pills so they don't take you
C: Use hypnosis to covince your parents your okay
D: Use one of the other neighbor hood pets in you place

you find yourself walking in the woods looking for a pomeranian, a gryphon appears behind you and the pomeranian that you were looking for turns into dragon. what do you do

A. Think it's an illusion from all the orange soda you've been drinking
B. freak out
C. go with them to the place they vaugely described
D. think of how awesome it would be if you didnt just soil yourself

Peanut walks up to you and asks where you put his Wii Wheel.

1. Tell him you fed it to Grape.
2. Tell him that magical elves came in the middle of the night and stole it.
3. Tell him that PETA took it because they think that video games are enslaving dogs.
4. Run away screaming "STOP BLAMING ME FOR THINGS I DIDN'T DOOOOOOOO!"

I think this thread died and I necro-ed it

actually, someone else necroed it. you just kept the zombie from dying.

Q) uh oh, the cat you love is ignoring you so she can hang out with her boyfriend, who is also a cat. what do you do?

A) open the door for your psychic girlfriend who is already at the door because she sensed that you need her.
B) Listen to Weird Al
C) Draw the end of your game as a comic while crying
D) Take it in stride and just go play Wii

(that was the last question. answers now)