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I pull you in with me.

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I slap you with a fly flap.

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▲!A, X, R, ▲R, ▲B

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▲!A, X, R, ▲R, ▲B
What?
You know that you have to provide an English translation when you're writing in another language... :mrgreen:

*slaps you with a rolled up newspaper*

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Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A!

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Buster Wrote:
▲!A, X, R, ▲R, ▲B
What?
You know that you have to provide an English translation when you're writing in another language... :mrgreen:

it's not another language, they're button prompts. have you never played a fighting game?

now if you'll excuse me...
*uses LunarFox for surgeon simulator practice*

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*grabs scalpel to fend off Buster*

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*starts shining with prismatic light and utters a sinister laugh before raising her arm canon and firing off the largest blast the phazon beam can produce.*

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Good thing I always carry a mirror with me, so I use that to bounce the beam back at you.

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Phazon isn't an electromagnetic wavelength, it's a molecular compound. it doesn't reflect that way.
enjoy having half-vaporised mutated organs.

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But if I die, you're coming along!

I throw a stack of shiny shuriken.

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Your shiny shuriken succeed in mesmerizing my team of trained combat seals (I couldn't find any narwhales) who proceed to flop all over you, smothering you in cuteness....


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*uses LunarFox as a club to pummel you into submission*

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I use my claws to scratch you for using me as a club.

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I use my boy scout nail clippers to manicure your claws and thereby making it impossible for you to turn the pages of your favorite glossy graphic novels.


Mon Jun 10, 2019 8:43 pm
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I USE CHEESE TO SLAP YOU UPSIDE THE HEAD

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HOWITZER IMPACT!

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Sorry, Cap, but I've got Mr. Rogers' shield, that I use to deflect your howitzer shot right back at you.

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Dodging your artillery round, I deftly respond by flattening you with a twenty pound sack of yellow onions.


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*whips her tail around launching a dozen spines at you.*

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Dancing deftly away from your attempted spinal tap, I release the charge of 10,000 hedgehogs, extra-prickly and excruciatingly cute!


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*firebreath*
*enjoys a large and delicious lunch of roasted rodent, courtesy of tuam*
*has apparently also nommed one of TUAM's arms*

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Wed Jun 19, 2019 5:23 pm
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Which I then use to slap you.

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And, in gratitude for recovering my arm, I use it to direct lightening bolts into your bedroom slippers.


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i use sarcastic mockery to point out that you probably meant lightning not lightening and that you've effectively given him hover shoes.

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I do this.

https://youtu.be/aSHcFlNOElE?t=11

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I cast thrashing water, *rolls 2d20* 20 twice which means 22 plus 2. 44 damage!

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*casts intensified maximized empowered fireball*
135 DMG!

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Role of the Wanderer, Rule of Rending.... Engrave mine name unto the and come forth!

Boundless Tail!

241 Damage

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"bOUNDLESS TAIL"? Clearly, you're a serpent - Mongoose brigade to the attack!


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*Holds up a summon materia*

Ultimate End

9999 DMG
9917 DMG
9999 DMG
9999 DMG
9935 DMG
9999 DMG
9299 DMG
9979 DMG
9999 DMG
9996 DMG
9939 DMG
9999 DMG
9998 DMG

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I throw a copy of Danganronpa at you.

What? I thought it was good at ending Ultimates.

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i feed your pie to 5.0.5

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I defeat Jailer of Love, thus summoning Absolute Virtue to fight you. Enjoy fighting an enemy that can use all your ultimate abilities whenever it wants, can completely heal itself whenever it wants, and enjoy having the devs either nerf whatever strategy you use to best it or just outright ban you!
Seriously though, the history behind this guy is kinda nuts and fascinating, and I’d recommend looking into it.

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I hit you with severe allergies.

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/Debug
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I hit you with an Uno reverse card.

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.esrever ni rehtegot kcab uoy tup I

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I let a horse backup onto you.

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But that's putting the cart before the horse, and the cart, now unhitched, squishes you.

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