The Vending Machine Game!
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You get a Rainbow bean.....actually that sounds cool
I insert a derpy oreo
I insert a derpy oreo
"I've been having these weird thoughts lately...."
"Like is any of this for real? Or not?"
"Like is any of this for real? Or not?"
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You get five Hydrox cookies and a glass of buttermilk.
In goes a baboon. With an electronic Monopoly game. And a beach ball.
In goes a baboon. With an electronic Monopoly game. And a beach ball.
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Out come some animal crackers! In goes cotton candy!
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You get candy that looks like cotton.
In goes a Wendy's drink with a mixture of all drinks from the place.
In goes a Wendy's drink with a mixture of all drinks from the place.
I have ideas and I occasionally put them down.
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Out comes a Hazmat-suited SWAT team in hyper-vigilance mode....
Asphalt … let's try a dumptruck load of asphalt.
Asphalt … let's try a dumptruck load of asphalt.
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You get the San Andreas Fault plus a burro or two. I insert the user below me!
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Goshdurnnit, last time somebody did this to me, I lost my pants in the machine!
Oh ... Um ... you got a pair of torn jeans ... there might be half a PayDay bar in the left back pocket ...
Alright, in goes a flock of flamingos....
Oh ... Um ... you got a pair of torn jeans ... there might be half a PayDay bar in the left back pocket ...
Alright, in goes a flock of flamingos....
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Out comes a flamingo themed metal gear.
in goes every shirt NHWestoN has ever or will ever own.
in goes every shirt NHWestoN has ever or will ever own.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
- Zesortinge
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You get a closet.
I insert Bino and Peanut
I insert Bino and Peanut
I have ideas and I occasionally put them down.
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You get two bedraggled looking dogs.
I insert a cheeseburger.
I insert a cheeseburger.
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
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You get a cheesy burger patty. There is no bread.
I insert a zubat.
I insert a zubat.
I have ideas and I occasionally put them down.
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You get a baseball and a batboy. I insert a quarter.
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- Zesortinge
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At the time you used it, the vending machine was out of order, so take your quarter and try again later.
I insert an aurora.
I insert an aurora.
I have ideas and I occasionally put them down.
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You get a Klondike bar. I insert awful fanfiction.
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you get a dramatic reading of it on you tube.
i insert NHWestoN.
i insert NHWestoN.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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You get yourself. I insert a Mary Sue.
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You get Dameon Wayne
Quick, give me that so I can stuff that monstrosity back in the vending machine!
Quick, give me that so I can stuff that monstrosity back in the vending machine!
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Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
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You also get Dameon Wayne, now slightly disgruntled.
We insert NHWestoN in the hopes of creating a clone army.
We insert NHWestoN in the hopes of creating a clone army.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
- furrygamer793
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you get fifty two and one half dozen clones of Hawkfang42
And in goes one of my clones
And in goes one of my clones
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Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
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You get clones of your clone. I insert night-vision goggles.
You're a wonderful person! You can do this! Yes, you, person reading this!
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You get a major migraine and - for some reason - a small flock of grumpy owls.... Who stocks this thing?
Okay, in goes an old Flexible Flyer sled.
Okay, in goes an old Flexible Flyer sled.
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You get a concussion when your old sled breaks! I insert a vending machine.
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- furrygamer793
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ERROR: 404 NOT FOUND- Oh wait, here it is. I insert 404
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Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
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You get a spray bottle of 409. Wonder where the other 5 points came from?
In goes a praying mantis.
In goes a praying mantis.
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Out comes a mantel and a prayer book. In goes a quarter.
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- Buster
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you get buried under every strange thing that's been shoved into the machine so far.
i insert world peace.
i insert world peace.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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You get a proclamation saying that that's impossible, flown to you by a dove.
You're a wonderful person! You can do this! Yes, you, person reading this!
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I stuff you into the machine before the lack of offering offends it again.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
- furrygamer793
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You get a stick.
In goes Glossaric from Star Vs the Forces of Evil
In goes Glossaric from Star Vs the Forces of Evil
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Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
- Buster
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You get a large book with "Don't Panic" in friendly letters on the cover.
I insert Spike. (the perpetually grumpy blond vampire, not the diminuitive dragon)
I insert Spike. (the perpetually grumpy blond vampire, not the diminuitive dragon)
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
- furrygamer793
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Out comes a Log Horizon vampire
In goes Bucky Barnes, the Winter Soldier.
In goes Bucky Barnes, the Winter Soldier.
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Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
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Out comes one of Napoleon's soldiers that froze in the Russian winter. I insert you.
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- furrygamer793
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Seriously, why? You get all of the forumites that haven't been online in a while
Somehow, I insert Buster.
Somehow, I insert Buster.
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Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
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You get a rabbit. I insert myself.
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since you're not here, we get a lightly used aluminum bat.
having re-spawned, i grab hackle from the pile of afk users it spat out and insert him.
having re-spawned, i grab hackle from the pile of afk users it spat out and insert him.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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You get a bat (the mammal kind) as well as a dented can.
I insert an emoji.
I insert an emoji.
You're a wonderful person! You can do this! Yes, you, person reading this!
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You get a signed letter by sony thanking you for the movie idea
I insert 7,601 wheels of cheese (don't ask)
I insert 7,601 wheels of cheese (don't ask)
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You get 3,800 very poorly engineered bicycles, a sack of camembert, and a pirated Sony DVD.
I insert a greeting card saying "Hi, Gael, Howryah!" with insufficient postage.
I insert a greeting card saying "Hi, Gael, Howryah!" with insufficient postage.
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You get a card with "Good...also how the heck did I get in here please help"
I somehow get out and insert a complaint
I somehow get out and insert a complaint
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the vending machine rumbles, disappears, and leaves a note that says: Nope.
And then it appears in front of me and eats me
And then it appears in front of me and eats me
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Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
Greetings, fellow sapient beings.