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Buster
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Joined: Fri Feb 20, 2015 9:26 pm Posts: 5250 Images: 3 Location: Σ Disturbing Exploding Face
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 Re: Terrible super powers
the ability to forget how the english language works mid-
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Thu Apr 19, 2018 10:32 pm |
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Zesortinge
Joined: Tue Feb 20, 2018 4:47 pm Posts: 147 Location: Arkansas
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 Re: Terrible super powers
The ability to go through absolutely everything and still suffer the effects of going through them.
_________________ I have ideas but I rarely put them down.
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Thu Apr 19, 2018 10:35 pm |
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NHWestoN
Joined: Mon Oct 02, 2017 9:09 pm Posts: 8305 Location: North of Boston Boy
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The ability to communicate with birds except that whatever you tell them comes off as ornithologically deranged.
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Sat Apr 21, 2018 8:37 am |
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Zesortinge
Joined: Tue Feb 20, 2018 4:47 pm Posts: 147 Location: Arkansas
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The ability to always have the ability backfire when you use an ability that should be extremely useful. It will always backfire in a way that will not help you.
_________________ I have ideas but I rarely put them down.
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Sat Apr 21, 2018 11:52 pm |
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Gael
Joined: Sun Apr 15, 2018 9:37 am Posts: 136
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The ability to kill someone with a spoon by hitting them 467 times in the face with the spoon in a row
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Mon Apr 23, 2018 12:47 pm |
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dusk
Joined: Mon Oct 23, 2017 6:29 pm Posts: 358 Location: Babylon Gardens?
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The ability to attack ONLY by giving people papercuts.
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Mon Apr 23, 2018 12:53 pm |
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Gael
Joined: Sun Apr 15, 2018 9:37 am Posts: 136
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the ability to be everywhere but not be able to do anything
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Mon Apr 23, 2018 1:25 pm |
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TheSilverFox51
Joined: Sun Mar 11, 2018 2:47 pm Posts: 275 Location: The Planes of Oblivion
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That would be so useful, though The ability to dance magnificently... But only when no one is looking
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Mon Apr 23, 2018 1:28 pm |
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Buster
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Joined: Fri Feb 20, 2015 9:26 pm Posts: 5250 Images: 3 Location: Σ Disturbing Exploding Face
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the ability to accurately vocalize the sound of a dial up modem.
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Mon Apr 23, 2018 6:11 pm |
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NHWestoN
Joined: Mon Oct 02, 2017 9:09 pm Posts: 8305 Location: North of Boston Boy
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 Re: Terrible super powers
The power to deflate children's party balloons by lowering one eyebrow.
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Mon Apr 23, 2018 7:09 pm |
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Vanice
Joined: Wed Apr 04, 2018 3:37 pm Posts: 57 Location: In my own dojo....
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The power to see the future but it's limited to Teen Titans Go! TV schedule
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Fri May 18, 2018 11:38 am |
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NHWestoN
Joined: Mon Oct 02, 2017 9:09 pm Posts: 8305 Location: North of Boston Boy
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The power to pacify enraged hamsters.
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Fri May 18, 2018 12:39 pm |
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Gael
Joined: Sun Apr 15, 2018 9:37 am Posts: 136
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the power to melt one singular snowflake with your mind every half hour
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Sun May 20, 2018 2:30 pm |
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NHWestoN
Joined: Mon Oct 02, 2017 9:09 pm Posts: 8305 Location: North of Boston Boy
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The power to put on your galoshes without bending over.
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Sun May 20, 2018 4:21 pm |
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Buster
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Joined: Fri Feb 20, 2015 9:26 pm Posts: 5250 Images: 3 Location: Σ Disturbing Exploding Face
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the power to kill everyone within 10km by blinking. you can't turn it off.
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Sun May 20, 2018 4:49 pm |
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TheSilverFox51
Joined: Sun Mar 11, 2018 2:47 pm Posts: 275 Location: The Planes of Oblivion
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The power to pacify any dog, so long as they are outside of a five mile bubble, any dog inside said bubble will attack you
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Mon May 21, 2018 12:19 am |
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NHWestoN
Joined: Mon Oct 02, 2017 9:09 pm Posts: 8305 Location: North of Boston Boy
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The power render villains immobile with laughter over your jokes ... except none of your jokes are funny.
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Tue May 29, 2018 7:17 pm |
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Buster
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Joined: Fri Feb 20, 2015 9:26 pm Posts: 5250 Images: 3 Location: Σ Disturbing Exploding Face
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the ability to do a flawless impression of unvoiced incompetent movie extras.
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Wed May 30, 2018 10:17 pm |
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Gael
Joined: Sun Apr 15, 2018 9:37 am Posts: 136
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the ability to make cars move an inch closer to you
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Wed May 30, 2018 10:21 pm |
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Ferret
Joined: Wed May 16, 2018 10:32 am Posts: 18 Location: Washington State
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the power to ingest food without eating it.
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Wed May 30, 2018 10:36 pm |
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NHWestoN
Joined: Mon Oct 02, 2017 9:09 pm Posts: 8305 Location: North of Boston Boy
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I have tsunami lung power but only when blown through a plastic bendy straw...
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Thu May 31, 2018 6:26 pm |
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Ferret
Joined: Wed May 16, 2018 10:32 am Posts: 18 Location: Washington State
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The power to slide across surfaces like they were ice... but you can't control when it activates...
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Mon Jun 04, 2018 12:19 am |
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NHWestoN
Joined: Mon Oct 02, 2017 9:09 pm Posts: 8305 Location: North of Boston Boy
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The power to disappear in a puff of smoke. ... which, unfortunately, leaves you coated in a nasty, unremovable soot.
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Mon Jun 04, 2018 7:33 am |
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Ferret
Joined: Wed May 16, 2018 10:32 am Posts: 18 Location: Washington State
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The ability to transfer your need to evacuate your bowels to others.
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Mon Jun 04, 2018 12:34 pm |
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Buster
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Joined: Fri Feb 20, 2015 9:26 pm Posts: 5250 Images: 3 Location: Σ Disturbing Exploding Face
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glowing green farts
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Tue Jun 05, 2018 8:46 pm |
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Ferret
Joined: Wed May 16, 2018 10:32 am Posts: 18 Location: Washington State
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The ability to draw anything you want perfectly... but "Perfect" looks like a 3 year old's rendition of whatever it is.
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Tue Jun 05, 2018 10:14 pm |
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Zack_the_husky
Joined: Mon Jun 15, 2009 12:37 pm Posts: 1330
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The power of having all the power, but having most of said power work against you.
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Thu Jun 21, 2018 9:44 pm |
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CyberDragon
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Joined: Wed Feb 01, 2017 12:41 am Posts: 3217 Location: The Depths of Cyberspace
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The power of being intangible, but still effected by gravity so you just fall to the center of the Earth.
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Tue Jun 26, 2018 11:56 pm |
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NHWestoN
Joined: Mon Oct 02, 2017 9:09 pm Posts: 8305 Location: North of Boston Boy
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The power to turn smaller citrus fruits into field mice.
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Fri Jul 06, 2018 6:44 pm |
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Ferret
Joined: Wed May 16, 2018 10:32 am Posts: 18 Location: Washington State
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The ability to copy anything perfectly...
Look out copying man, here comes Mr. copyright your worst nemesis!
Oh no! a lawsuit! my worst weakness!
(I posted this at two am my time... I'm realizing I should sleep more.)
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Wed Aug 29, 2018 2:31 am |
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NHWestoN
Joined: Mon Oct 02, 2017 9:09 pm Posts: 8305 Location: North of Boston Boy
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The power to command snakes ... except, of course, snakes can't hear.
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Sun Sep 02, 2018 3:24 pm |
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Ferret
Joined: Wed May 16, 2018 10:32 am Posts: 18 Location: Washington State
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the power to make other people feel the exact amount of pain as you... emotionally/
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Mon Sep 03, 2018 12:13 am |
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Buster
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Joined: Fri Feb 20, 2015 9:26 pm Posts: 5250 Images: 3 Location: Σ Disturbing Exploding Face
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Throwing balls of sticky purple stuff.
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Mon Oct 08, 2018 7:30 pm |
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FlanDab
Joined: Sun Sep 23, 2018 9:46 am Posts: 54 Location: The In-Between of the Filverse and Earth
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The ability to hurt yours enemies with your insults, but only when you reveal something so embarrassing that the insult just swings back to hit you.
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Tue Oct 09, 2018 8:29 am |
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NHWestoN
Joined: Mon Oct 02, 2017 9:09 pm Posts: 8305 Location: North of Boston Boy
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Disappear by fogging up your glasses on cue...
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Thu Oct 11, 2018 3:08 pm |
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Zesortinge
Joined: Tue Feb 20, 2018 4:47 pm Posts: 147 Location: Arkansas
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The ability to not get sick by dying before you get sick.
_________________ I have ideas but I rarely put them down.
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Sat Jan 05, 2019 2:59 pm |
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furrygamer793
Joined: Thu Nov 22, 2018 12:19 am Posts: 507 Location: Λ Resurrecting Confused Judgement
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The power to not die of chocolate fudge pizza
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Sat Jan 05, 2019 10:30 pm |
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Buster
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Joined: Fri Feb 20, 2015 9:26 pm Posts: 5250 Images: 3 Location: Σ Disturbing Exploding Face
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well for that matter any oddly specific immunity that you technically never needed in the first place qualifies
like immunity to mandarin orange peels.
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Sun Jan 06, 2019 11:34 pm |
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Render
Wanna play a game?
Joined: Sun Feb 10, 2013 2:14 pm Posts: 12150 Location: Germany, Europe, Terra
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The power to drink water with a 100 meter long straw.You know of this, or? It's pretty close...
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Tue Jan 08, 2019 2:45 pm |
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Zesortinge
Joined: Tue Feb 20, 2018 4:47 pm Posts: 147 Location: Arkansas
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The power to have your bladder burst because you are physically incapable of urinating.
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Wed Jan 09, 2019 11:39 pm |
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