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Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Mon Nov 19, 2018 12:21 am

So death’s name is Traidseadaidh?

Post by **Render** » Mon Nov 19, 2018 6:46 pm

Amazee Dayzee wrote:So death’s name is Traidseadaidh?

Maybe...
And maybe he has a poodle...

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Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Mon Nov 19, 2018 11:43 pm

If somebody needs pressure to help conquer the sea, is it really worth it to try to take control of the sea?

Post by **Render** » Tue Nov 20, 2018 6:27 pm

Amazee Dayzee wrote:If somebody needs pressure to help conquer the sea, is it really worth it to try to take control of the sea?

Looks like the pressure spread pretty quickly with the pirates. ^^

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Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Tue Nov 20, 2018 11:41 pm

Oh come on! That's not true! It's never too late to lose weight!

Post by **Render** » Wed Nov 21, 2018 6:20 pm

Amazee Dayzee wrote:Oh come on! That's not true! It's never too late to lose weight!

Maybe it's too late to lose weight if you're a lawyer... Maybe there's something with being a lawyer that prevents losing weight.

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Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Wed Nov 21, 2018 10:55 pm

I'm wondering why Miles needs tranquilizers. Its not like he was that rough and out-of-control for the beginning of the program.

Post by **Render** » Thu Nov 22, 2018 6:04 pm

Amazee Dayzee wrote:I'm wondering why Miles needs tranquilizers. Its not like he was that rough and out-of-control for the beginning of the program.

Scroll back, be caught the woman with fever. ^^

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Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Fri Nov 23, 2018 6:38 pm

King says it is awesome, but his face looks like he was just turned into a corgi against his will.

Oh wait...

Post by **Render** » Sat Nov 24, 2018 7:04 pm

Amazee Dayzee wrote:King says it is awesome, but his face looks like he was just turned into a corgi against his will.

Oh wait...

Reminds me a bit of this

but with less smile. ^^

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Bandit1990 · Post by **Bandit1990** » Sat Nov 24, 2018 7:20 pm

A language has been stolen!? Curse you Carmen Sandiego!

Also Keene is getting very philosophical here.

CunningFox · Post by **CunningFox** » Sat Nov 24, 2018 8:05 pm

Housepets, as written by Samuel Beckett.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Sun Nov 25, 2018 1:12 am

How can you be real and not real at the same time Keene?

Post by **Render** » Sun Nov 25, 2018 5:32 pm

Bandit1990 wrote:A language has been stolen!? Curse you Carmen Sandiego!

He just has to install it... Shouldn't be that hard.

Bandit1990 wrote:Also Keene is getting very philosophical here.

Indeed he does. Let's hope he'll not start talking in limericks.

Amazee Dayzee wrote:How can you be real and not real at the same time Keene?

Schrödinger's Ferret...

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Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Sun Nov 25, 2018 8:44 pm

Who are the people that you know who care Grape?

Bandit1990 · Post by **Bandit1990** » Sun Nov 25, 2018 9:23 pm

The Ministry of Natural Resources and Environmental Protection, is delivering a hot tub. That seems.......Contrary to their mission statement.

Post by **Render** » Mon Nov 26, 2018 6:25 pm

Amazee Dayzee wrote:Who are the people that you know who care Grape?

What is the answer. ^^

Bandit1990 wrote:The Ministry of Natural Resources and Environmental Protection, is delivering a hot tub. That seems.......Contrary to their mission statement.

A bit, but... come on... There are very much worse things. ^^

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Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Mon Nov 26, 2018 11:42 pm

So Sabrina basically is a war that started due to controversial reasons?

Post by **Render** » Fri Nov 30, 2018 6:38 pm

Amazee Dayzee wrote:So Sabrina basically is a war that started due to controversial reasons?

She just needs the money.

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Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Fri Nov 30, 2018 9:25 pm

There always is a way to win Ralph. And police officers usually ALWAYS win.

Well at least in the Gallifrax dimension.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Fri Nov 30, 2018 9:37 pm

hay Dayzee, they finally made that fanclub you wanted.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Fri Nov 30, 2018 9:42 pm

And it only took a decade for it to happen!

Post by **Render** » Sat Dec 01, 2018 7:52 pm

Buster wrote:hay Dayzee, they finally made that fanclub you wanted.

Amazee Dayzee wrote:And it only took a decade for it to happen!

hehehehe

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Bandit1990 · Post by **Bandit1990** » Sat Dec 01, 2018 8:04 pm

I would love to see Mungo in a Christmas outfit.

Also, "The Mysterious Buyer Four" sound like a bad Beatles cover band.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Sat Dec 01, 2018 10:25 pm

so apparently now we have a talking door named Lindberg? thats... actually pretty tame compared to what's happened in canon.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Sun Dec 02, 2018 12:12 am

I don't know. If a door started talking to me, I would freak out and begin screaming "KILL IT WITH FIRE!"

Post by **Render** » Sun Dec 02, 2018 6:43 pm

Amazee Dayzee wrote:I don't know. If a door started talking to me, I would freak out and begin screaming "KILL IT WITH FIRE!"

But the door apologized...

Bandit1990 wrote:I would love to see Mungo in a Christmas outfit.

Me too.

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Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Mon Dec 03, 2018 2:18 am

So Fido's real first name is John? That is an eye opener.

Post by **Render** » Mon Dec 03, 2018 6:23 pm

Amazee Dayzee wrote:So Fido's real first name is John? That is an eye opener.

Or is he talking to John-Kevin? ^^

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furrygamer793 · Post by **furrygamer793** » Mon Dec 03, 2018 8:30 pm

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Mon Dec 03, 2018 9:25 pm

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Tue Dec 04, 2018 4:23 am

Why yes. Miles certainly is a big beauty of a wolf.

Post by **Render** » Tue Dec 04, 2018 6:13 pm

Amazee Dayzee wrote:Why yes. Miles certainly is a big beauty of a wolf.

I hope that beauty know how to microwave ushankas, the family is ... hungry(?).

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Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Wed Dec 05, 2018 2:12 am

What's that? You need a doctor for your memory foam mattress? Haven't you heard of Bob from "Bob's Discount Furniture"? Go to him! He will help you find the right mattress!

(Not sure if "Bob's Discount Furniture" is only a northeastern state company...)

Post by **Render** » Wed Dec 05, 2018 6:05 pm

Amazee Dayzee wrote:What's that? You need a doctor for your memory foam mattress?

It's probably a special memory foam that returns to it's usual state when you heat it to 60 degrees.

Amazee Dayzee wrote:(Not sure if "Bob's Discount Furniture" is only a northeastern state company...)

Dunno, we have Dänisches Bettenlager in Germany. ^^

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Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Thu Dec 06, 2018 1:05 pm

Now we learn that Peanut's given name is actually Alex. This is actually getting very good.

Post by **Render** » Thu Dec 06, 2018 5:59 pm

Amazee Dayzee wrote:Now we learn that Peanut's given name is actually Alex. This is actually getting very good.

Did the TV ever talk to you directly? ^^

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Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Fri Dec 07, 2018 1:38 am

No it hasn't because this isn't "Poltergeist" and all I can say is that doorbell is messed up.

Post by **Render** » Fri Dec 07, 2018 8:50 pm

Amazee Dayzee wrote:No it hasn't because this isn't "Poltergeist" and all I can say is that doorbell is messed up.

Dong Dingo! ^^

"I think it is safe to open the door"
"He's dead?"
"EVEN WORSE!"

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Buster · Post by **Buster** » Fri Dec 07, 2018 9:34 pm

uh render, this is properly intelligible. are you sure you posted the right pic?