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Re: Last poster wins.

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The helpfulness of engineers is an extremely debatable topic. While you are ensnared in an avalanche of messages from defensive MIT grads, I'll relieve you of the encumberence of that yucky ol' win...
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"Yucky ol' win"?! For that I shall take the win!
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To be fair, the win has been touched by hundreds of forum users, it is long past due for a cleaning. I take the win and scrub it clean. Now I have a shiny, clean win!
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Why thank you for washing MY win for me!
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It's cute that you think the win is yours when it is clearly mine!
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Aww! Thanks for calling me cute! I suppose you wouldn't mind if I took that win then?

Well it doesn't matter because it's mine anyway!
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I do. But I used up all my intellectual energy slapping you on another thread so I'll just, you know, win.
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Well I slapped you back and I want the win sooo...

Mine.
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Aha! I've had my third cup of coffee and now, as SuperCaffinated Man, I seize the win and dash off in a blur of pajama zoo animal patterns.
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HA! I use my katana... to frighten you into giving me the win.
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Pssh, katana's are for the weak, I grab a foam sword and bop you on the head until you drop the win. The win is mine now!
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Had a katana once for breakfast in Qatar ... made me sicker than a magpie for three hours ... and. ... oops, forgot, and I win.
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I take the win because:

". ..."

WHY?!
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Dunno why. 'Cause I got it.
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I have the win now, your un-creative sentences will not win against me!
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I take the win because I'm worried that Fox will lose it. Oh look! Fox lost it! I was right to take it!
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I take the win because I'm actually quite good at keeping track of things...
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Haha! funny thing is... You've lost something very dear to you... THE WIN IS MINE!
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Well, actually, the win is right here, in my hands because it is mine.
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I win because I just slapped you.
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I slap you because I like ice cream and the win is mine.
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Thanks for the ice cream ... and for the win!
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Enjoy your ice cream ... it looks good on you. And, before you can recover from a paralyzing "brain freeze", I'll must slip along, carrying the win.
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I take the win because there is no way you can possibly predic- BRAIN FREEZE! WHY?! *Sobs*
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As you grovel over your brain freeze I take the win!
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Oh, Yeah … SUMMON THE KRAKEN !! Oh...he can't be in two threads at the same time...and...prior commitments? How can a … okay, well, anyways, I win. (Gosh, this thread is getting complicated...)
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wut












I guess the win is mine now?
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No, you're all "wut", remember? Mine...
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The win is mine, that's how this thread works. :P
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Mine? Ah ha, your ship just struck one!! Blub, blub, blub and I win.
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well then. my submarine from a different thread torpedoes your annoyingly loud cargo ship into the depths, where it is crushed by a kraken who wants revenge!
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I finished installing that screen door in the engine room.

*takes the win as payment*
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Mine installed first and it's faster than yours, so i win
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I pay you both by shunting you into the torpedoes tubes!

I take the win, then go back to drawing.
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Re: Last poster wins.

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Depth charges!! Mines! Mines! Mines! Ka-boom! … mine.
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Nukes.
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Cukes. Thousands of cucumbers fired out of howitzer !!
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Re: Last poster wins.

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I just hit you with a crowbar and take the win, it is mine now, and it will be mine until the net person comes along.
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I'm the net person and I use my net to ensnare you and swipe the win.
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I swoop in and steal the win, flying off with it when your back is turned.
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