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I come out of it with a half empty bag of popcorn and laughing my tail off.
My most reoccurring job is call center work. Resistance to depression and a messed up sense of humor are survival traits in that industry. Try the big guns next time.

Speaking of which...
*Turns you inside out, stuffs you into a tin can, and fires it into the sun*

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Thu Apr 19, 2018 10:08 pm
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I punch you because you destroyed a plush toy that looked like me.

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I blow up the planet you're on.

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Thu Apr 19, 2018 10:22 pm
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You blow up with the planet in virtual reality.

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I just remembered my first experience with Housepets was Housepets1X, before the latest update, so sometime in 2014 or earlier. The ice gate triggered that realization.


Thu Apr 19, 2018 10:27 pm
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I'm laughing at all of you in my deathstar... *BOOM* goodbye, friends. MUHahahaHAHAHaha

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The beam gets reflected back at you. (I think it is a beam.)

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I just remembered my first experience with Housepets was Housepets1X, before the latest update, so sometime in 2014 or earlier. The ice gate triggered that realization.


Fri Apr 20, 2018 7:16 am
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...a beam deflected by my magic mirror. (Yes, Wicked Queen, I said you'd get it back this evening, sheesh.)


Fri Apr 20, 2018 7:48 am
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And the beam goes through a portal to head back at you.

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I just remembered my first experience with Housepets was Housepets1X, before the latest update, so sometime in 2014 or earlier. The ice gate triggered that realization.


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*Zeroes your Oasis account while you're distracted dealing with west*

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Wed Apr 25, 2018 8:27 pm
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(I don't think I actually have one.)

I trip you with a water spill.

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Since I don't know of anywhere else I can say this, I will say it here.
I just remembered my first experience with Housepets was Housepets1X, before the latest update, so sometime in 2014 or earlier. The ice gate triggered that realization.


Thu Apr 26, 2018 7:31 am
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Buster Wrote:
I come out of it with a half empty bag of popcorn and laughing my tail off.
My most reoccurring job is call center work. Resistance to depression and a messed up sense of humor are survival traits in that industry. Try the big guns next time.

((I knew there was a reason I liked you. Yup, I used to work on Phonebanks AND for a telephone based loan company...))

I run a lawnmower over your carpeted floor.

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Your "X" a torrent of alphabet soup letters which I siphon into you shave-carpeted house and wash you out the door.


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"Ah, cra--" *Gets mauled*
I will have my revenge *weak punch*

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Indeed, tsMKG!
I shall bury you in battered wolf bodies (especially that shirking, bulge-bellyed one on the far right!) !


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*scream is heard from far* *birds go flying*

Oh, I didn't know that you could bend like THAT.

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Birds! No, not birds! Eeeew! Yuk! Bletch! Nobody can bend that much.... I shoulda worn a raincoat......

For that, I hurl mud balls at you....


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I use a snowplow to scoop both of you out of the thread and drop you into a different one.

being embedded in a snowbank that shouldn't exist this time of year may or may not also have occurred.

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Tue May 01, 2018 9:35 pm
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Someone you like and respect says on Twitter that not only has Power Rangers never been good, it doesn’t even have the potential to be good.

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(why would i care what twitter thinks? i don't use it. for that matter why would i care what other people think?)

I teleport you to the surface of Mercury.

with no suit.

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Wed May 02, 2018 7:07 am
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I glue you to the poster above you before you even teleport him.

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... and with everyone stuck together, I hurl you into a monstrous vat of vanilla pudding. ... which, by the way, was a lot of work and expense to arrange so you could snow a lIttle appreciation by, you know, screaming and thrashing about.


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While Weston is standing there laughing over his vanilla pudding victory, I shove him in. Also, I'll take some of the pudding to eat on my way out.

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I send General 'Thunderbolt' Ross (enemy of the ulk) after you with a video of what you (your avatar) can do...

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makankosapo!
*Pew!*

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Carp, I don't know much about Dragon Ball to know how to stop that, so I guess I'll just die... My ghost will haunt all of you for the rest of eternity/until you die.

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I do this.

https://youtu.be/jJQ32DmdhZM?t=2

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Welp, I'm a ghost again... Lovely. I'll continue my hauntings, as a poltergeist, not a ghost, so now I will cause mayhem. I grab some plates and fling them at Saturn.

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Time to grab the ectoplasmic vacuum sukker and pull you all down into the disposable waste bag.


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If the bomb doesn't get rid of me the comic sans will...

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I attack you with my sword "You fight like a dairy farmer!"

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I unleash my battalions of suicidal combat Holsteins and trampled you and your toothpick into marmalade.


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Since I can't comprehend the complexity of the English language of your attack, I throw to you a big ERROR

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Dodging your "ERROR", I respond by chasing you down in a cart full of cabbages (pulled by two of my combat Holstein cows, of course).


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i drive Holsteins extinct, thus foiling your evil plans.

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Stricken by pain and regret over the loss of my beloved cows, I cry a torrent of anguished tears and wash you out to sea.


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I have a canoe, and an oar, so I'll paddle over an boink you on the head with it.

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After boinking his head, you find yourself in the middle of the air with no sea made of tears to be found.

Then you proceed to fall one thousand of kilometres.

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