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(what glaciers? i just blew up the planet... for the 23rd time...)

I chuck you into the sun for forgetting to attack.
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Yeah, about that 23 planet pulverizing cataclysmic, Buster ...
There are 7.3 billion people who are really furious about that ... so ....
My solar rays pulsate out your name, phone number, address, and store nearest your home which sells inexpensive combustibles, sharp objects, and destructive heavy moving equipment....
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I explode (again) and deal splash damage to everyone around.
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Oh, that's easy now, I just sit there and watch you burning out.
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I put a thumbtack on your seat just before you do
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i force you to spend an afternoon with Chloé Bourgeois
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I trick her into becoming Anti-Bug and she blathers your brain into a catatonic stupor.
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I akumatize you into the dumbest looking villain ever! Ser Mailbox!
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I ostracize you for replacing a clever, unique, and elegant avatar for that....whatever.
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I push you into an Openermas tree.
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I bury you alive in the bizarre and jaggedly pointed ornaments with which Jessica decorated the tree when Ink was out...
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I paint you green
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Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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....and I look FABULOUS! And I paint you with battery acid.
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I lock you in a room with this dog.

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Aww, cute doggo. I put you in the cell with their puppies.
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...and this touching canine family proceeds to dig me out of the cell and chase you panic-striken from the county.
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where did i put that mask...

Oh! here it is! :twisted:

Quick question, how much of the continent can you cross in three days?
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Um...eek! Ah ha, the dogs become a sled team and we escape doing the "Sergeant Preston of the Yukon" bit.
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I explode. No real reason for it and NHWestoN is already long gon so... yeah. Just exploded for no reason and missed tuam.
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Gather up a variety of the scattered components from TUAM's remains to revolutionize my sled and accelerate my drive for global domination !!!! Oh...and the dogs are in the back seat...
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one of the dogs stabs you with a butterfly knife before turning into a frenchman in a redish brown suit in a puff of smoke.
"Suprise! I never really was on your side."
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Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Ahh! Treachery and transmogrification, I never suspected! But, I have a German shepherd (oh, alright, a small but very articulate dashund) who thwarts your evil schemes....
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Oh, that? i threw it off a cliff after it bit me.

Enjoy being a datacard! :twisted: I can tell you, from experience, it's ten times as boring as it sounds.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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I summon the In Space Rangers to beat you up.
Play The Hayseed Knight. This isn’t self promotion, I just really like the game.

You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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I lock you in a room full of fully-formed Rinshi Beasts without your teammates.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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I secret the Comic Book Guys into the room and they bombard you and Rinshi beasts into catatonia with a mind dissolving flood of obscure nerd trivia references.
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Who said i was in there with him? I'm in monster form trying to fend off the Astro Megazord!

Also, i think i just stepped on your car... Also deflected a finishing attack into your house...
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Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Uhh... what am I supposed to do with this sword?
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Er...you could help Buster against Megazord; it's been chasing her all over the Forum !
Oh, wait, I'm supposed to attack you. I forgot...okay...I pour marmalade all over your shoes!
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I poke you with a ... remote control.
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I...feel distant and yet somehow....someone's really PUSHING MY BUTTONS!!!

I twist a set of discarded rabbit ear antenna around your neck until you are overcome by an insatiable drive to paint chicken eggs and secretively distribute them to unsuspecting domiciles. Off you hop and I win!
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I throw you back to the last poster wins thread because this isn't the correct thread to win.

While everything's fine, I put on fire everything.
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i blindfold you with your own scarf and superglue your arms and hands to your sides.
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No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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I dunk you into a pool filled with tadpoles and you get smooched into immobility.
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I DuNk yOu WiTh a DaNk mEmE.

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I destroy your mind by unleashing the oompah-loompah chorus incessantly singing "I'm a little teapot" throughout your sleep.
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because your lack of image makes coming up with a thematically appropriate demise needlessly difficult, i just re-do everything that's been done in this thread to you. at once.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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I simply throw you at the mess that is happening to NHWestoN.
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i grab your head and pull it off, carying it with me into the maelstrom of madness i'm now falling toards.
bet you're regretting having one that's not solidly attched now.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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I force you to watch the top twenty most depressing moments in existence. (Attack those emotions.)
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