Last poster wins.
- Render
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Re: Last poster wins.
Don't forget that you have to declare why or how YOU win.
I'm having breakfast so I win.
I'm having breakfast so I win.
- Zesortinge
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Re: Last poster wins.
I win because I beat a video game.
I have ideas and I occasionally put them down.
Re: Last poster wins.
I take advantage of your distraction to thieve the victory and I win!
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Re: Last poster wins.
I win because you did not steal the correct victory.
I have ideas and I occasionally put them down.
Re: Last poster wins.
I win because I deceived you into thinking the correct victory was the incorrect one, thereby leaving you clutching artless, tawdry, and empty sham.....
Re: Last poster wins.
I grab all dem' wins with the multiple mechanical arms that are coming out of the bag I'm carrying.
No matter what wins I got because I've got 'em all and that means I have the correct one too
No matter what wins I got because I've got 'em all and that means I have the correct one too
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Re: Last poster wins.
Apparently my fabulous acting skills allow me to win because there was never a win to steal.
I have ideas and I occasionally put them down.
- Buster
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Re: Last poster wins.
and yet, i've somehow managed to steal it from you anyway.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
- Zesortinge
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Re: Last poster wins.
If you somehow managed to steal it, how is this still going?
I have ideas and I occasionally put them down.
- Welsh Halfwit
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Re: Last poster wins.
*Ties your metaphorical legs together and steals the win whilst you faceplant.*
Re: Last poster wins.
OH NOES! IT RAINS! D:
While Welsh's armor explodes due to it being vulnerable to water, I grab the win that goes flying away...
...to a ledge
While Welsh's armor explodes due to it being vulnerable to water, I grab the win that goes flying away...
...to a ledge
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- Zesortinge
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Re: Last poster wins.
I press a random button on the ground (with my face) which teleports the win within tsMKG's reach to me
I have ideas and I occasionally put them down.
Re: Last poster wins.
But while your still tied up, I slick the prize away and zip off with it. (Alright! Multiple players!).
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Re: Last poster wins.
I hit the button again, causing the win to teleport back to me.
I have ideas and I occasionally put them down.
Re: Last poster wins.
I grab you, now you are MY BEST WIN.
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Re: Last poster wins.
I win because you grabbed a hologram.
I have ideas and I occasionally put them down.
Re: Last poster wins.
Well, then I grab literally EVERYTHING (including the planet) and hold it above me, so there's no way I could not have grabbed the WIN.
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Re: Last poster wins.
Sorting through the everything above your head, I find the win, jump down, and dash off with victory securely in hand.
- Buster
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Re: Last poster wins.
I point out that tsMKG is technically just doing a hand-stand since we're ON the world in question, and you just jumped into empty space without an air tank.
logic for the win!
logic for the win!
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
Re: Last poster wins.
The WIN has just faded off into the void.
Oops, we all lose.
Oops, we all lose.
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- Zesortinge
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Re: Last poster wins.
I win because I discovered a way to leave the current virtual reality layer. It could be the only layer, or there could be thousands.
I have ideas and I occasionally put them down.
Re: Last poster wins.
Compacting all the layers into one, I extract the victory along with a cold, refreshing fruit-flavored beverage somewhat marred by excessive pulp.
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Re: Last poster wins.
I jump out and surprise you! While you're choking on your drink I take the win.
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- TheSilverFox51
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Re: Last poster wins.
Sorry, lads, you'll only win when you pry my keyboard from my cold, dead hands
Allons-y
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Re: Last poster wins.
*steals your keyboard*
Huh... that was surprisingly easy.
Huh... that was surprisingly easy.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
- TheSilverFox51
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Re: Last poster wins.
I set an international fighting spectacle between you two and pocket all of the enormous royalties gleaned from the vast audiences witnessing the contest so I win.
Oh, incidentally, the fight was a draw. All the keys fell out of the board and the ball point went dry....
Oh, incidentally, the fight was a draw. All the keys fell out of the board and the ball point went dry....
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Re: Last poster wins.
I have extras... but you're right, a yard stick would probably be more effective *waves it about wildly*
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Re: Last poster wins.
TheSilverFox51 wrote:I have extras... but you're right, a yard stick would probably be more effective *waves it about wildly*
Don't forget that you shall win somehow and not fight...TheSilverFox51 wrote:I'll fight you with my ball point pen *poke*
And now I'm off with the win. Have fun without it.
Re: Last poster wins.
...and on that rational note of reconciliation, a lIttle tripsy, a quick snatch as you tumble, a catch of the prize, and off I dash with the win! Whoo whoo....who says cartoons aren't educational!?
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Re: Last poster wins.
straight into the concealed laser grid i set up while you were busy.NHWestoN wrote:off I cash with the win!
I'll need a minute to glue the cubes it cut the win into back together, but i'm leaving the rest off you in there.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
Re: Last poster wins.
I win because i am evil amd i don't care
"I've been having these weird thoughts lately...."
"Like is any of this for real? Or not?"
"Like is any of this for real? Or not?"
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Re: Last poster wins.
I scramble your brain with my deranged spell-checker and, as you struggle to regain your grip on reality, I snatch the last posting win.
- TheSilverFox51
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Re: Last poster wins.
Just because my brain has been fried like an egg doesn't mean I'll give up the win that easily.
Allons-y
Re: Last poster wins.
Ah...but by what devious and ingenious strategim will you take possession of it, hmmmm?
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Re: Last poster wins.
I... I have a heavy backpack? It weighs like forty pounds, so once I start swinging it I can't really stop. Not ingenious, but enough to take the win.
Allons-y
Re: Last poster wins.
I bribe everyone with Sea Salt ice cream and they just give me the LPW.
"I've been having these weird thoughts lately...."
"Like is any of this for real? Or not?"
"Like is any of this for real? Or not?"
- TheSilverFox51
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Re: Last poster wins.
I'll pass, thanks. While your enjoying your ice cream I'll just... argh... Can you move your arm please? Thank you, now I have the win.
Allons-y
Re: Last poster wins.
You evil cat!
You saddened Karishad!
Now you shall give me the WIN as a punishment if you don't want to pass to worse things
You saddened Karishad!
Now you shall give me the WIN as a punishment if you don't want to pass to worse things
Have you been looking at the thing above this? Dis is my old signature and is not relevant anymore.Blog:
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Da bad translations by Render:
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