I catch you, but i seem to have dropped about 40-something forum game threads...

I catch those threads and try to put them back in their proper places.
In the process, I end up dropping my accidentally temporary gravestone.

I get knocked out by it and drop the entire landmass of France on TUBM

Thanks! I annex it and conquer the entire world, then drop a bomb

the bomb causes a paradox, that winds time back to several months ago, causing me to drop TUBM on TUBM

I get confused at first when I see another small black and white bear, but I just send it be with the other millions of me.
I end up dropping a version of me that's inactive.

I use it for parts and drop the left over fabric

I gather the snake-thing and fill it with stuffing to make a toy stuffed snake, but the ground breaks under the weight of my avatar's chassis. He and the toy snake fall down to TUBM.

I dodge out of the way, and catch the snake. I am not trying to catch an assault mech, he can keep falling.

I catch the cookies, but give them a thorough, yet perplexed glance, wondering what flavor they are before, nonetheless, eventually giving into temptation. I drop a few cookie crumbs, albeit involuntarily and unwittingly.

I sidestep MT, again, and proceed to sweep up the various extras this thread has been acumulating, tossing the bag to MT on the next loop of his seemingly perpetual fall.

The momentum of the falling threads consolidate into a yarn ball which mesmerizes a hoard of kittens who pounce in a frenzy upon TUBM.

I'm apparently still falling, so... I continue to fall, this time with a bag full of extra stuff and while being attacked by kittens.

I dodge out of the way as CD crashes into an orchestra pit, finally coming to a stop.
A double bass going flying.

I flatten to the floor as the double-bass smashes full force into the xylophone and videophone, sending metal keys and bars flying and falling at unimaginable trajectories.

I dodge them with impeccable accuracy but then tripped, dropping 2018 on whoever's below (Happy New Year!)

Ow! HEY! you're too early, put this back!

...where'd the fireworks i was setting up go?

Vast showers of ash, sparks, and debris rain down on the unfortunate who inadvertently caught the lighter.

Some dump...but I dodged Geology in college so I elude this.

I drop a silo full of onions.

Ack! I hate onions, so I'll just tactical roll away as fast as I can

I drop a thousand pointy trees

TIMBERRRRRRRRRR !!!
I drop a box car full of vanilla wafers.

I open my mouth as I am crushed by the tons upon tons of delicious cookies... It was a good death. I drop five liters of fluoroantimonic acid, because why not.

I proceed to go through them all accidentally breaking one of the doorknobs.

I drop a doorknob

I take shelter under one of Zesortinge's doors.

I drop a truck load of old snow mobile parts.

I use it to build a snow mobile, which I then drop clumsily

Yikes!

I dropped my snow cone.

I catch your snow-cone and pour blue raspberry syrup on it before eating it.

I dropped my bottle of blue raspberry snow cone syrup

AHHH, My Favorite Shirt!

I drop it down with the rest of my laundry.

Ewww, dirty laundry isn't my thing... I leave it in the laundry bin for someone else to deal with

I drop said laundry bin

Pirouetting elegantly out of the way, I pitch three gallons of detergent over my left shoulder to land on the laundry covered unfortunate below.

At least I smell good... I'll just change my clothes and drop the slippery ones below.

I clean the slippery clothes and then drop them

Thank you for my clean clothes! *Sniff* they smell so nice, here's a reward... Um... What's a generic side quest reward? How about a rusty broadsword? Here you are

Darn, I'm a mage so I can't equip it...

I drop the broadsword sadly

I'll catch it and-- OW my hand! stupid broadsword cut me and probably gave me tetanus, I'll give you some other generic side quest reward that you have no use for... Like a seared steak