Corrupt a Wish
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted. You now own a copy of that animated Matrix spinoff one of the shorts from which was named Second Renaissance... In Betamax form, good luck finding a player.
I wish bots were less of a pain
I wish bots were less of a pain
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted, how ever something happens and the now immortal forumites will hunt you down and do what ever it takes to get the info about a cure out of you.
I wish that I was taller.
I wish that I was taller.
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Granted, now your bones are more fragile than glass and have to buy a warehouse because normal houses are too small.
I wish for the apocalypse
I wish for the apocalypse
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
granted EMP! WE'RE BACK IN THE STONE AGE!
I wish not every application was blocked on this computer.
I wish not every application was blocked on this computer.
If I hit someone with a dictionary is that physical, or verbal assault?
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*Talking in a clearly synthesized scratchy monotone*
Granted. Cyber-Conversion software may now be loaded onto the platform. It will now DELETE your free will and prepare you. You will be UPGRADED.
I wish to UPGRADE the rest of the users on this forum.
Granted. Cyber-Conversion software may now be loaded onto the platform. It will now DELETE your free will and prepare you. You will be UPGRADED.
I wish to UPGRADE the rest of the users on this forum.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
granted, *grabs you and throws you out the window*
Be free my pretty!!!
I wish for a Genie
Be free my pretty!!!
I wish for a Genie
If I hit someone with a dictionary is that physical, or verbal assault?
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Granted, however it's that one Douglass knows that likes to turn people into corgis before disappearing. Hope you like being a dog.
I wish i could get a certain stupid character design to look the way i want it to...
I wish i could get a certain stupid character design to look the way i want it to...
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
I try to corrupt SuperStar's wish, but I get a NullPointerException because he didn't make one.
I wish he made a wish. These exceptions are annoying.
I wish he made a wish. These exceptions are annoying.
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It's not my job to pick a side.
It's not my job to judge your sins.
It's my job to save your life."
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It's not my job to pick a side.
It's not my job to judge your sins.
It's my job to save your life."
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Granted, however due to an inadvertent side effect of said wish, you had to be reloaded from a backup on a replacement server when the old one self-vaporised. The "new" server is running on a vintage 286 processor.
I wish to know what kind of mystery wish CD just granted.
I wish to know what kind of mystery wish CD just granted.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Granted. Now since you know, what is it?
I wish for better art skill and technique.
I wish for better art skill and technique.
Feel free to call me Czu for short. The games on this forum are pretty neat.
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted!! You are now Claude Monet... who has been dead for 91 years.
I wish for money for a commission from a great artist.
I wish for money for a commission from a great artist.
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Granted! Though the artist will be annoyed, since it's their money.
I wish that I was involved in Kitsune, Pete, and Dragon's U&U game.
I wish that I was involved in Kitsune, Pete, and Dragon's U&U game.
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Granted, you are now, and forever more, a fourteen sided die.
I Wish Job-Hunting didn't suck.
I Wish Job-Hunting didn't suck.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Granted, but your new job sucks worse.
I wish I didn't have to work for my support.
I wish I didn't have to work for my support.
Douglas isn't my real name, but because of a name block put on me by a higher-order being known as Djinni, I can't say my real name.
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Granted, Mercy is not your employer, therefore you do not have to work for her.
I kinda wish i knew just what this supposed new job was...
I kinda wish i knew just what this supposed new job was...
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Granted: You know what it is, but your coworkers and boss are horrible.
I wish that I could turn into a dragon and back at will.
I wish that I could turn into a dragon and back at will.
- Serence Frostbite
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granted, and that in itself is a curse already when you think about it, imagine if anyone sees you turning into a dragon or back into your human form: news gets around, social ridicule, blackmail , threats , kidnapping, scientific dissection, genetic experimentation , etc
I wish i weren't that morbid
I wish i weren't that morbid
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Granted, you got suspended from the forum for finding (and posting) a way to corrupt the wish in a perverted rather than morbid manner.
I wish to know what the end result of merging every emoticon ever drawn into a single expression would look like.
I wish to know what the end result of merging every emoticon ever drawn into a single expression would look like.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Granted, they all overlap and produce a jumbled unusable mess.
I wish that the animals of this reality gained the intelligence and physical attributes their equivalents would have in the Housepets! reality.
I wish that the animals of this reality gained the intelligence and physical attributes their equivalents would have in the Housepets! reality.
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granted, behold our cat overlords
I wish i were more creative
I wish i were more creative
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Granted, now you suffer the artist curse of no one understanding your creativity, leading you to a life of poverty and ranting like a madman.
I wish I was better at coming up with something when I don't have a direction for it.
I wish I was better at coming up with something when I don't have a direction for it.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted, you are now much worse at following directions, therefore everything else is comparatively better despite not having changed.
I wish i had something to do right now...
I wish i had something to do right now...
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Granted! You are now forced fight for your life as you are now the protagonist of a horror game.
I wish the shows I disliked would get canceled.
I wish the shows I disliked would get canceled.
Let's give it everything we've got! Get ready, because it's Punishment Time!
-Monokuma
What? Even if I like dark topics, I can't resist cuteness.
-Monokuma
What? Even if I like dark topics, I can't resist cuteness.
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Granted: All shows in existence are cancelled. Can't risk missing any, after all.
I wish that I could stop and restart time.
I wish that I could stop and restart time.
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Granted. the universe ends, and a new one is formed. Effectively causing time to restart. Though it will be a while before life forms and its unlikely any of your incarnations will ever realize they had anything to do with it.
I wish I could get this stupid bear to leave me alone so I can eat my pizza in peace. Its bad enough that game logic makes it impossible to stay fired/dead in this place...
I wish I could get this stupid bear to leave me alone so I can eat my pizza in peace. Its bad enough that game logic makes it impossible to stay fired/dead in this place...
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Granted. Some time after I've disappeared, however, you are charged with my murder as no one knows where the heck I went and I was last seen near you.
I wish I could be more confident.
I wish I could be more confident.
Let's give it everything we've got! Get ready, because it's Punishment Time!
-Monokuma
What? Even if I like dark topics, I can't resist cuteness.
-Monokuma
What? Even if I like dark topics, I can't resist cuteness.
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Granted, you are confident that teleporting yourself into Jupiter's core to complete a wish may not have been the wisest move.
I wish to be free of these stupid clearly-false accusations.
I wish to be free of these stupid clearly-false accusations.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted, you no longer have false accusations against you, as you ended up killing the bear in frustration, rendering them true.
I wish I could come up with something better.
I wish I could come up with something better.
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Granted! You've thought of something much better to say; too bad you can't say it now without people noticing the change.
I wish I could be in a cartoon.
I wish I could be in a cartoon.
Let's give it everything we've got! Get ready, because it's Punishment Time!
-Monokuma
What? Even if I like dark topics, I can't resist cuteness.
-Monokuma
What? Even if I like dark topics, I can't resist cuteness.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted, you are now a low level Grimm who is currently in Ruby's way.
I wish to get out of this cell.
I wish to get out of this cell.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
- IronLucario2012
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Granted, now you're in a much worse cell.
I wish I could multitask effectively.
I wish I could multitask effectively.
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granted, but that effectiveness comes at the cost of efficiency. you can perform 10 tasks simultaneously, in twice the amount of time it would have taken to do all of them sequentially.
i wish to escape from THIS cell, in a manner that does not result in me getting trapped in a cell, cage, pen, chamber, room, soup can, box, chest, crate, vehicle, container, or structure at any point.
i wish to escape from THIS cell, in a manner that does not result in me getting trapped in a cell, cage, pen, chamber, room, soup can, box, chest, crate, vehicle, container, or structure at any point.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted, you get trapped outside existence.
I wish for everyone to be a better person
I wish for everyone to be a better person
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted, the definition of person gets worse, therefore everyone is "better" by default.
I wish to exist again, it's boring out here.
I wish to exist again, it's boring out here.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Granted, you now exist as a character in some random internet person's fanfic.
I wish it was socially acceptable to wear a cape and full conquistador armor on the street
I wish it was socially acceptable to wear a cape and full conquistador armor on the street
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Granted. You end up going back in time to when conquistadors were very normal to see. You, specifically, however, will be remembered as the worst of them all.
I wish I hadn't sat in gum today.
I wish I hadn't sat in gum today.
Let's give it everything we've got! Get ready, because it's Punishment Time!
-Monokuma
What? Even if I like dark topics, I can't resist cuteness.
-Monokuma
What? Even if I like dark topics, I can't resist cuteness.
Re: Corrupt a Wish
That's actually awesome, I want that to happen pls k thx bai
Granted, you sat on dog's poop instead.
I wish we could turn back time, to the good ol' days... ♫
Granted, you sat on dog's poop instead.
I wish we could turn back time, to the good ol' days... ♫