Corrupt a Wish

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Thu Feb 09, 2017 9:54 pm

Granted. You now own a copy of that animated Matrix spinoff one of the shorts from which was named Second Renaissance... In Betamax form, good luck finding a player.

I wish bots were less of a pain

Not A Furry · Post by **Not A Furry** » Fri Feb 10, 2017 6:34 am

I wish y'all live forever

HellishK9 · Post by **HellishK9** » Fri Feb 10, 2017 7:42 am

Granted, how ever something happens and the now immortal forumites will hunt you down and do what ever it takes to get the info about a cure out of you.

I wish that I was taller.

Not A Furry · Post by **Not A Furry** » Fri Feb 10, 2017 8:21 am

Granted, now your bones are more fragile than glass and have to buy a warehouse because normal houses are too small.

I wish for the apocalypse

Unusuallynamedperson · Fri Feb 10, 2017 9:35 am

granted EMP! WE'RE BACK IN THE STONE AGE!

I wish not every application was blocked on this computer.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Fri Feb 10, 2017 9:24 pm

*Talking in a clearly synthesized scratchy monotone*

Granted. Cyber-Conversion software may now be loaded onto the platform. It will now DELETE your free will and prepare you. You will be UPGRADED.

I wish to UPGRADE the rest of the users on this forum.

Not A Furry · Post by **Not A Furry** » Fri Feb 10, 2017 9:32 pm

GRANTED

I WISH TO BE FREE, LIKE A BIRD.

Unusuallynamedperson · Fri Feb 17, 2017 9:13 am

granted, *grabs you and throws you out the window*
Be free my pretty!!!

I wish for a Genie

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Fri Feb 17, 2017 9:40 am

Granted, however it's that one Douglass knows that likes to turn people into corgis before disappearing. Hope you like being a dog.

I wish i could get a certain stupid character design to look the way i want it to...

SuperStar · Post by **SuperStar** » Fri Feb 17, 2017 10:18 am

Granted, but you can't get any other design right.

Post by **CyberDragon** » Fri Feb 17, 2017 10:03 pm

I try to corrupt SuperStar's wish, but I get a NullPointerException because he didn't make one.

I wish he made a wish. These exceptions are annoying.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Fri Feb 17, 2017 11:08 pm

Granted, however due to an inadvertent side effect of said wish, you had to be reloaded from a backup on a replacement server when the old one self-vaporised. The "new" server is running on a vintage 286 processor.

I wish to know what kind of mystery wish CD just granted.

Czukay · Post by **Czukay** » Mon Apr 10, 2017 4:09 pm

Granted. Now since you know, what is it?
I wish for better art skill and technique.

AlyxVixen · Post by **AlyxVixen** » Wed Apr 12, 2017 11:35 pm

Granted!! You are now Claude Monet... who has been dead for 91 years.

I wish for money for a commission from a great artist.

IronLucario2012 · Post by **IronLucario2012** » Fri Apr 14, 2017 9:55 pm

Granted! Though the artist will be annoyed, since it's their money.

I wish that I was involved in Kitsune, Pete, and Dragon's U&U game.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Sat Apr 15, 2017 6:54 pm

Granted, you are now, and forever more, a fourteen sided die.

I Wish Job-Hunting didn't suck.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Mon Apr 17, 2017 8:58 pm

Granted, but your new job sucks worse.

I wish I didn't have to work for my support.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Mon Apr 17, 2017 9:38 pm

Granted, Mercy is not your employer, therefore you do not have to work for her.

I kinda wish i knew just what this supposed new job was...

IronLucario2012 · Post by **IronLucario2012** » Mon Apr 17, 2017 9:41 pm

Granted: You know what it is, but your coworkers and boss are horrible.

I wish that I could turn into a dragon and back at will.

Post by **Serence Frostbite** » Tue Apr 18, 2017 9:26 pm

granted, and that in itself is a curse already when you think about it, imagine if anyone sees you turning into a dragon or back into your human form: news gets around, social ridicule, blackmail , threats , kidnapping, scientific dissection, genetic experimentation , etc

I wish i weren't that morbid

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Tue Apr 18, 2017 9:35 pm

Granted, you got suspended from the forum for finding (and posting) a way to corrupt the wish in a perverted rather than morbid manner.

I wish to know what the end result of merging every emoticon ever drawn into a single expression would look like.

IronLucario2012 · Post by **IronLucario2012** » Tue Apr 18, 2017 11:12 pm

Granted, they all overlap and produce a jumbled unusable mess.

I wish that the animals of this reality gained the intelligence and physical attributes their equivalents would have in the Housepets! reality.

Post by **Serence Frostbite** » Tue Apr 18, 2017 11:40 pm

granted, behold our cat overlords
I wish i were more creative

Post by **D-Rock** » Wed Apr 19, 2017 12:08 am

Granted, now you suffer the artist curse of no one understanding your creativity, leading you to a life of poverty and ranting like a madman.

I wish I was better at coming up with something when I don't have a direction for it.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Tue Apr 25, 2017 11:36 pm

Granted, you are now much worse at following directions, therefore everything else is comparatively better despite not having changed.

I wish i had something to do right now...

AnimeNerd88 · Post by **AnimeNerd88** » Sun Apr 30, 2017 5:57 pm

Granted! You are now forced fight for your life as you are now the protagonist of a horror game.
I wish the shows I disliked would get canceled.

IronLucario2012 · Post by **IronLucario2012** » Sun Apr 30, 2017 5:59 pm

Granted: All shows in existence are cancelled. Can't risk missing any, after all.

I wish that I could stop and restart time.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Mon May 01, 2017 9:02 am

Granted. the universe ends, and a new one is formed. Effectively causing time to restart. Though it will be a while before life forms and its unlikely any of your incarnations will ever realize they had anything to do with it.

I wish I could get this stupid bear to leave me alone so I can eat my pizza in peace. Its bad enough that game logic makes it impossible to stay fired/dead in this place...

AnimeNerd88 · Post by **AnimeNerd88** » Tue May 02, 2017 9:40 am

Granted. Some time after I've disappeared, however, you are charged with my murder as no one knows where the heck I went and I was last seen near you.
I wish I could be more confident.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Tue May 02, 2017 10:21 pm

Granted, you are confident that teleporting yourself into Jupiter's core to complete a wish may not have been the wisest move.

I wish to be free of these stupid clearly-false accusations.

Post by **D-Rock** » Tue May 02, 2017 11:33 pm

Granted, you no longer have false accusations against you, as you ended up killing the bear in frustration, rendering them true.

I wish I could come up with something better.

AnimeNerd88 · Post by **AnimeNerd88** » Wed May 03, 2017 12:00 am

Granted! You've thought of something much better to say; too bad you can't say it now without people noticing the change.
I wish I could be in a cartoon.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Wed May 03, 2017 7:00 am

Granted, you are now a low level Grimm who is currently in Ruby's way.

I wish to get out of this cell.

IronLucario2012 · Post by **IronLucario2012** » Wed May 03, 2017 7:02 am

Granted, now you're in a much worse cell.

I wish I could multitask effectively.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Sun May 14, 2017 6:33 pm

granted, but that effectiveness comes at the cost of efficiency. you can perform 10 tasks simultaneously, in twice the amount of time it would have taken to do all of them sequentially.

i wish to escape from THIS cell, in a manner that does not result in me getting trapped in a cell, cage, pen, chamber, room, soup can, box, chest, crate, vehicle, container, or structure at any point.

Not A Furry · Post by **Not A Furry** » Sun May 14, 2017 6:43 pm

Granted, you get trapped outside existence.
I wish for everyone to be a better person

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Sun May 14, 2017 6:56 pm

Granted, the definition of person gets worse, therefore everyone is "better" by default.

I wish to exist again, it's boring out here.

Not A Furry · Post by **Not A Furry** » Mon May 15, 2017 5:13 am

Granted, you now exist as a character in some random internet person's fanfic.

I wish it was socially acceptable to wear a cape and full conquistador armor on the street

AnimeNerd88 · Post by **AnimeNerd88** » Mon May 15, 2017 12:42 pm

Granted. You end up going back in time to when conquistadors were very normal to see. You, specifically, however, will be remembered as the worst of them all.
I wish I hadn't sat in gum today.

Not A Furry · Post by **Not A Furry** » Mon May 15, 2017 1:11 pm

That's actually awesome, I want that to happen pls k thx bai
Granted, you sat on dog's poop instead.

I wish we could turn back time, to the good ol' days... ♫