The Oldest Game

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I am the mold on those sprinkles that made the dog sick
If I hit someone with a dictionary is that physical, or verbal assault?
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(Mold killing a dog? Preposterous. Remember, dogs were bred to eat ANYTHING! - A quote form Bailey)

I am the desert wind that killed the mold via dehydration and salt
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I am mother nature that stopped the salty erosion
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I am the humans, who eradicated all of nature, and now live on a desolate chunk of polluted rock, named earth.
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I'm the anthropomorphic alien cat race that exterminates the human race and restores the Earth.
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I am the few astronauts on the international space station who weren't noticed, who came back to Earth after the alien cat race left, beginning the human race once again to destroy the Earth after a few centuries.
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I am the trans-dimensional D&D group that begins toying with the housepets that are now in existence on this new earth.
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I'm the ridiculous time shenanigans that erased the transdimensional D&D group from existence.
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I am time itself
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I'm the infinite nothingness that completely ignores time.
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I'm the something that nothinged it's not-nothing-er.
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I'm the internet browser who refuses to load the image.
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I am the nerd who programmed his own web browser, so it DOES load. XD :geek:
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I'm the Chrome fanboy that bashed the new internet browser.
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I'm Internet Service Provider who is *totally* giving you the bandwidth you are paying for. XD
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I'm the horde of angry customers who picket the Internet Service Provider for it's outrageous prices and low bandwidth XD
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Edit: Tales said that the previous one was too creepy :? So I changed it.

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I'm the construction worker that makes a mistake and floods the entire city :lol:
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I am the extra cheeseburger that led to the construction worker's heart attack.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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I am the doctor that resurrects the construction worker
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I am the malpractice suit that ruins the doctor
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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I am the Lawyer who clears the Doctor of malpractise.
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I am the judge who puts the lawyer in jail for attempted bribery
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I am the Bee that set off the judge's fatal allergy.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Im the coffee and doughnuts the bee got distracted with while at work and caused the bee to binge, making it careless of other things.
If I hit someone with a dictionary is that physical, or verbal assault?
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I am the Police dog who ate the coffee and doughnuts removing the distraction.
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I am the oddly conspicuous thief who distracts the police dog.
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I am the stray fingerprint that gets the thief caught.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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I am the fat, clumsy cop who smudges the fingerprint by sitting on it while eating a doughnut
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I am the lethal mold within the donut that should have been thrown out rather than eaten.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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I'm a stomach pump :|
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I'm the doctor that breaks the stomach pump. oops
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I am the war that gets the doctor killed in combat.
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I am the superweapon developed to end the war.
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I am the cold war that follows its development

Next one is obvious and a must, but I don't think the mods would approve of it, sadly ):
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I am the politician who ends the cold war.
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