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I slap you for not noticing that slapping is an ATTACK.
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I slap you because its fun *slaps*
If I hit someone with a dictionary is that physical, or verbal assault?
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I slapped you because I'm bored.
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I was going for a high-five, but I guess I missed.
Also, you weren't looking.
and, uh, I never gave you a warning...


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*smack*
because you hit fancy.
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Because I wanted to test my slap with your new avatar.
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I slapped you because my honor prevents me from punching a very easy to hurt face.
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So sorry, I didn't mean to slap you with that brick
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I slap you for slapping him with a brick.
Who does that?!?
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I slap you over not realizing common sense.
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I slap you for being a corrupt. (Where does that EXPENSIVE top hat come from?)
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I slap you over thinking I was corrupt, for I am perfectly legitimate.
"Crimes?" "Crimes."
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I slap you for slapping me when I was defending you. I try to be nice...
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you're not evil enough.

*WHACK*

oh, right, super strength... did you need that face? :twisted:
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*slap*

I wanted to see if your armor broke easily.

It did.
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*slaps you with a megazord hand*

THAT'S FOR CRACKING MY VISOR!
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Slapped because I needed to relax a little
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I slap you because you still have no avatar.
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I slapped you for being a German
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I slap you for that comment! This is not 1942, you aren't allowed to do that!
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I slap you for being a Nazi. Germans were evil back then.

Edit: made a mistake reading Fancy's post.
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I slapped you because it's rumored high ranking Nazis escaped to Argentina
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I slap you for being undercover. You aren't showing your country therefore you are a spy, and you could be a Nazi one
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I slap you BOTH so we can move on from the topic of Nazis.. 'Tis not something to joke about.
"Crimes?" "Crimes."
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I slapped you because you only said that because you like England. Just look at how you dress
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I slap you because... IT WAS PENALTY! (Sorry, getting memories from the 2014 world's cup final)
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I slapped you because soccer (known outside the USA as football) is boring
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I smack you with a gold club.

what, you're waiting for me to give a reason? I don't have one. I'm evil.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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I slapped you a sword because I'm even more evil
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I slap you with the sharp end of a harpoon because I'm evilest! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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I slap you because I'm good and good people slap evil people.
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Re: Why You Slapped The User Above You

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GET HIM!
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Re: Why You Slapped The User Above You

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I slap you with a sock filled with rocks, because you are attempting to attack someone. Away with you, you pink fiend!
"Crimes?" "Crimes."
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I slap you with a medieval flail cause I wanted to see him get attacked, but you just had to stop him.
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I slapped you because this is turning into I slapped you with (which isn't a bad thing)
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I slap you for not being a Tyrannosaurus Rex when your name clearly says "Rex".
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Re: Why You Slapped The User Above You

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tsMKG wrote:I slap you because I'm good and good people slap evil people.
I slap you for being a goody two shoes
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Re: Why You Slapped The User Above You

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I slap you for STILL NOT HAVING A FACE!
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Re: Why You Slapped The User Above You

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I slapped you because I do have a face. The face of evil MWHAHAHAHA
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Re: Why You Slapped The User Above You

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Well then set up an avatar already!

*slaps you with your own severed arm*
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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