2015/12/11 - Housecall Of The Wild

Post by **Obbl** » Fri Dec 11, 2015 1:02 am

[ Housecall Of The Wild ]

Title Text: And I'd go now but nobody in this house can drive. ''I can--oh wait, right''

Uncle Jack has the nicest sense of humor

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Fri Dec 11, 2015 1:03 am

Can I just say I love King's expression in panel one?

DaveL · Post by **DaveL** » Fri Dec 11, 2015 1:09 am

whos doing that "oof" and "mrf" sounds? Bailey? like the background-behind-the-speech?
or is the sounds of the pillows?

Gbr23 · Post by **Gbr23** » Fri Dec 11, 2015 1:10 am

Rookie mistake King

Post by **D-Rock** » Fri Dec 11, 2015 1:12 am

When baby says "I want out," they wait for no one.

Though that is a fast vet.

Obbl wrote:
Title Text: And I'd go now but nobody in this house can drive. ''I can--oh wait, right''

Just one of the many things I'm sure King misses.

TheBlasterizer · Post by **TheBlasterizer** » Fri Dec 11, 2015 1:21 am

That callback...And of course King would over-prepare

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Fri Dec 11, 2015 1:24 am

King's here at last,
worrying with his wife;
old jokes work fast
and a vet fears for his life.
Climbing to be with her,
he talks of what he's done.
Elaine goes like a blur
saving the vet who has come.
These precious moments,
these patient, quiet, seconds
before the heaven events.
Quiet now, guys. Destiny beckons.

Cerberusx · Post by **Cerberusx** » Fri Dec 11, 2015 1:27 am

Bailey has all the throw pillows. They are now being useful.

Panther · Post by **Panther** » Fri Dec 11, 2015 1:28 am

DaveL wrote:whos doing that "oof" and "mrf" sounds? Bailey? like the background-behind-the-speech?
or is the sounds of the pillows?

It's Bailey . Remember she has pups pushing to go out

Too ........................ Hey , Jack ; already used this joke . You really need to renew you

bjchan95 · Post by **bjchan95** » Fri Dec 11, 2015 1:41 am

For those who don't know this is what happened to the last "delivery" guy
Cause the vet delivers puppies

valerio · Post by **valerio** » Fri Dec 11, 2015 1:46 am

fourth panel suggests that King ALSO sent for a lawyer. Perhaps he organized things with Keene so that his puppies have some legal protection...

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Fri Dec 11, 2015 1:52 am

valerio wrote:fourth panel suggests that King ALSO sent for a lawyer. Perhaps he organized things with Keene so that his puppies have some legal protection...

Nah. Ir's just Jack not updating the joke.

Post by **D-Rock** » Fri Dec 11, 2015 1:58 am

Welsh Halfwit wrote:
valerio wrote:fourth panel suggests that King ALSO sent for a lawyer. Perhaps he organized things with Keene so that his puppies have some legal protection...
Nah. Ir's just Jack not updating the joke.

Though that still brings up the issue of the pups. For a while, I was wondering about ownership, as Bailey belongs to Bill. But as they're honorary wolves, they would likely stay with the pack, who are allowed to have their own workings.

valerio · Post by **valerio** » Fri Dec 11, 2015 2:09 am

D-Rock wrote:
Welsh Halfwit wrote:
valerio wrote:fourth panel suggests that King ALSO sent for a lawyer. Perhaps he organized things with Keene so that his puppies have some legal protection...
Nah. Ir's just Jack not updating the joke.
Though that still brings up the issue of the pups. For a while, I was wondering about ownership, as Bailey belongs to Bill. But as they're honorary wolves, they would likely stay with the pack, who are allowed to have their own workings.

That's what I was thinking! As a pet, Bailey has no rights to choose. Technically, Bill could just come, take the pups and give them to whomever he chooses, for money or not.
King and Keene must have thought a way around such limitation. it fits them

Tooths · Post by **Tooths** » Fri Dec 11, 2015 2:30 am

Apart from the legal issue, King, you could always drive a Mini Morris or a Buddy Electric. I'm sure you'd find a way to handle those

Rikunda · Post by **Rikunda** » Fri Dec 11, 2015 2:37 am

Asking if King was adorable assumes he is not always adorable. You are wrong! He is always!

I am guessing the Vet is aware of what wolf house is like, or at least was warned.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Fri Dec 11, 2015 2:41 am

valerio wrote: That's what I was thinking! As a pet, Bailey has no rights to choose. Technically, Bill could just come, take the pups and give them to whomever he chooses, for money or not.
King and Keene must have thought a way around such limitation. it fits them

Hmm... What would be the legal ramifications of them being 'adopted' by someone else? Like, say... Joel?

Fri Dec 11, 2015 2:53 am

pretty sure Keene already discussed this with Bill. first, I don;t think he;d be the type to take them away, especially considering Bailey hasn't even been living with him. in fact, the wedding probably partially transferred Bailey's ownership to whoever technically owns King. I assume the puppies will be owned by the same. (Is he the wolves' pet or is he the miltons' pet like the wolves technically are?)

SuperStar · Post by **SuperStar** » Fri Dec 11, 2015 3:09 am

Rikunda wrote:Asking if King was adorable assumes he is not always adorable. You are wrong! He is always!

I can think of a couple times...

IdleCurator · Post by **IdleCurator** » Fri Dec 11, 2015 3:30 am

RandomGeekNamedBrent wrote:pretty sure Keene already discussed this with Bill. first, I don't think he would be the type to take them away, especially considering Bailey hasn't even been living with him. in fact, the wedding probably partially transferred Bailey's ownership to whoever technically owns King. I assume the puppies will be owned by the same. (Is he the wolves' pet or is he the miltons' pet like the wolves technically are?)

Legally King is owned by the Miltons, mainly Keene. He is just the wolves house mate under the second chance program. Keene wouldn't take the pups away. Hopefully

gamepopper · Post by **gamepopper** » Fri Dec 11, 2015 4:02 am

I'm aware people think Jack's joke needs updating or doesn't make sense, but I think you forgot one bit of detail:
King called the vet for someone to help deliver the puppies.
That vet that Jack is referring to is technically A DELIVERY GUY!

Trey · Post by **Trey** » Fri Dec 11, 2015 5:47 am

gamepopper wrote:I'm aware people think Jack's joke needs updated, but I think you forgot one bit of detail:
King called the vet for someone to help deliver the puppies.
That vet that Jack is referring to is technically A DELIVERY GUY!

Jesus these puns lol

Ghost Machine · Post by **Ghost Machine** » Fri Dec 11, 2015 6:57 am

He's actually taking this surprisingly well. I imagined he would have been freaking out, and would have possibly fainted upon seeing his wife about to give birth.

gamepopper · Post by **gamepopper** » Fri Dec 11, 2015 7:41 am

Ghost Machine wrote:He's actually taking this surprisingly well. I imagined he would have been freaking out, and would have possibly fainted upon seeing his wife about to give birth.

Those previous panic moments were to prepare him!

He'd probably still faint after seeing his pups for the first time though.

Neowulf · Post by **Neowulf** » Fri Dec 11, 2015 7:55 am

Ha.
Call back jokes.

GameCobra · Post by **GameCobra** » Fri Dec 11, 2015 8:45 am

I'm starting to believe King isn't the fainting type anymore. But then again, maybe there are other senses that haven't been pushed yet until the sight of the pups =3

I'm also surprised the vet got there pronto as well. I chuckle at the idea that they are next door to a vet.

Argent · Post by **Argent** » Fri Dec 11, 2015 8:50 am

[ Here's where to click if you wanna talk about how adorable King looks in the third panel! ]

YES YES I DO!

Furryface18 · Post by **Furryface18** » Fri Dec 11, 2015 9:52 am

Great welcoming committed for the vet. He's in for a surprise.

Macsen · Post by **Macsen** » Fri Dec 11, 2015 9:53 am

Poor Bailey, she's about to pop. x3

GameCobra wrote:I'm starting to believe King isn't the fainting type anymore. But then again, maybe there are other senses that haven't been pushed yet until the sight of the pups =3

Since when was King the fainting type? I mean, he had a BSoD when Bailey told him she was pregnant, but I haven't seen anything else like that.

BTW: Is "well-marbled" Jack's code word for "fat"?

valerio · Post by **valerio** » Fri Dec 11, 2015 10:10 am

Kitch wrote:BTW: Is "well-marbled" Jack's code word for "fat"?

In that case, I expect him to drool hard after me.
"Holy Wood Gods, Santa DOES exist! Daryl, open your pantry: I need A LOT of BBQ sauce here!"

Xane wrote:
valerio wrote:fourth panel suggests that King ALSO sent for a lawyer. Perhaps he organized things with Keene so that his puppies have some legal protection...
In the US "solicitor" means "unannounced (usually annoying) salesman". "It was a solicitation" means "it was someone trying to sell us stuff". We just use lawyer for lawyers.

Thank you very much! Translation insta-corrected

valerio · Post by **valerio** » Fri Dec 11, 2015 10:12 am

Panther · Post by **Panther** » Fri Dec 11, 2015 10:31 am

gamepopper wrote:I'm aware people think Jack's joke needs updating or doesn't make sense, but I think you forgot one bit of detail:
King called the vet for someone to help deliver the puppies.
That vet that Jack is referring to is technically A DELIVERY GUY!

It's right , yes

But what ; does it stops Jack to update his jokes ?

Argent · Post by **Argent** » Fri Dec 11, 2015 10:35 am

I thought the whole solicitor vs barrister thing was a kind of British weirdness, like powdered wigs. Not sure what it does other than mean you have to hire two lawyers instead of one.

Bill in OK · Post by **Bill in OK** » Fri Dec 11, 2015 10:50 am

Tooths wrote:Apart from the legal issue, King, you could always drive a Mini Morris or a Buddy Electric. I'm sure you'd find a way to handle those

He could get help from Truck and Falstaff...

And speaking of Falstaff, I would have expected a character with that name to be on the heavy side, if he's named after the Shaker Spear character:

NeoWolf · Post by **NeoWolf** » Fri Dec 11, 2015 12:16 pm

Again Jack? Calling people well marbled? Really? Also, what's with the noises Bailey is making? ("oof", "mrf") Is it because of her belly? Other than that....GAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! When will the babies be born already?! *gasps heavily* I can't take the suspense!

Argent · Post by **Argent** » Fri Dec 11, 2015 12:20 pm

NeoWolf wrote:Also, what's with the noises Bailey is making? ("oof", "mrf") Is it because of her belly?

Pushing.

kavviyenta · Post by **kavviyenta** » Fri Dec 11, 2015 12:36 pm

Welsh Halfwit wrote:King's here at last,
worrying with his wife;
old jokes work fast
and a vet fears for his life.
Climbing to be with her,
he talks of what he's done.
Elaine goes like a blur
saving the vet who has come.
These precious moments,
these patient, quiet, seconds
before the heaven events.
Quiet now, guys. Destiny beckons.

Actually, that was Miles calling out on Jack. The tags stated his name.

Cesco · Post by **Cesco** » Fri Dec 11, 2015 2:20 pm

Eh, don't be so shocked, King, you should know that the event had to come.

You're again worried concerning the birth?

But yeah, it's a good idea have a vet to assist. Anyway, Elaine is right, the poor guy could get scared by all those wolves...

Ahah, again that joke, you mischievous Jack.

And you too, Miles: he isn't the usual solicitor.

Well, come on, the great moment is coming!

Yeah, King is so adorable, in the third panel like in (almost) any panel.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Fri Dec 11, 2015 3:48 pm

I'm shocked that nobody called the cops because of how many humans ran screaming like little girls from that house.

JageshemashFTW · Post by **JageshemashFTW** » Fri Dec 11, 2015 5:04 pm

Am I the only one who really wants the puppies names to be Rook, Bishop, and Knight?