Attack the above poster
- Buster
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Re: Attack the above poster
I point out you just broke your TV trying to hit a support NPC with a controller. I'm a Nimbat remember? since when are we directly playable?
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
- Welsh Halfwit
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Re: Attack the above poster
I input a virus that makes every Nimbat vulnerable. And makes every other NPC want to prove it.
- Douglas Collier
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Re: Attack the above poster
I take away your poetic abilities.
Douglas isn't my real name, but because of a name block put on me by a higher-order being known as Djinni, I can't say my real name.
Re: Attack the above poster
Then, Douglas was lost
Because Czukay confused him
With magicalness.
BAM! My form of poetic attack, in Haiku.
Because Czukay confused him
With magicalness.
BAM! My form of poetic attack, in Haiku.
Feel free to call me Czu for short. The games on this forum are pretty neat.
- Douglas Collier
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Re: Attack the above poster
I turn you into a quadruped
Douglas isn't my real name, but because of a name block put on me by a higher-order being known as Djinni, I can't say my real name.
- Buster
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Re: Attack the above poster
I use you as a test subject to determine the long term effects of repeated hard vacuum exposure.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
- Legotron123
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Re: Attack the above poster
I hack into the sites swear filters and make you all insult yourselves.
(Seriously, try typing in some swear words and then preview your post)
(Seriously, try typing in some swear words and then preview your post)
Play The Hayseed Knight. This isn’t self promotion, I just really like the game.
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
- Buster
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Re: Attack the above poster
I knock you over the head with a cheap desk lamp.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
Re: Attack the above poster
I make sure you get tangled in the cord of said lamp.
- HoundInATree
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Re: Attack the above poster
I knock you out with the tangled up Buster.
My tree now has a café in it. Yay?
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Larkin Dewolfe, Chivalry Residences
Hlaoroo wrote:In Soviet Russia, TreeInAHound!
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Albert Grant, Sunset Plateau
Larkin Dewolfe, Chivalry Residences
- Welsh Halfwit
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Re: Attack the above poster
Has you arrested on child abuse charges for neglecting Sherman. It takes days for them to realise you're not Mr. Peabody.
- HoundInATree
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Re: Attack the above poster
I use your helmet as a gong while you're still wearing it.
My tree now has a café in it. Yay?
RP Character(s)
Albert Grant, Sunset Plateau
Larkin Dewolfe, Chivalry Residences
Hlaoroo wrote:In Soviet Russia, TreeInAHound!
RP Character(s)
Albert Grant, Sunset Plateau
Larkin Dewolfe, Chivalry Residences
- Welsh Halfwit
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Re: Attack the above poster
In the next game I convince you open the box rather than take the win in my hand. I dash off as you fight the Boa constrictor.
- hypernovatic
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Re: Attack the above poster
I steal you away and throw you in the fridge.
- Legotron123
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Re: Attack the above poster
I throw a Deck of Many Things at you then stand back and watch the chaos.
Play The Hayseed Knight. This isn’t self promotion, I just really like the game.
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
- HoundInATree
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Re: Attack the above poster
I push you into the warp.
My tree now has a café in it. Yay?
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Albert Grant, Sunset Plateau
Larkin Dewolfe, Chivalry Residences
Hlaoroo wrote:In Soviet Russia, TreeInAHound!
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Albert Grant, Sunset Plateau
Larkin Dewolfe, Chivalry Residences
Re: Attack the above poster
I release termites into your tree.
- Buster
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Re: Attack the above poster
I sign all of you up to join the crew of the Event Horizon.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
- Legotron123
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Re: Attack the above poster
I force all of you to play the No Mercy run of Undertale, then use the remains of your shattered hearts to fuel my weather controlling device, which I use to make it rain.
I like rain.
I like rain.
Play The Hayseed Knight. This isn’t self promotion, I just really like the game.
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
Re: Attack the above poster
I have you inserted into the story of OFF. Enjoy being Hugo.
- Buster
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Re: Attack the above poster
*returns from her run through undertale.*
Gyahahahahaha. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA! BURN. BUUUUUURRRRRRNNNNNNNN!
*obliterates everything for the win*
Gyahahahahaha. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA! BURN. BUUUUUURRRRRRNNNNNNNN!
*obliterates everything for the win*
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
- Douglas Collier
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Re: Attack the above poster
I coated that lamp you're holding with super glue.
Douglas isn't my real name, but because of a name block put on me by a higher-order being known as Djinni, I can't say my real name.
- Render
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Re: Attack the above poster
I duct tape your feet to your nose.
- Douglas Collier
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Re: Attack the above poster
I tie a brick to your squeaky baby doll and ball and throw them in a river.
Douglas isn't my real name, but because of a name block put on me by a higher-order being known as Djinni, I can't say my real name.
- Buster
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Re: Attack the above poster
i go back in time and hollow out the brick you just used, then stuff you into it.
You just threw yourself in the river! Hah!
You just threw yourself in the river! Hah!
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
- Douglas Collier
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Re: Attack the above poster
I tie you to it while you're stuffing me in. I swim away while you sink with the brick.
Douglas isn't my real name, but because of a name block put on me by a higher-order being known as Djinni, I can't say my real name.
- VEB152
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Re: Attack the above poster
I pass by on a jetski, hitting everyone and everything that gets in the way with a stick, including you.
Yes, that is about the best thing to write that I could think of.
- Buster
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Re: Attack the above poster
I drop Freckles on the jetski, from low orbit.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
Re: Attack the above poster
I hit you with a well-aimed Ordinance Drop.
- HoundInATree
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Re: Attack the above poster
I slap you with my 'unconscious' hands.
My tree now has a café in it. Yay?
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Albert Grant, Sunset Plateau
Larkin Dewolfe, Chivalry Residences
Hlaoroo wrote:In Soviet Russia, TreeInAHound!
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Albert Grant, Sunset Plateau
Larkin Dewolfe, Chivalry Residences
- Buster
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Re: Attack the above poster
I somehow get control of working units of every satellite weapon ever imagined, and bombard the entire region from high orbit.
There probably won't be a star-system left by the end of the first salvo...
There probably won't be a star-system left by the end of the first salvo...
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
- HoundInATree
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Re: Attack the above poster
I crash into you, cartoon style, after being launched by mass explosions.
My tree now has a café in it. Yay?
RP Character(s)
Albert Grant, Sunset Plateau
Larkin Dewolfe, Chivalry Residences
Hlaoroo wrote:In Soviet Russia, TreeInAHound!
RP Character(s)
Albert Grant, Sunset Plateau
Larkin Dewolfe, Chivalry Residences
- VEB152
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Re: Attack the above poster
I make sure that you hit a mashy spike plate™ on the way to Buster.
Yes, that is about the best thing to write that I could think of.
- Legotron123
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Re: Attack the above poster
I force you to play every single one of RubberRoss' Super Mario Maker levels. With only one life.
Play The Hayseed Knight. This isn’t self promotion, I just really like the game.
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
- VEB152
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Re: Attack the above poster
I make you tear your hair out with my own ignorance about Mario-related games and identity of RubberRoss.
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Yes, that is about the best thing to write that I could think of.
- Buster
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Re: Attack the above poster
I make both of you play the kaizo mario romhacks, all of them, while wearing shock collars that go off any time you die.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
Re: Attack the above poster
I make you play Superman 64 on hard mode.
- Buster
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Re: Attack the above poster
I make you beat EVERY NES game. even the ones that require impossible reflexes.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
Re: Attack the above poster
I make you play every Virtual Boy game to completion. Granted there's only 22 games total, but we'll see how long your eyes hold out.
- Buster
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Re: Attack the above poster
I make you play all of the old, awful, atari era games that made no sense.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.