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I'm the cliff the executioner falls off on his walking-tour.
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I am the relentless waves that over time erode the cliff and cause it to collapse into the ocean.
Douglas isn't my real name, but because of a name block put on me by a higher-order being known as Djinni, I can't say my real name.
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I am the giant wall that breaks the waves.
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I am the wrecking ball that breaks the wall.
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I am the overweight middle-aged Miley Cyrus that breaks the wrecking ball...and everyone's eyes. :lol:
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I am the Billy Ray Cyrus that created Miley.
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I got too many colors to remember. I'll put them here to see. Aren't they nice? Yep! Absolutely!
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I am his rabid fans.
Douglas isn't my real name, but because of a name block put on me by a higher-order being known as Djinni, I can't say my real name.
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I am the confused guy blocking the doorway of said fans.
My tree now has a café in it. Yay?
Hlaoroo wrote:In Soviet Russia, TreeInAHound!

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I am the bouncer at the club where this is occurring, and I get said confused guy out of the way.
Feel free to call me Czu for short. The games on this forum are pretty neat.
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I'm the owner of the club.
Douglas isn't my real name, but because of a name block put on me by a higher-order being known as Djinni, I can't say my real name.
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I'm the bailiff.
My tree now has a café in it. Yay?
Hlaoroo wrote:In Soviet Russia, TreeInAHound!

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I'm the billionaire Keene, maybe? that owns the guy that owns the club, and paid off the bailiff.
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I'm the check that the billionaire, that owns the guy who owns the club, wrote, to pay the bailiff, that bounced.
My tree now has a café in it. Yay?
Hlaoroo wrote:In Soviet Russia, TreeInAHound!

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I am the Skrillex who produced the song that sentence made me think of for some reason. (Recess-Skrillex (feat. Kill the Noise & Fatman Scoop).
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I'm the ant that bites him in his sleep.
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I'm the child looking at the ant on a bright sunny day with a magnifying glass.
My tree now has a café in it. Yay?
Hlaoroo wrote:In Soviet Russia, TreeInAHound!

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I am the sun beaming UV rays and giving that child a nasty sunburn.
Douglas isn't my real name, but because of a name block put on me by a higher-order being known as Djinni, I can't say my real name.
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I am a Cloud.
My tree now has a café in it. Yay?
Hlaoroo wrote:In Soviet Russia, TreeInAHound!

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I am a Fox Mc.

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I am James McCloud, who begat Fox McCloud.
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I'm your barrel roll gone wrong.
My tree now has a café in it. Yay?
Hlaoroo wrote:In Soviet Russia, TreeInAHound!

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I'm the left shift button that screwed your barrel roll.
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I am the software used to bind 'roll' to V instead of shift, because it was sticking.
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No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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I am the hacker that deleted your software.
Douglas isn't my real name, but because of a name block put on me by a higher-order being known as Djinni, I can't say my real name.
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I'm the antivirus who detected and destroyed you.
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I am the mallet that smashed the device you are on.
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I am the pit of lava the mallet was dropped into and incinerated by.
If I hit someone with a dictionary is that physical, or verbal assault?
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I'm the water that turned the lava into rock.
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I'm the rock that on observed the water and crushed it.
If I hit someone with a dictionary is that physical, or verbal assault?
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I'm the logic that says that rocks can't crush water :P
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I'm the distopia that says anything goes.
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I'm the rebellion that destroyed the dystopia.
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I'm the order who dissolved the rebellion :geek: :geek: :geek: :geek:
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I'm the rebellion that destroyed the order.
Rise, my army of mangos, and ruin their cleanliness!
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tsMKG wrote:I'm the order who dissolved the rebellion :geek: :geek: :geek: :geek:
Have you been looking at the thing above this? Dis is my old signature and is not relevant anymore.
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I'm the (hAoz that dissolved your order.
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I'm the ignorance that made the hAoz fail.
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I am the knowledge that overcomes the ignorance that made the (hAoz fail.
Rise, my army of mangos, and ruin their cleanliness!
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I'm the stupids argument that made the knowledge fly out of the Earth.
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I'm the black hole that annihilated all who can have stupid arguments.
Rise, my army of mangos, and ruin their cleanliness!
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