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Say something that's never been said before!

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- The shorter the better
- Complete sentences are preferred, but phrases also qualify

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- Statements about ordinary things that can be taken as sarcastic have probably already been said
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I ain't never seen a koala attack a peacock.
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What if Joel is dead, and King is just his Orphnoch(http://kamenrider.wikia.com/wiki/Orphnoch) form.
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The bird sang mellifluously because he bribed the context officials.
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Fenrir, jumping up and down really fast, wants to walk.
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Bino BAZINGA
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DO YOU KNOW THE FRICKEN MUFFIN MAN?!?!?!?!?!
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Hlaoroo is so tall.
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MUSHROOMS MAKE GOOD EARMUFFS!!!
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Dingos are known to be the best babysitters.
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Pretty potatoooes.
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And thus the last word spoken by the captain of the USS Bologna would be "SPAAAAAARRRTTTIIIICCCCUUUUS!"
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Your mother was a coconut and your father smelled of gooseberries!
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Hi. I'm your mother. My name is Feofje.
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Peanut get's possessed by Momotaros and becomes a delinquent.
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King and Bino are probably the best ship.
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I thought that was the Apathy Cow and Cory ship. :|
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Oh, I love to pay taxes.
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I am The Beast-God of Xochatan!!!
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Mickey wrote:King and Bino are probably the best ship.
Nah, I'm pretty sure that's Pete and Keene.
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I have the super hero turnip.
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I caught a Magikarp with no intention of evolving it!
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HEY, GUYS!!! UNDERWEAR KITTENS!!! MOO!!!!!
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I can't wait for tax day! :D
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YouTube comments are a place of happy fun times where no one argues!
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Why are there so many songs about pyroclastic clouds?
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I don't like Diss.


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I think your overshoes may happen to be on fire. May or may not have been that turquoise platypus's fault.
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A greenback, sparrow-eating, grace-machine just stole all of my expense reports.
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My octopus ate my dissertation.
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Enough down to earth Peanut and Grape centered comics already
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I just haaate Housepets! :evil: :twisted: :evil: :twisted: :evil: Sorry in advance for emoticon spamming.
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The Dingo saved the baby. :mrgreen:
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