Attack the above poster

Post by **Render** » Sun Aug 31, 2014 7:29 am

No need to attack you, the friction burned you to less than ashes.

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Sun Aug 31, 2014 8:58 am

I snap a mousetrap on your nose.

SuperStar · Post by **SuperStar** » Sun Aug 31, 2014 9:25 am

I push your pencil up your nose

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Sun Aug 31, 2014 9:26 am

I swap your shower gel for Deep heat rub

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Sun Aug 31, 2014 9:49 am

I make you work with Jacques Clousseau for a day.

Post by **Render** » Sun Aug 31, 2014 10:40 am

I glue feathers all over your body.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Sun Aug 31, 2014 10:49 am

I staple your ears over your eyes.

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Sun Aug 31, 2014 10:53 am

I give you bad sunburn due to my brilliance

Mickey the Luxray · Post by **Mickey the Luxray** » Sun Aug 31, 2014 12:40 pm

I make you not e-quoll to my challenge.

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Sun Aug 31, 2014 12:44 pm

I drop an airplane filled with tennis ball on you.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Sun Aug 31, 2014 12:46 pm

I reply with an Airplane size tennis ball to your head.

Post by **Render** » Sun Aug 31, 2014 1:32 pm

I drop your tennis ball sized head onto an airplane.

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Sun Aug 31, 2014 2:52 pm

I shoot you with a tennis ball sized balloon filled with paint, with a tennis gun.

SuperStar · Post by **SuperStar** » Sun Aug 31, 2014 8:39 pm

I trip you.

Jacey · Post by **Jacey** » Sun Aug 31, 2014 11:03 pm

I also trip you

Stan Collier · Post by **Stan Collier** » Mon Sep 01, 2014 12:18 am

I use the TARDIS to make you NEVER BORN!

"Don't you mean 'wish?'"
"NO"

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Mon Sep 01, 2014 12:22 am

I have you get body slammed by King K. Rool.

Bucky-Roo · Post by **Bucky-Roo** » Mon Sep 01, 2014 12:23 am

I'll make you all blind from my good looks.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Mon Sep 01, 2014 12:30 am

I dock your tail.

Bucky-Roo · Post by **Bucky-Roo** » Mon Sep 01, 2014 12:32 am

Douglas Collier wrote:I dock your tail.

Aw cmon! My weakness has been revealed.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Mon Sep 01, 2014 12:35 am

Guilt attack fails.

Beats you over head with your own tail.

(I then give it back

)

Bucky-Roo · Post by **Bucky-Roo** » Mon Sep 01, 2014 12:36 am

You monster. *swipes tail away and puts in back on body* Don't ask how I did that....

InDaZone1219 · Post by **InDaZone1219** » Mon Sep 01, 2014 3:44 am

I seperate the wheat from the chaff.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Mon Sep 01, 2014 3:51 am

I take two bottles into the shower after seperating your Head from your Shoulders.

InDaZone1219 · Post by **InDaZone1219** » Mon Sep 01, 2014 4:05 am

I geokinetically throw mounds of lava at you.

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Mon Sep 01, 2014 9:11 am

I set your tail on fire.

InDaZone1219 · Post by **InDaZone1219** » Mon Sep 01, 2014 1:48 pm

I give you a carbuncle.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Mon Sep 01, 2014 2:22 pm

I tie you to a swingball post and hammer the tennis ball, which is attached to the post with cheese wire...

InDaZone1219 · Post by **InDaZone1219** » Mon Sep 01, 2014 2:24 pm

I grind a rock smooth to the touch using your mouth and teeth.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Mon Sep 01, 2014 2:26 pm

I double your I.Q. by teleporting an Apple between your ears

InDaZone1219 · Post by **InDaZone1219** » Mon Sep 01, 2014 2:35 pm

I give you debilitating Pyrexia.

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Mon Sep 01, 2014 2:47 pm

I tie you to a ship's anchor.

InDaZone1219 · Post by **InDaZone1219** » Mon Sep 01, 2014 2:49 pm

I toss the ship at you.

Bucky-Roo · Post by **Bucky-Roo** » Mon Sep 01, 2014 2:51 pm

I toss the ocean at you.

InDaZone1219 · Post by **InDaZone1219** » Mon Sep 01, 2014 2:58 pm

I redirect the oncoming mega-tsunami.

matthew Wolf · Post by **matthew Wolf** » Mon Sep 01, 2014 5:12 pm

I place you in a lightning storm then quickly ties a large mettle rod on your back *runs*

Bucky-Roo · Post by **Bucky-Roo** » Mon Sep 01, 2014 5:23 pm

I deliver an anvil to your head. A lovely present from ACME.

matthew Wolf · Post by **matthew Wolf** » Mon Sep 01, 2014 5:32 pm

I shrink you to the size of a mouse and throws you in front of tom from tom and jerry

InDaZone1219 · Post by **InDaZone1219** » Mon Sep 01, 2014 5:40 pm

I paralyze you with a well-placed electric spark.

Bucky-Roo · Post by **Bucky-Roo** » Mon Sep 01, 2014 5:44 pm

I make you eat a bowl of nails. With no milk.