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Granted: But you'll have to go to Pluto for it to be granted.

I wish that racism didn't exist.
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Granted: Every single being on the planet are turned into snails.

I wish that more people would know of Housepets!...
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Granted permission to tell people. Go to your neighbors at first. Image

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Granted, but it is all in America.

I wish to not have any regrets.
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Granted, but they're replaced by worries.

I wish my pets would behave better.
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Granted, but they behave so well that they view you as the one that is misbehaving and they send you to obedience school.

I wish for a pie
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Granted:

"He asked for a pie. Should I give it to him?"
Cheering Crowd: "Yeah! Give it to him!"
"Very well."

*SPLAT!*

(Don't worry, that oatmeal/baby food pie was only fermenting in the sun for a couple hours. You got some up your nose? Ooh, that will take some time to get out.)

I wish the government was more efficient at getting good things done.
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Granted, they are so quick that they now have plenty time left to do many bad thing in addition.

I wish that my computer will work good again.
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Granted, but it becomes sentient and takes over the world. Good job.

I wish machines dont take over the world
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Granted: Everyone dies of a plague before machines can become so advanced. Good job.

I wish that I could play as every civilization that ever existed on Civilization V.
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(try mods?)
Granted, but it becomes to much memory for your computer to handle.

I wish to know the worlds best joke.
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Granted, but you missed the punch line.

I wish I could meet fictional characters.
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Granted, but you are killed by one of them.

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Granted, but nobody really know who he is and his attacks are really weak.

I wish that people weren't offended by other people's religions.
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Granted, no one responds when 5 million people join a new religion. This religion's holy book consists of "KILL EVERYTHING."

I wish for people to stop denying global warming exists.
Forward, the Light Brigade!'
Was there a man dismay'd?
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  Some one had blunder'd:
Theirs not to make reply,
Theirs not to reason why,
Theirs but to do and die:
Into the valley of Death
  Rode the six hundred.
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Granted, the world is altered so that it actually does exist.

I wish that there was no Trolling on the internet or in reallife.
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herobrineharry wrote:Granted, no one responds when 5 million people join a new religion. This religion's holy book consists of "KILL EVERYTHING."
I wouldn't put it past the current administration. = P

Granted: All trolling is replaced by spam (x10)

I wish that political correctness would go away.
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Granted, but now art is banned for being offensive.

I wish for new sunglasses
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Granted. The tinted lens magnifies the brightness of the light.

I wish for some jellybeans.
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SuperStar wrote:Granted, the world is altered so that it actually does exist.
I don't understand.

Granted, they are rotten.

I wish for unsatisfying endings.
Forward, the Light Brigade!'
Was there a man dismay'd?
Not tho'(though) the soldiers knew
  Some one had blunder'd:
Theirs not to make reply,
Theirs not to reason why,
Theirs but to do and die:
Into the valley of Death
  Rode the six hundred.
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Granted - Pete and Dragon are let off the hook and start a new battle.

I wish for a corgi.
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Granted, but you get King.

I wish that Xenoblade Chronicles 3D wasn't a New3DS exclusive, and that it would be able to be played on a normal 3DS.
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SuperStar wrote:Granted, but you get King.
(Yay, King! :D )


Granted, but it has glitches that cause it to quit suddenly whenever you play it.

I wish that radiation didn't harm people.
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Granted, it makes them grow exponentially, and they are crushed under their own weight.

I wish for explanations.
Forward, the Light Brigade!'
Was there a man dismay'd?
Not tho'(though) the soldiers knew
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Theirs not to make reply,
Theirs not to reason why,
Theirs but to do and die:
Into the valley of Death
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Granted, but they are cryptic metaphors

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Granted: You are a curling champ!

I wish that sports were both fun and not tiring, but at the same time give you the exercise you need.
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Your wish has been granted, but you must now play sports in a wheelchair

I wish "At The Gates" would perform a private concert for me
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Granted but the only songs they perform at that concert are terrible covers of songs by Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus and Rebecca Black.

I wish I could have free internet.
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Granted, but it is very slow and you are limited to only 2 sites.
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Granted, you get a wish anyway.

I wish for September to be good for everyone.
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Granted: During the time before September WW3 breaks out. Many countries and cities are destroyed, but by September it all just ceases, and everyone who survived is happy.

I wish that Kamen Rider Gaim would be dubbed in English and released in the US for free, with all 47 episodes, and all the characters have excellent voices, and it gets positive critical reviews.
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Granted but they only release one set of the DVDs so it goes to a privately owned collection and nobody can see it.

I wish for a band-aid.
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Granted, you get a used band-aid that has been hanging under my bed for the last 5 years.

I wish that OwlCity, SwimmingwithDolphins, and Breanne would all do an amazing song together in tribute to Housepets!.
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Granted, no one knows who they are and they get sued because someone else made a similar song already.

I wish to understand other people's beliefs.
Forward, the Light Brigade!'
Was there a man dismay'd?
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Theirs not to make reply,
Theirs not to reason why,
Theirs but to do and die:
Into the valley of Death
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Granted, all but 3 peopleon the Earth mysteriously die, and thus you can easily learn the beliefs of the few remaining people.
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I think I can grant you invisible wish. but no one will ever know about it.

I wish I could also read minds
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Granted. You can't control when you read other's minds and while you do that you stand still and make uncontrolled silly noises all the time.

I wish for free taxi rides.
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Granted, but you don't get to choose the destination.

I wish I didn't have to pay taxes (without having to give up citizenship).
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Granted, no one pays taxes, the government has no money, and we all die.

I wish for people to behave rationally.
Forward, the Light Brigade!'
Was there a man dismay'd?
Not tho'(though) the soldiers knew
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Theirs not to make reply,
Theirs not to reason why,
Theirs but to do and die:
Into the valley of Death
  Rode the six hundred.
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Granted. Everyone behaves and all crime is gone. Millions of policemen are fired.
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