The Oldest Game
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I am the revolution that throws off the shackles of your masterhood.
A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way.
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I'm the oxygen that lets you rust.
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I am the fire that consumes you.
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I'm the bucket of water that extinguishes you.
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I am the sun that warms you.
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I am the low temperature which decreases you.
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I am an energy sink that absorbs you.
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I am the guy who keeps the source running.
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I'm the boss manager.
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I am the wife's in-law.
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I am the patriarch of the in-law's family.
Douglas isn't my real name, but because of a name block put on me by a higher-order being known as Djinni, I can't say my real name.
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I am the man who owns the patriarch's estate.
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I am the government to which that man owes taxes.
Douglas isn't my real name, but because of a name block put on me by a higher-order being known as Djinni, I can't say my real name.
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I am the shadow organization that secretly controls that government.
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I am the awesome agent secretly undermining that shadow organization.
Douglas isn't my real name, but because of a name block put on me by a higher-order being known as Djinni, I can't say my real name.
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I am the counting down explosive device attached to said hacker's computer.
Douglas isn't my real name, but because of a name block put on me by a higher-order being known as Djinni, I can't say my real name.
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I'm the wire cutter that cuts the right wire. (It was the blue one, right?)
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I am the bomb designer that made all the wires blue and detotate the bomb when cut.
Douglas isn't my real name, but because of a name block put on me by a higher-order being known as Djinni, I can't say my real name.
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I'm the guy that forgot to put the explosives in the bomb
oh hey look more text
now it looks pretty
and slanted uwu
I check this profile like once a year or so, so if you need to reach me I'm on telegram @awootimestwo
now it looks pretty
and slanted uwu
I check this profile like once a year or so, so if you need to reach me I'm on telegram @awootimestwo
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I am the unstable explosives he forgot to load, now in the passenger seat next to said Guy who is now driving down a very bumpy road.
Douglas isn't my real name, but because of a name block put on me by a higher-order being known as Djinni, I can't say my real name.
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I'm the guy who forgot refueling that car before.
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I'm the vast inhospitable desert that said person is now stranded in.
Douglas isn't my real name, but because of a name block put on me by a higher-order being known as Djinni, I can't say my real name.
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Australia?Douglas Collier wrote:I'm the vast inhospitable desert that said person is now stranded in.
I'm the hippie driving down that road with the windows open and blasting The Who's "Who Are You?"
(A free hug for whomever can guess that reference)
oh hey look more text
now it looks pretty
and slanted uwu
I check this profile like once a year or so, so if you need to reach me I'm on telegram @awootimestwo
now it looks pretty
and slanted uwu
I check this profile like once a year or so, so if you need to reach me I'm on telegram @awootimestwo
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I am the sophisticated opera singer who scowls at the hippie through the window, and turns up Pavarotti singing La Donna El Mobile in his car.
Feel free to call me Czu for short. The games on this forum are pretty neat.
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I am the police officer who pulls both cars over for noise pollution.
Douglas isn't my real name, but because of a name block put on me by a higher-order being known as Djinni, I can't say my real name.
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I am the dispatcher who calls the officer to bring him back to the station for more important duties than the two noise polluters.
Feel free to call me Czu for short. The games on this forum are pretty neat.
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I am the respected sensei of the dispatcher who call the officer back.
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I am the martial art that governs the sensei's life.
Douglas isn't my real name, but because of a name block put on me by a higher-order being known as Djinni, I can't say my real name.
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I am the Asian warlord who invented it.
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I am the samurai assassin that overthrew the warlord.
Feel free to call me Czu for short. The games on this forum are pretty neat.
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I am the executioner that penalized the assassin.