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I send in Chuck Norris, Mr T, and Terry Crews to "help" with that "chat"
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I staple your lips to your forehead.
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I let you ride a cannon ball.
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I hit you with a baseball bat.
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I fire a Davy Crocket.
Forward, the Light Brigade!'
Was there a man dismay'd?
Not tho'(though) the soldiers knew
  Some one had blunder'd:
Theirs not to make reply,
Theirs not to reason why,
Theirs but to do and die:
Into the valley of Death
  Rode the six hundred.
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I force you into a room filled with British "celebrities" like Joey Essex.
You facepalm yourself to death.
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I remove your femoral artery.
Forward, the Light Brigade!'
Was there a man dismay'd?
Not tho'(though) the soldiers knew
  Some one had blunder'd:
Theirs not to make reply,
Theirs not to reason why,
Theirs but to do and die:
Into the valley of Death
  Rode the six hundred.
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I phlebotomize you.
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I let you get stomped by elephants.
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I let you get eaten by dingos
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I let you get eaten by dingos too.
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I subtract 2 years from your current age. :twisted:
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I take those two years, multiply them by 10 to the tenth power, add them to your current age.
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I remove all of your electrons.
Why?
FOR SCIENCE!
Forward, the Light Brigade!'
Was there a man dismay'd?
Not tho'(though) the soldiers knew
  Some one had blunder'd:
Theirs not to make reply,
Theirs not to reason why,
Theirs but to do and die:
Into the valley of Death
  Rode the six hundred.
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My electrons zap you and return to me.
Douglas isn't my real name, but because of a name block put on me by a higher-order being known as Djinni, I can't say my real name.
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This is madness! (You)
Madness? (Me)

This. Is. Sparta!

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I push you into the pit after him.
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I generate a black hole inside your head.
Forward, the Light Brigade!'
Was there a man dismay'd?
Not tho'(though) the soldiers knew
  Some one had blunder'd:
Theirs not to make reply,
Theirs not to reason why,
Theirs but to do and die:
Into the valley of Death
  Rode the six hundred.
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I turn you into the hulk
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I inject you with random military pharmaceuticals.
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I turn into a superhero and throw you into the ocean.
Douglas isn't my real name, but because of a name block put on me by a higher-order being known as Djinni, I can't say my real name.
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I freeze you in a block of orange juice.
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GRAVATIAC WEAPONRY!
THE EARTH IS NOW DUST!
Forward, the Light Brigade!'
Was there a man dismay'd?
Not tho'(though) the soldiers knew
  Some one had blunder'd:
Theirs not to make reply,
Theirs not to reason why,
Theirs but to do and die:
Into the valley of Death
  Rode the six hundred.
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I force you to watch a show that you eventually fall in love with, only for it to be canceled permanently after the cliff hanger first season.
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I make you sit down and listen to a very annoying song for 10 hours.
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I actually enjoy the song, and you are forced to hear me sing it for another 20 hours.
Douglas isn't my real name, but because of a name block put on me by a higher-order being known as Djinni, I can't say my real name.
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I place you in a very large centrifuge.
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I make you clean up the mess.
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I hit you with a wrecking ball.
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I cast:
Disintegrate.
Fireball.
Ray of frost.
then, I plane shift.
Forward, the Light Brigade!'
Was there a man dismay'd?
Not tho'(though) the soldiers knew
  Some one had blunder'd:
Theirs not to make reply,
Theirs not to reason why,
Theirs but to do and die:
Into the valley of Death
  Rode the six hundred.
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I shoot you with a bazooka.
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I push mercury through your skin.
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I make you eat a timed explosive device.
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I lace your drinking water with tasteless, odorless and colorless laxative.
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GRATUITOUS UNESSECARY VIOLENCE
PERFORMED WITH: spoons, computer mice,
micrometers, and C02 powerlets.
Forward, the Light Brigade!'
Was there a man dismay'd?
Not tho'(though) the soldiers knew
  Some one had blunder'd:
Theirs not to make reply,
Theirs not to reason why,
Theirs but to do and die:
Into the valley of Death
  Rode the six hundred.
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I go all out with just a paper cup.
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I set that cup on fire while you're holding it
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I cram a flaming coal down your throat.
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I pour thermite down yours.
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I cover you with termites.
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