Corrupt a Wish

Jacey · Post by **Jacey** » Tue Aug 19, 2014 2:50 pm

Granted, but now you are forced to be his avatar

I wish for a nintendo with kid friendly games to give the upstairs neighbors

Post by **Render** » Tue Aug 19, 2014 8:26 pm

Granted, they always turn the volume up to the max what makes all the dogs go crazy.

I wish for a world without misunderstandings between people.

herobrineharry · Post by **herobrineharry** » Wed Aug 20, 2014 2:50 pm

Granted, everyone knows what everyone else is thinking, and everyone starts killing each other.

I wish for abstract concepts to be concrete.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Wed Aug 20, 2014 3:17 pm

Granted: Modern art museums everywhere are closed due to the sudden flood of concrete issuing from the paintings and statues.

I wish the Housepets! cast could visit the real world.

Post by **ArcWolf** » Wed Aug 20, 2014 10:44 pm

Sure,
but as we all know what happens when our furry companions bend through the sixth dimension,
you won't be able to distinguish them from ordinary pets.

I wish for cake.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Wed Aug 20, 2014 10:56 pm

Wish granted, but the cake is a lie!

I wish animals could speak meaningfully in comprehensible English.

herobrineharry · Post by **herobrineharry** » Wed Aug 20, 2014 11:30 pm

Granted, what they say is EAT MATE FIGHT EAT MATE FIGHT.

I wish for Webcomics!

Post by **ArcWolf** » Wed Aug 20, 2014 11:38 pm

Sure, but all the panels are blank.

I wish for a camel whose back wouldn't break, even after the last straw.

Jacey · Post by **Jacey** » Thu Aug 21, 2014 12:34 am

Fine, but now stepping on a crack will break the camels back.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Thu Aug 21, 2014 12:52 am

I wish politicians were in it for the people who elected them instead of their careers.

Jacey · Post by **Jacey** » Thu Aug 21, 2014 1:03 am

granted, but now nothing gets done

I wish I could remember to make a wish

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Thu Aug 21, 2014 1:25 am

(How's that any different from now?

)
Granted: You remember to make a wish, but you only wish to remember to make a wish.

I wish that our original characters could appear in the Housepets! comic.

Jacey · Post by **Jacey** » Thu Aug 21, 2014 1:31 am

Douglas Collier wrote:(How's that any different from now? )
.

(Thats the corrupted part

)

Granted, but they are one shot characters, like the red shirts in the original star trek. We only show up so the bad things happen to us, while the main characters get to continue having happy lives.

I wish for a proper sleep schedule

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Thu Aug 21, 2014 1:34 am

(You mean like Jasper? https://www.housepetscomic.com/2013/03/ ... l-be-cats/ ... I could live with that.

)
Granted: but it only works if you're on the opposite side of the world.

I wish that this wish or my next wish can't be corrupted.

Jacey · Post by **Jacey** » Thu Aug 21, 2014 3:52 am

Since that's advised against (the OP wanted it to be fun, not try and make uncorruptible wishes). It can never me granted

I wish for a working mouse

Thu Aug 21, 2014 3:56 am

granted, he has a job as a tailor for cinderella

I wish school weren't starting next week.

Jacey · Post by **Jacey** » Thu Aug 21, 2014 4:33 am

Granted, it starts tomorrow.

I wish for a new MP3 player

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Thu Aug 21, 2014 9:54 am

Granted. You receive a brand new but defective MP3 player.

I wish for a box of pizza.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Thu Aug 21, 2014 10:59 am

Granted, but it has all the toppings you don't like.

I wish to redact my last wish and replace it with a wish that the pets would stop peeing on the rug.

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Thu Aug 21, 2014 12:30 pm

I wish that this wish or my next wish can't be corrupted.

Granted. Your next wish is corrupted. Your last wish isn't redacted and isn't replaced. Your next wish won't be corrupted. Your last wish will be redacted and replaced...
[ERROR: int overflow]

I wish for an air-conditioning system.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Thu Aug 21, 2014 12:57 pm

Granted, but it blows hot in the summer and cold in the winter.

I wish we could meet our OCs in real life.

Jacey · Post by **Jacey** » Thu Aug 21, 2014 1:11 pm

Douglas Collier wrote:
I wish we could meet our OCs in real life.

I kind of am doing that actually with an art thing

Granted, but they get bored and start causing mayhem.

I wish for more time

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Thu Aug 21, 2014 3:35 pm

Granted: The life of the universe is extended by 0.0000001 seconds.

I wish people didn't get tired.

herobrineharry · Post by **herobrineharry** » Thu Aug 21, 2014 3:39 pm

Granted, entropy slows down.

I wish for HP:TS to be canon.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Thu Aug 21, 2014 3:43 pm

Granted: HP:TS is made canon, but HOUSEPETS! THE SERIES is not.

I wish that all endangered species were protected from going extinct.

herobrineharry · Post by **herobrineharry** » Fri Aug 22, 2014 7:37 pm

nuts.
Granted, they overpopulate the world.

I wish for more video games.

Post by **Render** » Sun Aug 24, 2014 12:15 pm

Granted, you get two copies of Pong.

I whish for more people participating in "What's Today?".

Jacey · Post by **Jacey** » Sun Aug 24, 2014 2:01 pm

Granted, but they keep guessing its your birthday

I wish for another bookshelf for books.

herobrineharry · Post by **herobrineharry** » Mon Aug 25, 2014 9:34 pm

Granted, it is one planck length wide.

I wish for explanations.

MrNeonShot · Post by **MrNeonShot** » Mon Aug 25, 2014 10:23 pm

granted, but their very long, confusing, and complicating.

I wish for MOSQUITO'S!

Post by **Render** » Tue Aug 26, 2014 5:45 am

Granted. There are about 2000 in your sandwich.

I wish for a tasty serving of fish'n'chips.

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Tue Aug 26, 2014 7:35 am

Granted. You get pufferfish with some computer chips, covered with an exquisite sauce.

I wish for the next wish to be corrupted by the next wisher.

VEB152 · Post by **VEB152** » Tue Aug 26, 2014 8:49 am

Granted, but then I decide to not wish a wish and therefore is NOT a next wisher.

I DON'T wish for a new headset.

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Tue Aug 26, 2014 3:22 pm

all your r computers files are corrupted

Douglas Collier wrote:(You mean like Jasper? https://www.housepetscomic.com/2013/03/ ... l-be-cats/ ... I could live with that. )

YAYYYYY JASPER!!! (he was my original avvie)

I wish for BENDER!!!!!

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Tue Aug 26, 2014 6:05 pm

Granted - and you have a severe hangover afterwards. (Didn't anyone tell you that it's not a good idea to drink orange soda like that?)

I wish that Jinx would appear in the comic again.

herobrineharry · Post by **herobrineharry** » Tue Aug 26, 2014 9:48 pm

Granted, he is immediately killed off.

I wish for memory.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Tue Aug 26, 2014 9:55 pm

Granted, but it's only 1 megabyte of RAM.

I wish that Rick Griffin would take the Ice Bucket Challenge.

SuperStar · Post by **SuperStar** » Wed Aug 27, 2014 7:11 am

Granted, but he gets sick once again, this time due to something to do with the ice water, and Housepets! goes on hiatus for nearly an entire year. (Hahaha, haha, hehehe..haha.....people are gonna kill me)

I wish we would get loads and loads of Peanut and Grape arcs after Heaven's Not Enough is done.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Wed Aug 27, 2014 10:53 am

Granted, but whenever you try to pull them up, it loads and loads but never pulls them up.

I wish all people would stop being selfish.

herobrineharry · Post by **herobrineharry** » Wed Aug 27, 2014 8:11 pm

Granted, no one eats, they just give it to others.

I wish for an uncorrupted wish.