Corrupt a Wish

MrNeonShot · Post by **MrNeonShot** » Mon Aug 11, 2014 10:41 am

Drake wrote:Granted. but in one month it grows to be as big as you.

BEST WISH EVER!
*is glomped by my massive puppy*

GeckoZY wrote:You can't un-hear them and hear their (every creatures') random ramblings daily.

I wish everything is a bit cooler.

Everything becomes ice, and the song "Let it go" is on constant replay.

I wish I had an oculus rift.

herobrineharry · Post by **herobrineharry** » Mon Aug 11, 2014 11:05 am

THANK GOD THIS IS BACK
Granted, it is a rift to Ryleh, and Cthulhu flays your mind.

I wish for a pug to appear in Housepets.

Jacey · Post by **Jacey** » Mon Aug 11, 2014 11:15 am

Granted, but the pug becomes a one shot character. Kind of like those guys in star trek with the red shirts.

I wish for a new car.

Deske · Post by **Deske** » Mon Aug 11, 2014 1:28 pm

Granted, you get a mangled old mess of parts.
Well...It was new to you

I wish for a cloudy day

hypernovatic · Post by **hypernovatic** » Mon Aug 11, 2014 1:38 pm

Granted, but acid rain starts pouring down.

I wish for a cat.

MrNeonShot · Post by **MrNeonShot** » Mon Aug 11, 2014 3:20 pm

Granted, but its not the furry friend your looking for. Its a construction equipment, and you currently don't have a use for a bulldozer.

I wish for a broken dome

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Tue Aug 12, 2014 3:37 pm

You get one, and get trapped under the rubble when it falls

I wish Robin Williams was still alive

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Tue Aug 12, 2014 3:39 pm

Granted, but he's a zombie now.

I wish I could meet Peanut.

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Tue Aug 12, 2014 3:46 pm

Saturn381 wrote:Granted, but he's a zombie now.

undead Robin telling zombie jokes? OKAY!! that's AWESOME XDDD *sits down to watch him rant*

Granted, but the peanut is then made into peanutbutter and eaten by Joel (not King, Joel)

I wish my mom wouldn't watch HGTV and those english/british shows so dan much

Jacey · Post by **Jacey** » Tue Aug 12, 2014 4:13 pm

Granted. But now the only channels that work are the weather channel and TLC.

I wish to be able to pass any test.

Deske · Post by **Deske** » Tue Aug 12, 2014 4:18 pm

You pass with the lowest possible grade, it helps you not at all.

I wish I could could play the saxophone

herobrineharry · Post by **herobrineharry** » Tue Aug 12, 2014 9:05 pm

Granted, your music is so terrible New Orleans becomes sentient and kills you.

I wish for SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE

MrNeonShot · Post by **MrNeonShot** » Tue Aug 12, 2014 9:20 pm

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Is this enough space?

I wish for a betty boop movie!

Jacey · Post by **Jacey** » Tue Aug 12, 2014 9:21 pm

Granted. But its not very good. In fact its the first movie no one will even give a star to.

I wish the neighbors upstairs could control their kids.

MrNeonShot · Post by **MrNeonShot** » Tue Aug 12, 2014 9:25 pm

Granted, but they use the children to rob your house under the guise of being girl scouts.

I wish I was a woman!

Jacey · Post by **Jacey** » Tue Aug 12, 2014 11:21 pm

Granted, but your hair will always be a mess.

I wish for a new computer desk

MrNeonShot · Post by **MrNeonShot** » Wed Aug 13, 2014 12:42 am

Granted. You get a desk made out of broken laptops.

I wish to be a lamp!

Deske · Post by **Deske** » Wed Aug 13, 2014 2:09 am

You're not the brightest lamp...

I wish I could do the thing where you could enter video games

Jacey · Post by **Jacey** » Wed Aug 13, 2014 6:52 am

Granted. But the villain is a terrible CGI version of your self. (all plastic and soulless).

I wish to be a dragon

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Wed Aug 13, 2014 9:04 am

Granted. You are now a Komodo Dragon.

I wish I have a source of infinite information.

MrNeonShot · Post by **MrNeonShot** » Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:51 am

Granted, but the information floods your brain, filling and filling until you turn into a grunt birthday party.

I wish for a pumpkin

Deske · Post by **Deske** » Wed Aug 13, 2014 12:23 pm

Granted but the Great Pumpkin never comes around.

I wish for more rain

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Wed Aug 13, 2014 4:21 pm

Granted, but it rains so much that you end up drowning.

I wish I still had a swimming pool

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Wed Aug 13, 2014 11:34 pm

granted, but the Miltons then buy it off of you and fill it with jello

I wish for all my debts and such to be paid off so i could pay for commisionz

MrNeonShot wrote:Granted. You get a desk made out of broken laptops.

That gave me an awesome idea... I think i'll go see if there are any computer junkyards near me

Jacey · Post by **Jacey** » Wed Aug 13, 2014 11:40 pm

Granted. But you can only afford to commission artists you don't like.

I wish for a soda

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Wed Aug 13, 2014 11:42 pm

Drake wrote:Granted. But you can only afford to commission artists you don't like.

... ohboy...

granted, but it is a soda made entirely of sugar, caffine, and diabeetus

I wish to watch the results as you drink this

Jacey · Post by **Jacey** » Wed Aug 13, 2014 11:51 pm

Isn't that what most soda is?
Granted. but you have to watch through a really poor quality, grainy camera.

I wish for a kitty

Post by **Render** » Thu Aug 14, 2014 7:30 am

Granted, but it's full of fleas that get into your fur and bite you.

I wish for more coffee.

Jacey · Post by **Jacey** » Thu Aug 14, 2014 11:06 am

Granted, but its coffee flavored tea

I wish I didn't buy coffee flavored tea

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Thu Aug 14, 2014 12:26 pm

Granted, Its tea flavored coffee instead.
I wish I had something productive to do.

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Thu Aug 14, 2014 4:26 pm

Granted, you now are forced to copy the worlds larges and most comprehensive dictionary... by hand... twice...

I wish to for stuffs

Jacey · Post by **Jacey** » Sat Aug 16, 2014 3:30 am

Granted. you get 5 tons of stuffing.

I wish for more water

Post by **Render** » Sat Aug 16, 2014 7:31 am

Granted. It's raining cats and dogs and your roof is leaking.

I wish for free refills always and everywhere.

herobrineharry · Post by **herobrineharry** » Sat Aug 16, 2014 5:00 pm

Granted, an endless supply of Fluoroantimonic acid flows from your cup.

I wish for more video games.

Jacey · Post by **Jacey** » Sat Aug 16, 2014 7:11 pm

Granted, but its only call of duty and battlefield clones.

I wish for a bike that won't get flats

Post by **Render** » Sat Aug 16, 2014 7:34 pm

Granted, you get some of the Atari 2600 cartridges E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial that have been found in a New Mexico desert after they have been dumped there by Atari more than 30 years ago.

I wish for normal ice cubes, made of normal water, in normal sizes and I also don't want so many that I am buried under them, or the rooms are full of them, or the house is covered, etc...

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Sat Aug 16, 2014 8:36 pm

You get self-multiplying and exploding ice cubes that, well, self multiply and explode randomly! Have fun with that!

I wish for a not-so-hypocritical father

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Mon Aug 18, 2014 10:27 am

Granted: Your father is no longer hypocritical, but you now are and he calls you out on it all the time.

I wish for good, wholesome peace and happiness everywhere and for everyone.

herobrineharry · Post by **herobrineharry** » Mon Aug 18, 2014 9:41 pm

Granted, humanity breeds so much that we all die of famine, global warming, plague, and aliens.

I wish for humans to behave more rationally.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Mon Aug 18, 2014 9:52 pm

Granted: Animals become less rational and kill everyone.
Alternatively: Rick decides to make Housepets! pay-to-read so he can make more money. Which is worse? You decide.

I wish that Pete would lose the game and King would take his place as a demigod.