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Post Petition to ban lightning from the United States
https://www.change.org/petitions/anti-l ... om-the-u-s

We must put a stop to its reign of terror.

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But I like lightning! :(

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Man, I'm not sure if I should laugh or feel sorry for the person who wrote that... ._.
I'm a monster

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It's it wrong to find this well enough written that it makes a bit of sense?

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uhhhhh, wut?

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Although I think a simple solution is to wear rubber...uh...w-why are you looking at me like that?
...Sometimes, it's hard being a pooltoy made of a mix of rubber and plastic

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Post Re: Petition to ban lightning from the United States
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It's it wrong to find this well enough written that it makes a bit of sense?

No, I felt the same. But I still want lightning.

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Post Re: Petition to ban lightning from the United States
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Deske Wrote:
It's it wrong to find this well enough written that it makes a bit of sense?

No, I felt the same. But I still want lightning.


I'm sure mother nature will ignore the "Petition" and do it anyway.

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Post Re: Petition to ban lightning from the United States
This was... *glasses* Shocking to hear.
*bricked by lightning* :lol:
Sounds sorta crazy, but I guess it makes sense. However, one does not simply remove lightning with a peace of paper. :lol:

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I don't think you can just ask something as powerful as lightning to just stop

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I don't think you can just ask something as powerful as lightning to just stop


Ask it nicely.

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I don't know, I always get so BUZZED whenever there's a lot of lightning. 8-) :lol:

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I don't know, I always get so BUZZED whenever there's a lot of lightning. 8-) :lol:

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But that would mean banning brother Lightning from the forums.

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But that would mean banning brother Lightning from the forums.

And Thor wont be able to be with the avengers anymore either.

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But that would mean banning brother Lightning from the forums.
That's a sacrifice I'm willing to make for the greater good.

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That's a sacrifice I'm willing to make for the greater good.


Don't worry. We'll migrate him to Canada.

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Does this mean I have to get rid of my pet lightning? *Cuddles with my lightning and cries a little*

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Yes it means you have to get rid of your pet lightning.

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Shouldn't that be Rain of terror? :P

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It'slikely lighting will indeed ignore the petition.
I can only imagine what manner of retaliation the United States goverment will employ.

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Post Re: Petition to ban lightning from the United States
This is just my opinion, but I think in an ironic situation, lightning will strike whoever was in possession of the petition at that point.

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So instead of lightning we'd just get the heavy rain and rumbling sounds?

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How about instead of banning it, we just prohibit it from striking people, the ground and everything on it, and aircraft.

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We can make a deal where it's allowed to strike Detroit.

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I can only imagine what manner of retaliation the United States goverment will employ.

A strongly-worded letter to Zeus, god of storm and lightning.

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And then Zeus will smite us all with his great anger!

Excuse me while I go by a blue raincoat.

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This is why we can't have nice things.

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Post Re: Petition to ban lightning from the United States
What about sprites, blue jets, and ELVES? Those are cool forms of lightning that don't hurt anyone... not gliding 50+ km above the storm.


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Isn't thor best pals with captain america, or something?

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Yes and the Avengers will destroy America if we try to ban lightning.

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This is so insanely silly.


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I see you're working on your Necromancy, Foxstar. :P

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