2014/04/07 - P's And Carrots

Post by **Dissension** » Sun Apr 06, 2014 11:03 pm

[ P's And Carrots ]

Title Text: ''Puh'' ''Andemonium''

[ Warning: Graphic Violence ]

Post by **D-Rock** » Mon Apr 07, 2014 12:11 am

It finally happened. Tiger found something with worse mental problems than him.

We should all be afraid.

SuperStar · Post by **SuperStar** » Mon Apr 07, 2014 12:12 am

Hah! That Penguin is a psycho! Get it! Cause, *laughs* you know, it begins with "p". Lulz

*sighs* this arc won't end well....

copper · Post by **copper** » Mon Apr 07, 2014 12:13 am

Wow, way to go on the Dr. Horrible joke!

That penguin. He and Tiger should be friends! Bring Karishad and Delusional Steve in and form a boy band!

Why are the clouds always swirling in take over fantasies?

Post by **ArcWolf** » Mon Apr 07, 2014 12:14 am

It was either the megalomanical penguin or the sentient pituitary gland.

Decisions.

GameCobra · Post by **GameCobra** » Mon Apr 07, 2014 12:15 am

*plays the Jaws Theme*

Tiger is going to have to quickly become his friend now. A friend with a trap waiting behind the door off-stage. X3

Iceheart · Post by **Iceheart** » Mon Apr 07, 2014 12:18 am

Penny will see the evil me, not a joke, not a dork, not a failure. she may cry but her tears will dry when I hand her the key to a shiny new Australia.

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Mon Apr 07, 2014 12:20 am

I like this Penguin.

a lot.

I love Tiger's reaction: "MOVE AWAY QUICKLY!!!!"

I wonder if they can split evil Plans over a Pizza?

copper wrote:Wow, way to go on the Dr. Horrible joke!

That penguin. He and Tiger should be friends! Bring Karishad and Delusional Steve in and form a boy band!

Why are the clouds always swirling in take over fantasies?

Cause they are always planned in precarious weather..

Post by **Sleet** » Mon Apr 07, 2014 12:26 am

Panic, pandemic, Parcheesi...

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Mon Apr 07, 2014 12:28 am

A Positive Passepied of thought
Punts the Passive Tiger as he Ponders
the Puzzling Possibilities of the Penguin.
He Perceives the threat Protruding
from the mind of the Pursuivant host
and Puzzles over the threat within.
He Ponders his Proposed question
and Pedals back over to the left
less his Parviscient Patter has sought
to Power his non Pacificate Partner.
Put out by his Positive charged Pal
Tiger's Pretensions Plummet from fun
He wanted Permission for the letter 'T'
Or, at least, for P to mean Pabulum.

((http://www.thefreedictionary.com/pabulum))

Gren · Post by **Gren** » Mon Apr 07, 2014 12:31 am

Yeah, I'm sure Chauncey was actually thinking on this:

You just has to replace them with Housepets characters.
That's the real pandemonium!

CHAOKOCartoons · Post by **CHAOKOCartoons** » Mon Apr 07, 2014 12:40 am

*INCH* *INCH* *FOOT* *YARD* *MILE!*

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Mon Apr 07, 2014 12:50 am

There's something I noticed... w-why did the penguins eyes change?

Gren wrote:Yeah, I'm sure Chauncey was actually thinking on this:

You just has to replace them with Housepets characters.
That's the real pandemonium!

Huh????

CHAOKOCartoons wrote:*INCH* *INCH* *FOOT* *YARD* *MILE!*

WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?
I'm confused not

Awesome poem Welshie!, now if you'll excuse me I'm Pooped, *hits the sack*

legionbunny · Post by **legionbunny** » Mon Apr 07, 2014 12:57 am

Welsh Halfwit wrote:A Positive Passepied of thought
Punts the Passive Tiger as he Ponders
the Puzzling Possibilities of the Penguin.
He Perceives the threat Protruding
from the mind of the Pursuivant host
and Puzzles over the threat within.
He Pperfumey poultine his Proposed question
and Pedals back over to the left
less his Parviscient Patter has sought
to Power his non Pacificate Partner.
Put out by his Positive charged Pal
Tiger's Pretensions Plummet from fun
He wanted Permission for the letter 'T'
Or, at least, for P to mean Pabulum.

((http://www.thefreedictionary.com/pabulum))

You are amazing...I have one of the biggest vocabularies I know out of friends and family and I don't know some of these words.

But I feel sorry for the penguin, he is small...he dreams of being big, how many people made fun of him to drive him to this?

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Mon Apr 07, 2014 1:16 am

legionbunny wrote:
Welsh Halfwit wrote:A Positive Passepied of thought
Punts the Passive Tiger as he Ponders
the Puzzling Possibilities of the Penguin.
He Perceives the threat Protruding
from the mind of the Pursuivant host
and Puzzles over the threat within.
He Pperfumey poultine his Proposed question
and Pedals back over to the left
less his Parviscient Patter has sought
to Power his non Pacificate Partner.
Put out by his Positive charged Pal
Tiger's Pretensions Plummet from fun
He wanted Permission for the letter 'T'
Or, at least, for P to mean Pabulum.

((http://www.thefreedictionary.com/pabulum))

You are amazing...I have one of the biggest vocabularies I know out of friends and family and I don't know some of these words.

But I feel sorry for the penguin, he is small...he dreams of being big, how many people made fun of him to drive him to this?

Thanks. I Pilfered my Possession of P words and only had to replace one. After all, 'Pperfumey poultine' makes no sense but, when you take the P out of Passed, you get a banned word...

And the aswer to your question is as many as hehas to revenge himself on.

deepskycyan · Post by **deepskycyan** » Mon Apr 07, 2014 2:32 am

*Wak Wak Wak**Wak Wak Wak**Wak Wak Wak**Wak Wak Wak*

...

*Wak*

RatHead wrote:There's something I noticed... w-why did the penguins eyes change?

He tends to do that when he foretells the destruction of universes.

Pladim · Post by **Pladim** » Mon Apr 07, 2014 2:46 am

I never saw that movie, now that I look it up, Neil Patrick Harris, Joss Weadon? I must watch it now!

IceKitsune · Post by **IceKitsune** » Mon Apr 07, 2014 4:03 am

I'm just as scared as Tiger is here.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Mon Apr 07, 2014 4:26 am

IceKitsune wrote:I'm just as scared as Tiger is here.

You're Panicing?

Iwuh · Post by **Iwuh** » Mon Apr 07, 2014 5:51 am

I'll help *grabs conveniently placed flamethrower*

Gamewolf67 · Post by **Gamewolf67** » Mon Apr 07, 2014 5:54 am

Little do any of you know, I have a had sneak peek at the new Godzilla movie, and Chauncey is in it. Don't tell anyone else!

RatHead wrote:There's something I noticed... w-why did the penguins eyes change?

I dunno. Transformations, I guess?

TheOne · Post by **TheOne** » Mon Apr 07, 2014 5:57 am

What makes this funnier to me is that when my phone brings up the page it's zoomed out. Just looking at the colors I mistook the penguin for Pete.

Maybe it's Pete's pet Penguin...perfectly pampered pet?

Acritic2 · Post by **Acritic2** » Mon Apr 07, 2014 5:59 am

What the $&@# Chuancy!

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Mon Apr 07, 2014 6:25 am

Those eyes Chauncey makes in panels two and three are so creepy.

KingForevermore · Post by **KingForevermore** » Mon Apr 07, 2014 6:28 am

Next time on the funtime learnig show! Chauncy plays with the letters F.U.N.
F. is for fire that burns down the whole town
U. is fow uranium bombs
N. is for no survivors WHEN CHAUNCY KILLS THEM ALL!

Now that i think about it, i wonder what it would be like if Chauncy and Bino became best friends.
(Ant the new world order begins!)

Crux · Post by **Crux** » Mon Apr 07, 2014 7:02 am

this has been bothering me for the last few strips... Tiger looks exceptionally thinner than usual. Has he been dieting for the show?

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Mon Apr 07, 2014 8:25 am

Usurpation in 3.. 2... 1...

The penguin's thought was so real, it got projected to Tiger's brain.

I think that's scarier.

Argent · Post by **Argent** » Mon Apr 07, 2014 9:06 am

There is no Penguin, only Pzuul.

Huskyfox · Post by **Huskyfox** » Mon Apr 07, 2014 9:18 am

Never ever EVER trust technology, or cute fluffy stuffed mechanical penguins!

Dr. Louis Judd · Post by **Dr. Louis Judd** » Mon Apr 07, 2014 9:50 am

It can think! There's a thin line between an adorable toy penguin and Colossus: the Forbin Project and this bird is dancing on it!

Perfesser_Bear · Post by **Perfesser_Bear** » Mon Apr 07, 2014 11:34 am

deepskycyan wrote:*Wak Wak Wak**Wak Wak Wak**Wak Wak Wak**Wak Wak Wak*

...

*Wak*

Chauncey works with Tiger, here, but he's actually employed by Oswald Chesterfield Cobblepot. He dreams of more, however.

Oops -- I think I just gave away the plot of Batman 4: The Dark Knight Returns...

JtGoP · Post by **JtGoP** » Mon Apr 07, 2014 2:02 pm

I noticed this the night before, in the last two comics, Chauncey has had his own tag, this suggests to me that he will become a character in Housepets, and if you look, in this one, he has also had his own thoughts, which is very weird for a robot
Now that that's out of the way, let's speculate wildly XP
Chauncey's name, from little research, seems to have to do with chance, and since Chauncey is a robot, this name easily could have been given with some purpose in mind, and the Miltons are the ones that are putting on the show, so my guess is that a Milton made, designed, and/or commissioned Chauncey, my guess is Keene, because he is the one working most avidly for pet rights, and the one who got the mana point, which I'm guessing is a key component in Chauncey's design. I'm guessing Keene's gamble involves granting rights to sentient robots, possibly through the Turing test, in a hope to perhaps allow pets to protest that they should be allowed to apply for personhood in a similar manner? I don't know, just shooting in the dark I guess.
Also hi all, I'm Jack

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Mon Apr 07, 2014 2:14 pm

JtGoP wrote:Also hi all, I'm Jack

Welcome to the forums Jack!

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Mon Apr 07, 2014 2:47 pm

JtGoP wrote:Also hi all, I'm Jack

Remind me never to call you from a plane.

Hi, Jack!

Cesco · Post by **Cesco** » Mon Apr 07, 2014 3:51 pm

Uh-oh, this robotic penguin has twisted world domination intentions (another reason to become a favorite character, for some). The character tag could mean that we'll know more about it... I agree with Tiger's scaring, but consider to destroy it with any heavy object until you're in time!

The cliché is right sometimes, which says that machines are evil.

Crux wrote:Tiger looks exceptionally thinner than usual. Has he been dieting for the show?

He has always got that look, except for the fat belly. He's always cute, anyway.

Remember about his exceptional metabolism worth to be studied.

JtGoP wrote:Also hi all, I'm Jack

Hello and welcome here.

Geemili · Post by **Geemili** » Mon Apr 07, 2014 4:15 pm

JtGoP wrote:I noticed this the night before, in the last two comics, Chauncey has had his own tag, this suggests to me that he will become a character in Housepets, and if you look, in this one, he has also had his own thoughts, which is very weird for a robot
Now that that's out of the way, let's speculate wildly XP
Chauncey's name, from little research, seems to have to do with chance, and since Chauncey is a robot, this name easily could have been given with some purpose in mind, and the Miltons are the ones that are putting on the show, so my guess is that a Milton made, designed, and/or commissioned Chauncey, my guess is Keene, because he is the one working most avidly for pet rights, and the one who got the mana point, which I'm guessing is a key component in Chauncey's design. I'm guessing Keene's gamble involves granting rights to sentient robots, possibly through the Turing test, in a hope to perhaps allow pets to protest that they should be allowed to apply for personhood in a similar manner? I don't know, just shooting in the dark I guess.
Also hi all, I'm Jack

Well, with minimal research, I found out that, according to urban dictionary, Chauncey is someone who is better than average, praised for that fact, and then envied. This goes along perfectly with what has happened in the comic, so I think that the name isn't telling us much more than that.

Sansash · Post by **Sansash** » Mon Apr 07, 2014 8:29 pm

diss wrote:[ Warning: Graphic Violence ]

Diss... What.. Did... I... Just... Watch?!?

Sinder · Post by **Sinder** » Mon Apr 07, 2014 8:39 pm

once again, Housepets has taken a dark turn

Mickey the Luxray · Post by **Mickey the Luxray** » Tue Apr 08, 2014 12:45 am

Sansash wrote:
diss wrote:[ Warning: Graphic Violence ]
Diss... What.. Did... I... Just... Watch?!?

The thing TF2 fans had been waiting a long time for.
Although I wouldn't say that Pyro is as easy to misjudge as Chauncey.

The Vicar · Post by **The Vicar** » Tue Apr 08, 2014 2:07 am

Egad, a psychotic robot ptarmigan dreaming psychedelic dreams of destruction actuated by pneumatic giant robots! Quickly, take him to be certified by a psychiatrist!