2014/03/24 - The Morning Exposition Hour

Post by **rickgriffin** » Mon Mar 24, 2014 12:05 am

[ The Morning Exposition Hour ]

Title Text: Rock! Not on the radio!

GameCobra · Post by **GameCobra** » Mon Mar 24, 2014 12:09 am

*slips a vote in the ballot for a mysterious Rick Griffin*

copper · Post by **copper** » Mon Mar 24, 2014 12:09 am

So how does Zach getting picked for the show translate to Tiger getting a show? Is the whole family going on as reality tv stars?

Well, the woodland critters will be bursting down doors to see that show!

So that is 4 of the ferrets... what about the rest?

GameCobra · Post by **GameCobra** » Mon Mar 24, 2014 12:12 am

copper wrote:So how does Zach getting picked for the show translate to Tiger getting a show? Is the whole family going on as reality tv stars?

Going to likely be one of those scenarios of either (possibly deliberate) mistaken identity or Tiger just hogs the screen somehow.

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Mon Mar 24, 2014 12:14 am

This reminds me of Weenie and the Butt from Family guy SO much right now...

But I'm glad that they're having fun!, and I don't get the alt text... what is he? not supposed to be doing on the radio...

Hedronal · Post by **Hedronal** » Mon Mar 24, 2014 12:17 am

copper wrote:So how does Zach getting picked for the show translate to Tiger getting a show? Is the whole family going on as reality tv stars?

My first guess was that Tiger put an educational show about the opener of ways in for a fun idea.

copper wrote:So that is 4 of the ferrets... what about the rest?

Keene is probably still hiding from mountain lions, and Duke hasn't been seen much yet in anything.

CheckMate · Post by **CheckMate** » Mon Mar 24, 2014 12:19 am

This will be interesting to say the least. i fell bad for Zach but i bet Tiger is going to have a lot of fun with this one.

Post by **D-Rock** » Mon Mar 24, 2014 12:21 am

The ferrets have a radio show. I repeat, the ferrets have a radio show. And just how did that ballot get in there?

WhoElseButQuagmire · Post by **WhoElseButQuagmire** » Mon Mar 24, 2014 12:23 am

The arc title makes me think of the spin-off pilot parody the Bros Chaps made for The King of Town. But if Tiger is the HP! Equivalent to the KOT, does that make Marvin the Poopsmith?

PIERULEZ · Post by **PIERULEZ** » Mon Mar 24, 2014 12:25 am

This seems interesting

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Mon Mar 24, 2014 12:32 am

And now shall be declared,
on the all ferret station,
a new celebrity pet is aired
and given to great ovation.
Rock makes the statement,
to various stage effects,
and is given to excitement,
by who the public elects.
The poor, frustrated, winner,
now learns of his new show
and thus the new beginner
wails 'who let THEM have a go?'

Also, yay, Lana! I like her.

Post by **Obbl** » Mon Mar 24, 2014 12:35 am

RatHead wrote:I don't get the alt text... what is he? not supposed to be doing on the radio...

*whispers* He's not supposed to say... <.< ... >.> ... dook

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Mon Mar 24, 2014 12:43 am

Oh, thanks....... What's dook mean?

Pecan · Post by **Pecan** » Mon Mar 24, 2014 12:47 am

Obbl wrote:
RatHead wrote:I don't get the alt text... what is he? not supposed to be doing on the radio...
*whispers* He's not supposed to say... <.< ... >.> ... dook

I figured Dook was more of a censor effect, since we're hearing/reading this on air, and bolding it was to emphasize that.
(Darn it, computer, bolding is a word! Stop lying to me!)

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Mon Mar 24, 2014 12:50 am

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh... Well that makes more sense.. Thank you muchly!... Pecans sound delicious right now...

Silly Zealot · Post by **Silly Zealot** » Mon Mar 24, 2014 12:57 am

What cheya cheya kind of a made up insult did Rock just say?!

Xane wrote:"an all new episode of Teen Wolf! Join Poncho as he visits the zoo and wacky hijinks commence!"

Now that's a Teen Wolf worth seeing and of title not so misleading! Say goodbye to Marty McFly shape-shifting into an orangutan and playing basketball, everybody!

copper wrote:Well, the woodland critters will be bursting down doors to see that show!

Wouldn't that turn all of them into the openers of ways?

GameCobra wrote:*slips a vote in the ballot for a mysterious Rick Griffin*

*Slips a quatrillion.*

Stuff. · Post by **Stuff.** » Mon Mar 24, 2014 1:01 am

*pops in*

Those ferrets sure do instill a lot of value in bombast.

From the sounds of things, this is going to be an arc mostly focused on Tiger. This has needed to happen for some time.

I am really, really looking forward to seeing how this goes.

IceKitsune · Post by **IceKitsune** » Mon Mar 24, 2014 1:01 am

Oh this shall be fun for everyone not named Zach, though luckily from the title it looks like Tiger steals the show.

aBritishfox · Post by **aBritishfox** » Mon Mar 24, 2014 4:05 am

I can see this won't end well.

WhoElseButQuagmire · Post by **WhoElseButQuagmire** » Mon Mar 24, 2014 5:10 am

aBritishfox wrote:I can see this won't end well.

Made even funnier with your icon.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Mon Mar 24, 2014 5:34 am

Will they read his diary on live radio?

aBritishfox · Post by **aBritishfox** » Mon Mar 24, 2014 5:42 am

Kyuubi Kitsune wrote:Will they read his diary on live radio?

"This is the third diary I had to buy because of those woodland creatures keep stealing them and think it's an active bible!"

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Mon Mar 24, 2014 5:44 am

"The chronicles of the Opener"
Please turn to passage four, page fifty-two.

Gamewolf67 · Post by **Gamewolf67** » Mon Mar 24, 2014 5:45 am

rickgriffin wrote:[ The Morning Exposition Hour ]

Title Text: Rock! Not on the radio!

Was Diss really a radio host?

Acritic2 · Post by **Acritic2** » Mon Mar 24, 2014 5:54 am

GameCobra wrote:*slips a vote in the ballot for a mysterious Rick Griffin*

OOOH!
I know who that is that's-
*Tranquilized*

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Mon Mar 24, 2014 6:15 am

It's great to see the other ferrets again.

WhoElseButQuagmire · Post by **WhoElseButQuagmire** » Mon Mar 24, 2014 6:41 am

rickgriffin wrote:[ The Morning Exposition Hour ]

Title Text: Rock! Not on the radio!

Rock! That's not how we roll!

Post by **Render** » Mon Mar 24, 2014 6:43 am

So we'll be having a TV show with Tiger. What will it be? A cooking show? The 100 best recipes for pizza?

Welsh Halfwit wrote:Also, yay, Lana! I like her.

Saturn381 wrote:It's great to see the other ferrets again.

Exactly. We see the other ferrets so seldom...

Argent · Post by **Argent** » Mon Mar 24, 2014 7:00 am

So, Zach will refuse to be on the air, because he is so not into this "Opener of the Ways" bit. Either he'll get Tiger to pretend he's the Opener, or Tiger will steal the show some other way. Or maybe try and drag Zach on the air.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Mon Mar 24, 2014 7:07 am

Argent wrote:
RatHead wrote:But I'm glad that they're having fun!, and I don't get the alt text... what is he? not supposed to be doing on the radio...
What the dook perhaps?

<Shocked gasp!> You can't say THAT on a talkboard! You do have to be careful with how you say things on the radio though. EG. In this clip, Grand-dad Rabbit says 'Rocking Gazelles' about 1min 50 in. But it doesn't sound like that... ((BARELY safe for work)) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UW52F1oxWCM

legionbunny · Post by **legionbunny** » Mon Mar 24, 2014 8:14 am

Does this mean my favorite character is getting more screen time?
Either way this is going to be good...

they'll probably have to ferret him out of his house though...

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Mon Mar 24, 2014 8:25 am

legionbunny wrote:they'll probably have to ferret him out of his house though...

*bricks Legionbunny*

Argent · Post by **Argent** » Mon Mar 24, 2014 9:01 am

Welsh Halfwit wrote:
Argent wrote:
RatHead wrote:But I'm glad that they're having fun!, and I don't get the alt text... what is he? not supposed to be doing on the radio...
What the dook perhaps?
<Shocked gasp!> You can't say THAT on a talkboard!

Species exception.

Post by **Obbl** » Mon Mar 24, 2014 9:54 am

RatHead wrote:What's dook mean?

My good Sir,
Have you never heard a ferret dook?
You must immediately remedy this terrible void in your life.
Behold! Ferrets playing and dooking!
You are welcome.

SuperStar · Post by **SuperStar** » Mon Mar 24, 2014 10:45 am

My gosh! Just when I was thinking, "We don't see Tiger in enough Arcs."! Yeah!

Also, I can't believe Griffin slipped in something like that? I mean, sure it's like the first one in gajillion strips, but that makes it kind of worse.... :C

Mickey the Luxray · Post by **Mickey the Luxray** » Mon Mar 24, 2014 11:12 am

Wait, Diss was a radio host?

deepskycyan · Post by **deepskycyan** » Mon Mar 24, 2014 11:24 am

WOAH-HO! You're listening to the the morning exposition hour on WPIT! Now with x600% more crazy-colorful-corny sound effects!

Huh. So Tiger finally gets his well deserved screen time. Rightfully so, we've never had a Tiger-centric arc!

I'll bet 1/2 of those ballots are also for the opener of ways. Dang it, squirrel-nuns!

Perfesser_Bear · Post by **Perfesser_Bear** » Mon Mar 24, 2014 11:30 am

I'll tell you what -- I'm very glad we have the Cast page so I can recall the Milton Ferrets' individual traits.

Seems to me the last time we saw Tiger Arbelt associated with television, he was falling off the couch in front of it.

Satsura · Post by **Satsura** » Mon Mar 24, 2014 12:59 pm

"Opener of Ways"? Does that mean it will be a religious afternoon block?

Also Pit long time no see. You might even pass as a brand new char now.

Macsen · Post by **Macsen** » Mon Mar 24, 2014 1:34 pm

"Dook" is a very naughty word, apparently. ಠ_ಠ