Attack the above poster

aBritishfox · Post by **aBritishfox** » Tue Mar 18, 2014 6:20 am

I spill listerine over you.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Tue Mar 18, 2014 6:21 am

I spray you with chlorine.

aBritishfox · Post by **aBritishfox** » Tue Mar 18, 2014 6:22 am

I hit you with a toilet seat.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Tue Mar 18, 2014 6:23 am

I shove your head in a public toilet that has not been flushed.

aBritishfox · Post by **aBritishfox** » Tue Mar 18, 2014 6:27 am

I pull you into the toilet and watch you get flushed away.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Tue Mar 18, 2014 6:31 am

I force you to constantly watch that film.

aBritishfox · Post by **aBritishfox** » Tue Mar 18, 2014 6:41 am

I force you to watch the trailers.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Tue Mar 18, 2014 6:42 am

I force you to watch adverts that are irrelevant and really long.

aBritishfox · Post by **aBritishfox** » Tue Mar 18, 2014 6:45 am

I shove a popcorn bag into your mouth

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Tue Mar 18, 2014 6:46 am

I stab you with a specially adapted pool cue.

aBritishfox · Post by **aBritishfox** » Tue Mar 18, 2014 6:48 am

I force 1K of unpoped kernals into your stomach and super heat them.
*Ka-boom*

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Tue Mar 18, 2014 6:49 am

I spit out the popcorn and un-popped corn at you like a Yoshi.

aBritishfox · Post by **aBritishfox** » Tue Mar 18, 2014 6:51 am

I sprinkle salt over you.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Tue Mar 18, 2014 6:54 am

I use the Terra spike skill to jab you with sharp rocks.

aBritishfox · Post by **aBritishfox** » Tue Mar 18, 2014 7:04 am

I use the weather and command a storm over your head.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Tue Mar 18, 2014 7:06 am

Good luck, this is the UK, that's always going on!

I concentrate the sun on you with a giant magnifying glass.

aBritishfox · Post by **aBritishfox** » Tue Mar 18, 2014 7:06 am

I put on sunscreen while putting oil over you.
Burn baby burn

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Tue Mar 18, 2014 7:08 am

I run into your house whilst immolated, looting and burning your possessions. I remain unharmed due to the fact I am a firefox.

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Tue Mar 18, 2014 9:26 am

I install 10000 plugins on you. Then run update. XD

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Tue Mar 18, 2014 11:02 am

I make you pay for the instillation of FireFox.

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Tue Mar 18, 2014 3:35 pm

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Tue Mar 18, 2014 3:50 pm

I vigorously rub your head with sandpaper.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Tue Mar 18, 2014 4:00 pm

I hold your face against a belt sander.

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Tue Mar 18, 2014 4:03 pm

I stick a small rotary sander in your ear and listen to you scream while I grind down your eardrums

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Tue Mar 18, 2014 4:05 pm

Years of music have beaten you to it...

I glue you to a wall and hose you with bright yellow paint.

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Tue Mar 18, 2014 4:10 pm

I grab a jackhammer, shove it into the back of your mouth, and jackhammer you to death

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Tue Mar 18, 2014 4:13 pm

I throw my shoe at you.

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Tue Mar 18, 2014 4:20 pm

I duck, grab a duck, rip it's bill off, and shove it on you; QUACK *honestly wonderful individual*!!!!

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Tue Mar 18, 2014 4:24 pm

I present you with the Ducks bill for treatment. It's quite high.

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Tue Mar 18, 2014 10:26 pm

I wipe my butt with it and make you eat it

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Wed Mar 19, 2014 1:41 am

I use the Final Flash against you.

aBritishfox · Post by **aBritishfox** » Wed Mar 19, 2014 5:09 am

I grab a flashlight and point it at your eye.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Wed Mar 19, 2014 5:15 am

I hold a strobe light to your face.

aBritishfox · Post by **aBritishfox** » Wed Mar 19, 2014 6:15 am

I and attack you with flailing arms.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Wed Mar 19, 2014 6:18 am

I kick you in the groin whilst you flail madly.

aBritishfox · Post by **aBritishfox** » Wed Mar 19, 2014 6:28 am

As I crumple in pain, a police officer comes and arrests you for 'murder'

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Wed Mar 19, 2014 6:28 am

I steal his hat and place it on you.

aBritishfox · Post by **aBritishfox** » Wed Mar 19, 2014 6:29 am

I wack you with his baton...Do our police still use batons?

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Wed Mar 19, 2014 6:31 am

Nope, instead they have these neat stun guns. *Zaps*

aBritishfox · Post by **aBritishfox** » Wed Mar 19, 2014 6:42 am

*FZZZZZZZT*
whoaaghoogaoogwaa
*I grab your fur from being shocked and you get electrocuted as well*