Attack the above poster

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Mon Mar 10, 2014 11:24 am

*uses dark magic to set it all on fire*
Ahhh my own personal hell to rule over... You forget my name is Mephistopheles...

Enjoy living down in the sewers with the rats and mice... *Welds Manhole shut so VEB can never leave sewers*

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Mon Mar 10, 2014 2:05 pm

*uses an oxyacetylene torch to free VEB*
*throws the manhole cover at Rat*

hypernovatic · Post by **hypernovatic** » Wed Mar 12, 2014 12:02 pm

*throws sticky grenade at Hlaoroo* Hit the deck!!

aBritishfox · Post by **aBritishfox** » Thu Mar 13, 2014 3:59 am

I shove a pineapple grenade into your mouth.

Hit the deck below the deck!

hypernovatic · Post by **hypernovatic** » Thu Mar 13, 2014 1:43 pm

I strap myself onto your back.
TOO LATE!!! *boom*

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Thu Mar 13, 2014 1:46 pm

I sink the ship and all of you with it to the bottom of the ocean.

Post by **Render** » Thu Mar 13, 2014 3:10 pm

I shear off your headfur.

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Sat Mar 15, 2014 7:20 am

I shave your tail!

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Sat Mar 15, 2014 11:30 am

what is it with you guys and shaving my each other's fur off?

*ties everyone up with metal wire* *sets everyone's fur on fire and burns it off*

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Sat Mar 15, 2014 12:55 pm

Exchange our places through teleportation.

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Sat Mar 15, 2014 12:59 pm

Hello! doesn't work on me because I"M A FREAKING DEMON!!! *hits him with a meat hammer*

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Sat Mar 15, 2014 1:01 pm

I have a horse kick you.

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Sat Mar 15, 2014 1:06 pm

I give you to the Queen of Blades.

Post by **Render** » Sat Mar 15, 2014 9:10 pm

I engage Chuck Norris to roundhousekick you.

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Sat Mar 15, 2014 10:08 pm

I introduce him to Chuck Finley
Sorry Norris, He's just better then you
Mr Finley turns on you when he finishes MrNorris

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Sun Mar 16, 2014 2:35 am

I revive Bruce Lee with Edo Tensei (Impure world resurrection) so not only is he back, he is also invincible!
I force him to attack you.

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Sun Mar 16, 2014 10:45 am

I drop a giant rock on top of you both, crushing you

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Mon Mar 17, 2014 9:14 am

Pushes you into a pool of boiling holy water.

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Mon Mar 17, 2014 9:16 am

I rip your tail off.

Post by **Render** » Mon Mar 17, 2014 10:43 am

I whip you with said tail.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Mon Mar 17, 2014 10:52 am

I put you in a nutshell and then smash it with the megaton hammer.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Mon Mar 17, 2014 12:51 pm

Fires cruise missiles at you.

hypernovatic · Post by **hypernovatic** » Mon Mar 17, 2014 2:34 pm

Hits you in the face with a pineapple.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Mon Mar 17, 2014 2:43 pm

I hit you with a GameCube.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Mon Mar 17, 2014 2:49 pm

I hit you with the Cosmic cube

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Mon Mar 17, 2014 2:49 pm

I throw a pie at you

Spawtzi · Post by **Spawtzi** » Mon Mar 17, 2014 4:50 pm

I bite your arm and don't let go!

Post by **Render** » Mon Mar 17, 2014 5:33 pm

I beat you on the head with a maths book.

aBritishfox · Post by **aBritishfox** » Tue Mar 18, 2014 5:56 am

I wack you several times on the head with a meter ruler.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Tue Mar 18, 2014 5:57 am

I hit you with a electrical plug.

aBritishfox · Post by **aBritishfox** » Tue Mar 18, 2014 5:59 am

I zap you with a tazer.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Tue Mar 18, 2014 6:01 am

I throw you into the Tower of London.

aBritishfox · Post by **aBritishfox** » Tue Mar 18, 2014 6:03 am

I replace your head with a pumpkin with a badly drawn moustache on it.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Tue Mar 18, 2014 6:05 am

Still better than my tache!

I kick you into the Chemical Plant zone's fluid.

aBritishfox · Post by **aBritishfox** » Tue Mar 18, 2014 6:06 am

I set Rathead onto you.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Tue Mar 18, 2014 6:10 am

I drop the resulting massacre onto you.

aBritishfox · Post by **aBritishfox** » Tue Mar 18, 2014 6:11 am

I shove you into a jelly tank and watch you get turned into grape flavored jelly.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Tue Mar 18, 2014 6:12 am

I give you indigestion.

aBritishfox · Post by **aBritishfox** » Tue Mar 18, 2014 6:14 am

I burp in your face, mmmm smell the grape jelly.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Tue Mar 18, 2014 6:17 am

I cough in your mouth as you do that. Taste the germs!