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I make you literally eat those words.
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hypernovatic wrote:I make you literally eat those words.
Kyuubi Kitsune wrote:I hug you whilst on fire.
I hugged people while on fire before it was cool. :lol:
So it was cold fire? :lol:
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I set you alight with a sub-zero flame.

(You just need to set liquid hydrogen on fire, yay for science)
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I charge a Super Star Burst and obliterate every last one of your molecules.
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I create a nuclear weapon out of a potato and throw it at you.
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I somehow survived the attack, but have lost all memories, save for you attacking me, and some mysterious girl. I swear vengeance on you as I believe you killed the girl(whoever she is), and start hunting you down. I eventually find you, and throw a star spear at you.
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I throw a comic at you.
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I remove you from the cast list.
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I throw you down from a large bridge.
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I pull those ropes up higher and hang you from them
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I tear your wings to tatters.
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They grow back again, I use them to take you high into the sky, and throw you into the engine of a passing passenger jet Then fly behind it for the free meal of chopped roasted Render :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: Did I mention my other name, Mephistopheles?
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Nooooooo, you've ruined the turbine! :evil: Off you go, report to ICAO!
...Wait, wings? You fly? I want to ride! Please! Please! Please! Please! *goes on like that in an anoying high-pitched voice for several hours*
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I spray you with a bottle of water.
Shoo! Bad Aircraft! Bad!
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I pull your eye lid down farther than it should go.
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I throw my video camera at you and post the video onto youtube :)
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i scream in your ear.
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FUS RO DAH!
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That_Red_Folf wrote:FUS RO DAH!
:? What kind of language is that :?:

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I slice you with my Daedric sword for not knowing Dragontongue
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I stab you in the forehead with the Master Sword.
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I pull the Master Sword out of his head, and smite you where you stand!

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I open up your head and replace my damaged brain, from that sword, and replace it with yours. Me smrt again :P
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Riiiight!
*Bops him on the head*
VEB152 wrote:Nooooooo, you've ruined the turbine! :evil: Off you go, report to ICAO!
...Wait, wings? You fly? I want to ride! Please! Please! Please! Please! *goes on like that in an anoying high-pitched voice for several hours*
FINE! *takes him up to the stratosphere,* *drops him* *rescues him before he hits the ground* *does this a few times*
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...Nah, I have a better idea for flying...

=10 minutes later, I crash into your house on a burning saw blade, wrecking most of it=
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I have you scrapped as a dangerous vehicle.
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I put you in that car while it goes through the crusher.
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I lunge out and stab you with a big pair of scissors. (Clocktower reference!)
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I swoggle you softly with a pillow. (I bet nobody gets that reference!)
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I turn on the heating and melt you down.
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I give you a good dunking in liquid nitrogen.
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Pushes you into a vat of liquid oxygen. Now you're hot and you're cold.
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Makes you listen to Katy Perry on repeat for that bad attack
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I place you into a door frame, now you're in and you're out!
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I kick you into an active elevator shaft, now you're up and you're down!
*crunch*


*smash*

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I get you off at the top of that building and drop down.
For playing with elevator, yes!
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Uhh dude, Wings? Duh! *flies back up and Grabs VEB, then stuffs him headfirst down a manhole*
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Oh, right *facepalm/paw/wing?*
Then I hope you engoy this tar rain that's falling on you. And no, you can't refuse!
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