The Vending Machine Game!

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You get an avalanche of empty cans.

I insert a recycling bin.
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You get a rubbish bin.

I instert a ripped peice of pape.
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You get a pipe bomb. I expeditiously retreat to another vending machine and insert a DVD of the original Battlestar Galactica.
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*Chucks pipe bomb away and watch zombies explode*

You get Deep space nine.

I insert my old star trek video.
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You get Spock.

I insert Sergeant Ralph.
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You get donuts and tears

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You get to be part of those throwing daggers act.

I insert a worn out speaker.
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You get a 2 m wide sub woofer.

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You get a dog.

I insert some dogtags.
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You get a moment of silence for our vets


I insert this moment
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You get Simon & Garfunkel singing for you Sound of Silence.

I insert my jealousy.
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you get a slap across the face,

I insert Stairway to Heaven Which is another, similar sounding, song I love.
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You get Pink Flyod's "The Dark Side of the Moon".

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You get a purple drink with tea.

I insert a Nokia 3310 charger.
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You get the machine exploding as it cannot turn the charger into anything else as the charger is too tough.

I insert an invoice for a new machine.
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You get a new machine

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You get some copper. :mrgreen:

I insert sea salt.
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You get french fries and Campells soup
I insert other condements
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You get a big mess.

I insert a hose.
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You get a horse

I insert a fluffy tail
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You get this guy. Take good care of him.

I insert a shower.
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You get wet :lol:

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You get Wet, Dawg!

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You get an angry elephant

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you get a giant from...

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You get a picture of the fairy god mother.

I insert a financial calculator.
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You get a giant stack of bills
I insert Bill, Sorry dude! (it's a joke on that I have a friend named Bill XD)
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You get a duck.

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You get a broom to sweep it up.

I insert "Four Finger Discount" Jack.
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you get 4 fingers

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You get Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

I insert Elaine.
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You get Master Shake.

I insert Sasha.
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You get hidden genius

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You get a eruption.

I insert Kevin.
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You get a wienermobile

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You get a no longer hungry Rathead... WHAT????

I insert The Golden Gods
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You get a band.

I insert a jelly bean.
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You get a jealous Mr. Bean!

I insert Diss' kitchen sink.
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You get crazy STOMP-ing dishwashers

I insert the sound of silence (referencing TWO things... can any1 guess?)
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