Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Post by **Render** » Tue Feb 04, 2014 11:32 am

Yes, but only a meter or so. The cord is too short.

How much is the fish?

rollingWolf · Post by **rollingWolf** » Tue Feb 04, 2014 2:48 pm

Render wrote:Yes, but only a meter or so. The cord is too short.

How much is the fish?

£0.89 as a mp3 download

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Post by **Render** » Tue Feb 04, 2014 5:02 pm

Twentyfour.

Why is english fish more expensive than german fish (€0,99)?

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Wed Feb 05, 2014 2:24 am

Fish and Fries.

What watt?

Crux · Post by **Crux** » Wed Feb 05, 2014 3:04 am

BOOM's what.

When will santa pay his rent?

Post by **Render** » Thu Feb 06, 2014 9:41 am

On Feb 30th.

Red or green?

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Fri Feb 07, 2014 4:05 am

Both!

Am I Blue?

aBritishfox · Post by **aBritishfox** » Fri Feb 07, 2014 4:26 am

No, but if I was grey I would die.
(That's what the song says if you slow it down a bit)

Am I a man?

Crux · Post by **Crux** » Fri Feb 07, 2014 4:42 am

if the shoe fits.

why is my soda pop bubbling?

Post by **Render** » Fri Feb 07, 2014 1:18 pm

Maybe someone paid it.

Is there any hope?

Crux · Post by **Crux** » Fri Feb 07, 2014 7:05 pm

When the fish decides to eat sushi

Why is today a Saturday?

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Sat Feb 08, 2014 3:43 pm

Yesterday's Friday.

Umbrella or Parasol?

Post by **Render** » Sat Feb 08, 2014 7:22 pm

It depends... if you are hungry or if it is raining.

Are you hungry or is it raining?

Punchy · Post by **Punchy** » Sun Feb 09, 2014 5:17 am

It is hungry and I am raining.

Left or right?

Spawtzi · Post by **Spawtzi** » Sun Feb 09, 2014 2:16 pm

Butter Socks!
Why does coffee taste like coffee?

hypernovatic · Post by **hypernovatic** » Sun Feb 09, 2014 2:44 pm

Because it's made of coffee.
Why do I not like shoes?

Spawtzi · Post by **Spawtzi** » Sun Feb 09, 2014 3:15 pm

Because pants
Why does hot pizza taste of pain

Crux · Post by **Crux** » Sun Feb 09, 2014 5:32 pm

Check the door.

Why is the snow cold?

hypernovatic · Post by **hypernovatic** » Sun Feb 09, 2014 5:34 pm

Because you're a potato.
Why am I not warm?

Crux · Post by **Crux** » Sun Feb 09, 2014 5:46 pm

You didn't eat the potato.

Why isn't soup a solid?

hypernovatic · Post by **hypernovatic** » Sun Feb 09, 2014 5:47 pm

Because it's not a brick.
Why can't I party?

aBritishfox · Post by **aBritishfox** » Mon Feb 10, 2014 4:35 am

Potatoes only.
Why are we talking about potatoes?

Post by **Render** » Mon Feb 10, 2014 6:20 am

We are out of peas.

Why is Ratty's Skype broken?

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Sun Feb 16, 2014 6:54 pm

Because he dropped it.

How do clouds make rain?

Post by **Render** » Sun Feb 16, 2014 7:16 pm

Rainbow Dash is jumping on them and that squeezes the water out.

Why should I ask a stupid question?

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Sun Feb 16, 2014 7:37 pm

Cause you get a stupid answer.

How do they fill chocolate with caramel?

SmileWolf · Post by **SmileWolf** » Sun Feb 16, 2014 7:45 pm

The same way they put the lime in the coconut!

Were catwalks originally made for cats?

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Sun Feb 16, 2014 10:24 pm

No it was Micheal Jackson.

Why are candy canes so colorful.

Crux · Post by **Crux** » Fri Feb 21, 2014 12:57 pm

They're baby rainbows.

Why can't I fly to the moon?

Spawtzi · Post by **Spawtzi** » Fri Feb 21, 2014 10:41 pm

Because it wants privacy

Why can't I fart rainbows?

hypernovatic · Post by **hypernovatic** » Fri Feb 21, 2014 11:05 pm

Because you haven't eaten Skittles.
Why can't I punch through bricks?

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Tue Mar 04, 2014 1:19 am

Because your hand isn't made out of metal.

Why is the ocean blue?

Post by **Render** » Tue Mar 04, 2014 7:25 am

The ocean is jealous of the sky as it cannot fly. So it just mirrors the sky. (Look up in the blue sky. Try to find out why the sky is blue, that's basically the same reason.)

Why is my urge so high to give the correct answer?

SmileWolf · Post by **SmileWolf** » Tue Mar 04, 2014 8:07 am

Because you are a truthful person, and you're incapable of deliberately giving a wrong answer. Because you don't like to guess, so you wouldn't reply with one. OK, maybe that's not a stupid answer but that's the best I could do.

Why so serious?

Post by **Render** » Tue Mar 04, 2014 9:45 am

Because... because... because... because of flying pigs!

Will my fridge heat if I turn around the plug?

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Tue Mar 04, 2014 10:48 am

As long it's not near a hot stove.

Why is the grass green?

That_Red_Folf · Post by **That_Red_Folf** » Tue Mar 04, 2014 11:15 am

Because someone painted it all green.

Can a potato record audio as well as video?

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Tue Mar 04, 2014 4:00 pm

Of course not you need a carrot to do that.

Can you dig a hole in the ocean.

Crux · Post by **Crux** » Tue Mar 04, 2014 6:40 pm

Only if you have some hot sauce.

Are tigers vegetarians?

Post by **Render** » Wed Mar 05, 2014 8:34 am

Somehow, that's called second-hand-vegetarian.

Why is it colder on mountains than in the valley?