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A squishy noise.

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They need them to hunt sheep and cows.

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Got milk?

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We constantly force milk outta them.

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Because it contains sweat and lots of ribbons.

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Depends if Jack has the bone.

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It's killing viruses.

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Because spongebob needs a house.

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Because they give the sun a cold shoulder.

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It ate all the pies.
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Because you're going down!

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The peanut butter wills it.

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He probably wanted to attract some grape jelly.

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Scamp trampled them all.

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Nobody nose.
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It was punny the first time.

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Well... off topic.

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That what you do.

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I guess he's on the phone.

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Because you did not think while crossing the street last week.

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Render wrote:Because you did not think while crossing the street last week.

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Squeeze a bit of lemon on it.

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No, they're unmixable.

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Render wrote:No, they're unmixable.

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Because it's the circle of life

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When frowny frowns.

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Don't tell me to hurry!

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The steaks try to eat them.

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I think Axe Apollo did.

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Because... Hey ya!

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Rathead

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When it stops raining.

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Tears from fallen clouds.

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Syk.

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Because he lost Kanga.

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Noses have feet.

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I think the rat has wifi.

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