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He got in a knife fight with a rat.

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No, I tied it down.
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No, it's not allowed to leave the house.

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ask again later, I'm busy ATM.
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I only know the first step: You need to wear your underpants on your head.

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Because he was waiting for a chick.
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All the way to my car.

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Because the road is made out of Klien bottles.

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I don't think words are that creative.

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nonsense! you reflect the light into a laser beam to vaporize your enemies!
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Only if the moon is on fire.

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A lampshade, an analogue TV antenna, one dozen non-venomous snakes, one hundred tonnes of Edam, and two pry-bars.

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Anywhere but there.

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All pictures have been sold already.

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You set it on fire.

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I don't know, but both my eyes complain that between them, somthing smells.

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42.

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when it happens.

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I can.

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Obviously not me.

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a fish likes to cook seaweed.

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Because your shadow likes you.
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a cube has 6 squares with four sides.

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Because I'm not.
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You ate the hyperdrive.

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When it goes right to your thighs!

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First you'll have to find a book about thing. Then you'll have to read it to know.

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I have no idea, which is what I say which is what the fox says...
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TUAU.

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First it goes on a relationship with itself, then it finds out it has been cheating with itself and goes on an emotional roller coaster ride with itself, then it finally decided to break up.

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or you could Take a phone and cut it in half!
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the bird did.

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Depends, were you listening to any of me when I said what I said when I said what I said and when?
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42

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a number of impossible being and scale...
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depends on how much cheese you can eat in one sitting.

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Because it was feeling a little sheepish.

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That makes us able to tell it apart from the word bus.

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depends on how much change fell into the sea

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Because it eats too much.

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