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rempar11
Joined: Fri Jul 02, 2010 5:13 pm Posts: 185
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 CHUCK NORRIS FACTS
this game is about chuck norris so post any fact it can be real fake you can make up your own
i.e. when chuck norris does a push up he pushes the earth down
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Slippery-Q
Joined: Mon Jun 01, 2009 12:00 am Posts: 820 Location: El Paso, Texas
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 Re: CHUCK NORRIS FACTS
Chuck Norris Fact: He had his butt kicked by Bruce Lee.
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Sun Jul 04, 2010 9:07 pm |
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The Game
Joined: Wed Nov 25, 2009 4:28 pm Posts: 3920
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you fail and win at the same time Slip.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity. twice.
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FlintTheSquirrel
Joined: Sat Mar 27, 2010 6:30 pm Posts: 2374 Location: Sweden/North Carolina
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 Re: CHUCK NORRIS FACTS
Outerspace exists because it is afraid to be on the same planet as Chuck Norris.
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devils
Joined: Fri Jun 04, 2010 9:12 pm Posts: 364 Location: Chicago
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 Re: CHUCK NORRIS FACTS
He once beat a brick wall at tennis
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Sun Jul 04, 2010 11:49 pm |
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dynaslash
Joined: Mon Jun 14, 2010 1:13 pm Posts: 71
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Chuck Norris has magma flowing through his veins.
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Mon Jul 05, 2010 3:08 am |
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Alex
Joined: Wed Aug 05, 2009 3:41 pm Posts: 3792 Location: End of Time
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 Re: CHUCK NORRIS FACTS
Okay, it's an old meme, but I guess I'll go with the flow: He won a staring contest against a statue; He won a staring contest against the sun; He doesn't wear a watch, because he decides what time it is; He doesn't read books, he just stares them until he gets the information he wants; When the boogieman goes to sleep, he checks under his bed if there's Chuck Norris; Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through the earth; Etc, etc...
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Mon Jul 05, 2010 4:32 am |
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44R0NM10
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Joined: Mon Mar 29, 2010 5:52 pm Posts: 4011 Location: England
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Chuck Norris can divide by 0
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Tiggy
Joined: Fri May 14, 2010 2:38 am Posts: 3916 Location: Sweeeden :3
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Chuck Norris won the game.
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Mon Jul 05, 2010 4:57 am |
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Jack
Joined: Tue Jan 19, 2010 7:20 am Posts: 2499 Location: The bunny enslaving site, enslaving bunnies. ^^
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chuck norris can change time by starring at his watch and flexing his muscles.
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Mon Jul 05, 2010 10:59 am |
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Liam
Joined: Mon Dec 28, 2009 4:25 pm Posts: 1756 Location: BMW-topia
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There isn't an evolution, just species Chuck Norris chose to be left alive.
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Jack
Joined: Tue Jan 19, 2010 7:20 am Posts: 2499 Location: The bunny enslaving site, enslaving bunnies. ^^
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chuck norris can grate cheese on his beard.
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Mon Jul 05, 2010 12:42 pm |
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devils
Joined: Fri Jun 04, 2010 9:12 pm Posts: 364 Location: Chicago
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Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he stares at it and dares it to grow
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Jack
Joined: Tue Jan 19, 2010 7:20 am Posts: 2499 Location: The bunny enslaving site, enslaving bunnies. ^^
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if you look at any flag long enough, a 3D picture of chuck norris will appear.
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Mon Jul 05, 2010 1:17 pm |
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Shinmera
Joined: Tue Jun 22, 2010 5:33 pm Posts: 82 Location: Switzerland | Zürich
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Jesus walks over water, Chuck Norris walks over Jesus. Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris.
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Mon Jul 05, 2010 4:58 pm |
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Zlashdrive
Joined: Thu Dec 31, 2009 12:21 pm Posts: 56
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Chuck Norris actually died three years ago, but the grim reaper hasn't gotten up the courage to tell him.
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Sasothehyena
Joined: Thu Jul 08, 2010 2:48 pm Posts: 62 Location: New Jersey
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The reason Osama Bin Ladin is hidding is because Chuck Noris is in America. Chuck Norris only exists because he once round-housed someone so hard they flew back in time, found a girl and had a son that they named... Chuck Norris.
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Tue Jul 20, 2010 10:50 am |
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Zander
Joined: Thu Apr 15, 2010 8:02 pm Posts: 3640 Images: 5 Location: South Carolina
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Chuck norris is so fast he can run around the earth and kick himself in the butt.
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Tue Jul 20, 2010 10:59 am |
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Dr. Prower
Joined: Fri May 21, 2010 10:29 pm Posts: 1446 Location: Here, Back and Better Than Ever!
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Chuck Norris is so fast he can run around the world in 80 days 80 times.
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Tue Jul 20, 2010 11:17 am |
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Rojo Ninja
Joined: Wed Jul 14, 2010 1:59 am Posts: 242 Location: In the shadows.
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Under Chuck Norris Beard is another fist!
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Tue Jul 20, 2010 8:11 pm |
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FlintTheSquirrel
Joined: Sat Mar 27, 2010 6:30 pm Posts: 2374 Location: Sweden/North Carolina
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 Re: CHUCK NORRIS FACTS
With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
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Zander
Joined: Thu Apr 15, 2010 8:02 pm Posts: 3640 Images: 5 Location: South Carolina
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Chuck Norris is so fast, he can punch faster then he can punch
(P>P = Infinite)
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Wed Jul 21, 2010 10:37 am |
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Jack
Joined: Tue Jan 19, 2010 7:20 am Posts: 2499 Location: The bunny enslaving site, enslaving bunnies. ^^
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Chuck norris doesn't mow the lawn, he just stares at it until it stops growing.
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Wed Jul 21, 2010 4:29 pm |
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rempar11
Joined: Fri Jul 02, 2010 5:13 pm Posts: 185
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 Re: CHUCK NORRIS FACTS
jack thats pretty close to devils post i mean its fine but... you know
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Wed Jul 21, 2010 10:48 pm |
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Jack
Joined: Tue Jan 19, 2010 7:20 am Posts: 2499 Location: The bunny enslaving site, enslaving bunnies. ^^
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Thu Jul 22, 2010 9:40 am |
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The Game
Joined: Wed Nov 25, 2009 4:28 pm Posts: 3920
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Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
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Thu Jul 22, 2010 10:13 am |
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Jack
Joined: Tue Jan 19, 2010 7:20 am Posts: 2499 Location: The bunny enslaving site, enslaving bunnies. ^^
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Tiggy
Joined: Fri May 14, 2010 2:38 am Posts: 3916 Location: Sweeeden :3
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When Chuck Norris does pushups, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the earth down.
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Thu Jul 22, 2010 12:12 pm |
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Rojo Ninja
Joined: Wed Jul 14, 2010 1:59 am Posts: 242 Location: In the shadows.
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Chuck Norris is so Chuck Norris that even Chuck Norris is afraid of Chuck Norris...
Yes
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Thu Jul 22, 2010 12:16 pm |
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Zander
Joined: Thu Apr 15, 2010 8:02 pm Posts: 3640 Images: 5 Location: South Carolina
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Chuck Norris.
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Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap but by the seeds that you plant. -Robert Louis Stevenson
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Thu Jul 22, 2010 12:17 pm |
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Rojo Ninja
Joined: Wed Jul 14, 2010 1:59 am Posts: 242 Location: In the shadows.
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Exactly. Nothing else needs to be said. XD
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Onlythebassist
Joined: Mon Jul 12, 2010 2:35 pm Posts: 247 Location: Angleterre
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A few facts from what I remember... Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door Every night, The Boogeyman checks under his bed for Chuck Norris Some kids wear Superman pajamas; Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas Some fear Death; Death fears Chuck Norris Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it'd rather be roadkill than stay on the same side as Chuck Norris I made that last one up 
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Sun Jul 25, 2010 2:44 pm |
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fenning
Joined: Sat Jul 10, 2010 12:39 am Posts: 156 Location: Hopefully near Babylon Gardens...
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Little kids pee their name into the snow. Chuck Norris pees his name into concrete.
If Chuck Norris had a weakness, it would be his uncontrollable pure awesomeness.
When Chuck Norris plays Halo, he doesn't need to use virtual guns. He just signs in as Chuck Norris and all the other players kill themselves.
The only thing slightly comparable to Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris, and even then the comparison is somewhat lacking.
Chuck Norris HAS to be his own father. How else could he have been born?
Chuck Norris. Nuff' said.
(I came up with all of those except the first one!)
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Tue Jul 27, 2010 12:16 pm |
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Agent Sandwich
Joined: Wed Jun 23, 2010 12:51 pm Posts: 255 Images: 2 Location: Northern City 北京
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Chuck Norris was the first guy to recite EVERY figure of Pi. 10 Times!
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Mon Aug 16, 2010 7:56 am |
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Wulven
Joined: Mon Aug 02, 2010 7:08 pm Posts: 15 Location: Makin' Bacon, Aussie Style!
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Chuck Norris caught the Swine Flu, nothing escapes from Chuck norris. Ever since he was born, the chances of randomly getting round-house kicked by him have increased by 1300%
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Thu Aug 19, 2010 7:10 pm |
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p33wii
Joined: Tue Sep 21, 2010 6:06 am Posts: 189
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Chuck Norris was in court for attempted murder. He was immediately released of charges because Chuck Norris does not attempt murder, he achieves it every time.
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Blue Braixen
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Joined: Wed Sep 29, 2010 5:48 pm Posts: 5861 Location: Mountainous places
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Chuck Norris tells the sun when to rise and when to set.
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Wolf
Joined: Mon Jul 12, 2010 1:17 am Posts: 254 Location: The US of A
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Chuck Norris's bible does have pancake mix.
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Sat Oct 09, 2010 7:55 pm |
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exranio
Joined: Fri Aug 20, 2010 6:44 am Posts: 1147
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Chuck Norris allows furries to live because they remind him of his beard
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Sat Oct 09, 2010 8:36 pm |
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Challenger01
Joined: Wed Sep 08, 2010 11:29 am Posts: 537 Location: Not an igloo
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When Chuck Norris plays Halo Reach, all his competitors instantly get the Red Ring of Death. Chuck Norris won a staring contest with Medusa and the Sun, at the same time. Chuck Norris once took a whole bottle of sleeping pills... he blinked. The fastest way to a man's heart.... is Chuck Norris' fist. Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter. If you ever ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he will always say "2 seconds till." This is exactly 2 seconds until he roundhouse kicks you in the face That's all I can remember right now. And also, I think these all apply to Kevin as well 
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