Corrupt a Wish
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Not what I meant
you get more internet cookies blocking up your computer
I wish Kurt Cobain was still alive
you get more internet cookies blocking up your computer
I wish Kurt Cobain was still alive
- The Craazyy1
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Congrats, you've started the zombie apocalypse! (btw, neo is latin or something for young. Was fully aware of which Neo you meant )
I wish to be an otter.
I wish to be an otter.
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COOL!!! ZOMBIE MUISITIANS, UNITE!!!!! (and yes i know)
you are now an-other
I wish FOR MORE ZOMBIES!!!!
you are now an-other
I wish FOR MORE ZOMBIES!!!!
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Oops would you look at that someone found the cure and it spreads through air and lives off of oxygen and someone smashed a jar and it's everywhere oh no the apocalypse is over.
Anyway, I wish for no zombies ever (does this count as reverse psychology?(and does mentioning it here ruin it?))
Anyway, I wish for no zombies ever (does this count as reverse psychology?(and does mentioning it here ruin it?))
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The twinkies give you diabetes and the snowball cakes are from the roadside.
I wish Rick Astley came to your birthday party and didn't open his mouth.
I wish Rick Astley came to your birthday party and didn't open his mouth.
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you get 50 Rick aptly clones coming to your birthday party and singing NGGYU in various tunings very off tune and never stopping
I don't wish for anything, ^^that is enough for me -_-
I don't wish for anything, ^^that is enough for me -_-
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Then you're teleported there to listen
I wish there was a project for breeding a race of approximately-human-intelligence dogs.
I wish there was a project for breeding a race of approximately-human-intelligence dogs.
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granted, there is an annual rase of all the dogs, it takes place on a horse-racing track, and they blame and hate you forsaking them race and making them smarter when they enjoyed their lives before.
To punish you , the do the one thing they enjoy, howl-singing Rick Astley and forcing you to litem >:D
I wish for MORE!!!!!!!!
To punish you , the do the one thing they enjoy, howl-singing Rick Astley and forcing you to litem >:D
I wish for MORE!!!!!!!!
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Okay, more nightmares that haunt you in your sleep.
I wish for my new glasses to not make me disoriented while getting used to them : S
I wish for my new glasses to not make me disoriented while getting used to them : S
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Granted, now the make you disoriented once you have gotten used to them, and they permanently attach to your face so that you cannot remove them
I wish for a fox NOT KARISHAD!!!!
I wish for a fox NOT KARISHAD!!!!
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Granted, I present: Dahsirak. A lot of paper-work, but worth it!
I wish for snow.
I wish for snow.
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Granted. You get snow, but it is filling your house/apartment/wherever you live floor to roof!
I wish I were never late for any meetings, lessons, etc.
I wish I were never late for any meetings, lessons, etc.
Yes, that is about the best thing to write that I could think of.
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Granted, you are now teleported to them exactly 24 hours before they begin.
I wish for a new youtube
I wish for a new youtube
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Granted. And, ruining all of your expectations, it gets better.
Then YouTube closes next day in realisation that from now on EVERY update will have to be an improvement.
I wish it was Saturday morning again...
Then YouTube closes next day in realisation that from now on EVERY update will have to be an improvement.
I wish it was Saturday morning again...
Yes, that is about the best thing to write that I could think of.
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Granted, it is now 5:00 AM, and every time it gets to 6 AM time is reversed back to five.
I wish for a wish
I wish for a wish
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((woohooo, I get to sleep for as long as I can! ))
Granted!
...or is it?!
I wish for a better joke-reply to The Craazyy1's wish.
Granted!
...or is it?!
I wish for a better joke-reply to The Craazyy1's wish.
Yes, that is about the best thing to write that I could think of.
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Granted!
or IS IT‽‽‽‽‽‽ (dun dun dun DUUUUUN)
I wish for less drama
or IS IT‽‽‽‽‽‽ (dun dun dun DUUUUUN)
I wish for less drama
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Granted, now everything is romance.
I wish for alive snowmen.
I wish for alive snowmen.
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Granted, they rebel and take over Germany, and aim to conquer all of the North! They then attack Russia and fail horribly and all die.
I wish for a werewolf.
I wish for a werewolf.
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you get
I wish for more of ^that^
I wish for more of ^that^
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Okay, here you go:
I wish for a werewolf to bite/claw/kiss/maul me
I wish for a werewolf to bite/claw/kiss/maul me
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Granted a werewolf bites you, then claws your wounds open, then kisses the wounds. and then finishes you off by mauling you to death
I wish i could watch
I wish i could watch
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Granted, you get a really close view of the mauling to death part *runs away and waits for full moon*
I wish for everyone but me to spontaneously combust.
I wish for everyone but me to spontaneously combust.
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granted, everyone's bodies combuts and burn off theeir human form. they all turn into zombie werewolfs and all want YOU
I wish i was time
I wish i was time
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Granted. *waits 3 secs* you have now passed. R.I.P.
I wish for control over these werewolf powers
I wish for control over these werewolf powers
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granted, you have control over them for 3 seconds until i die
*dies*
I wish i could do this more often! oh wait i can…, meh, still.
*dies*
I wish i could do this more often! oh wait i can…, meh, still.
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Granted, you now get tortured to death every 5 minutes.
I wish for a M60 to fight this zombie-werewolf horde.
I wish for a M60 to fight this zombie-werewolf horde.
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Granted. When you try to fire it you hear the dead man's click, there's no time to clear the jam and you are overrun.
I wish for a pet werewolf-zombie.
I wish for a pet werewolf-zombie.
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Granted, you appear next to me and pet the werewolf-zombies, giving me a chance to escape (and a nice gory scene to watch, though the CGI part could be better)
I wish I liked "traditional" Christmas food (most of it seems dull and boring to me)
I wish I liked "traditional" Christmas food (most of it seems dull and boring to me)
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granted, but every other food would be dull and boring now.
I wish I knew what to do.
I wish I knew what to do.
Despite What You've been told... I once had a soul.
Left somewhere behind...
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Left somewhere behind...
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Granted. Here you find all information.
I wish that somebody continues the "Drop Something on the user below you!"-thread.
I wish that somebody continues the "Drop Something on the user below you!"-thread.
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Granted. But they take it completely off-topic.
I wish I was doing something interesting for New Year's Eve.
I wish I was doing something interesting for New Year's Eve.
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granted. but you will still feel bored.
I wish the same
I wish the same
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Granted. You end up on a plane bound for Norilsk.
What the interesting part I can hear you wondering? Getting out of there and enjoying the -40C, snowy weather...
I wish to see that from my home!
What the interesting part I can hear you wondering? Getting out of there and enjoying the -40C, snowy weather...
I wish to see that from my home!
Yes, that is about the best thing to write that I could think of.
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Granted. You home is now next to the runway at Norilsk.
I wish it would be a few degree warmer here inside. (Need to start the fire in the oven!)
I wish it would be a few degree warmer here inside. (Need to start the fire in the oven!)
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Granted. but its a few degrees warmer than what your comfortable with.
I wish I had more time.
I wish I had more time.
Despite What You've been told... I once had a soul.
Left somewhere behind...
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Granted. You loose your interest in all your hobbies.
I wish that the single pieces of wood burn for a longer time.
I wish that the single pieces of wood burn for a longer time.
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Granted. You now cannot stop them burning, no matter what you do.
I wish to try a chestnut roasted on an open fire.
I wish to try a chestnut roasted on an open fire.
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Granted, you get one from a Christmas Face
I wish I could personally Meet Rhett and Link
I wish I could personally Meet Rhett and Link