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Post by **Render** » Sun Oct 27, 2013 8:26 pm

I bury you under a giant stone.

CHAOKOCartoons · Post by **CHAOKOCartoons** » Mon Oct 28, 2013 1:20 am

I hit your head with a vent cover!

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Mon Oct 28, 2013 1:37 am

I have Jerry hit you with a frying pan before he realises you're not Tom appearing in the 'O' of his name.

ArcFlight · Post by **ArcFlight** » Mon Oct 28, 2013 2:10 am

I have Grape hit you with a frying pan. When you wake up you find an empathetic Bino

, causing your brain to explode.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Mon Oct 28, 2013 3:16 am

I actually make the situation better, the mechanics of this melt your brain.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Mon Oct 28, 2013 4:23 am

I convince Jata to marry you and he forces you to accede.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Mon Oct 28, 2013 4:34 am

I question that and why. I send you to a poetry convention where the quality of poets is so awful you write a saddening poem about it and die.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Mon Oct 28, 2013 4:37 am

I send you to a 'Fox and hound' screening - for Doberman Pinschers and Foxhounds.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Mon Oct 28, 2013 4:41 am

I laugh and put you in a cage and warp you to a PETA global meeting.

D-Singer · Post by **D-Singer** » Mon Oct 28, 2013 5:03 am

I unleash an entire kennel of irate pitbulls on you.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Mon Oct 28, 2013 5:06 am

I release my hoard of Zombie-dogs.

D-Singer · Post by **D-Singer** » Mon Oct 28, 2013 5:11 am

I lock you in a room full of T-virus infected dobermen.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Mon Oct 28, 2013 5:12 am

I lock you in a room where every zombie is a Tyrant, you have no weapons, ammo or powers.

Post by **Render** » Mon Oct 28, 2013 9:59 am

I place you and some crazy hedgehogs in a rubber dinghy somewhere in the ocean. *pffffffff*

dalonewolf25 · Post by **dalonewolf25** » Mon Oct 28, 2013 10:13 am

I lock you in a white room with no items and no signal of any kind. Complimentary food's on the house.

Post by **Render** » Mon Oct 28, 2013 10:35 am

I put you in the neighbour room. All in pink there.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Mon Oct 28, 2013 10:37 am

I glue your lips to Jata's private jet as it takes off.

dalonewolf25 · Post by **dalonewolf25** » Mon Oct 28, 2013 10:55 am

I grant you three wishes. They purposely go horribly wrong.

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Mon Oct 28, 2013 10:41 pm

I throw you directly to the sun.

CHAOKOCartoons · Post by **CHAOKOCartoons** » Tue Oct 29, 2013 12:11 am

I throw you directly into Saturn!
saturnception...

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Tue Oct 29, 2013 1:19 am

All of Housepets was just a dream...

WAKE UP!

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Tue Oct 29, 2013 1:26 am

Precocious has already done that.

I nail your feet to the floor and watch you desperately try to dance.

ArcFlight · Post by **ArcFlight** » Tue Oct 29, 2013 1:34 am

I make you play Russian roulette with a Gatling gun.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Tue Oct 29, 2013 1:36 am

I hand you a grenade on a three second fuse but keep the ring as it's pretty. (then I run away.)

ArcFlight · Post by **ArcFlight** » Tue Oct 29, 2013 2:05 am

I leap toward you and hug you. Using your body as a human shield, I save myself but loose my arms.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Tue Oct 29, 2013 2:08 am

I make you play spin the bottle with a zombie and Justin Beiber. You cannot kill either of them and have to play the game.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Tue Oct 29, 2013 2:15 am

I run away with your arms.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Tue Oct 29, 2013 2:17 am

I throw you into the pit in Mystic Cave in Sonic 2. I have placed a checkpoint down there.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Tue Oct 29, 2013 2:23 am

I grab your legs and use you like Miles Prower to reach the check point.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Tue Oct 29, 2013 2:25 am

Sorry bub, in Sonic 2 tails can't fly and carry sonic! I drop some Badnicks in to be sure you Game Over faster.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Tue Oct 29, 2013 2:29 am

Then I must have taken you down with me...

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Tue Oct 29, 2013 2:31 am

I click the *reset button* present on my game. I know people. Powerful developers.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Tue Oct 29, 2013 2:38 am

I drop through a wormhole and land, feet first, on your head.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Tue Oct 29, 2013 2:39 am

I swat you away. You forget my head is massive

CHAOKOCartoons · Post by **CHAOKOCartoons** » Tue Oct 29, 2013 10:56 pm

In that case, I use grass knot!

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Wed Oct 30, 2013 3:13 am

My float stones minimize damage taken!
I mix Sacred Fire with Solar Beam.

Post by **Render** » Wed Oct 30, 2013 6:09 am

I staple your ears to your eyeballs.

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Wed Oct 30, 2013 12:29 pm

I glue you and Grape's ears together.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Wed Oct 30, 2013 12:33 pm

... So if she hits me she would hurt herself? *glomp*
I use a fighting combination against you.

Post by **Render** » Wed Oct 30, 2013 1:24 pm

I glue your behind to the wall.