Nah. I just play one on T.V.

Since when have we ever been friends on this forum?

*Hits Diss with a bag of rocks*

Who said I wasn't talking about everyone on the forums?

*Points to the "no friends allowed" sign that I just put up*
Abuse of mod powers. Woo!

I SMELL FUNNY!

About time. Liking things /people is soooo 2012

Alas, are you to be the harbinger of my Diss-truction? Nyuk nyuk nyuk!

Be careful with that joke, Seth. Its an antique.

Moderator abuse is awesome.

I know right? I still miss the mods weekly fight club/ bridge tournament.

Moderator abuse IS indeed awesome, that's why I organise a daily "Abuse a Moderator Day" event!

... Good one Sir/Madam. I set myself up and you got me good.
*Bows*

I would declare war, but that would get old really quick. Not to mention that you are a Global, so I would probably lose anyway.

So, I leave you with this:
Just be careful about who you are making call themselves smelly. For you never know if they have been secretly hiding the knowledge that they know your gender. And have the ability to tell everyone what it is. And also have the ability to alter your posts in the NTC section to say you are smelly, just like you did mine. Only all of them. That you ever made.





All of them.

That's old news, I already know what gender Sleet is. Mwahahahaha!

but I'll never tell

I call both genders at the same time!

I guessed it, didn't I? What did I win?

You won a brick.

*Bricks Zealot*

Jeff, if you edit literally every single NTC post of mine, I would be too impressed to be mad.

Ok, you know your only tempting him right?

But then you can't self-terminate right? You are immune to any corruption you do yourself, unless Rick notices

It's true! Squirrel dalek, here has taken care of many, many forum trolls before!


My circuits indicate there is a 86% posibility that you are full of it.

Have you really never abused your power Diss? Not even once? :3

I have started a monster here haven't I? Of course I'm not really insinuating Diss is corrupt and will sell info of you for personal gain, but then since when has such a joke been taken seriously?

If I could get it all done before Diss found out and stopped me, it would be totally worth losing my mod position.

And holy cow it's raining really hard right now. I'm glad I don't have to drive anywhere.

Hey light hearted furry slice of life webcomics are serious business.

I would give my executive veto to any trouble Jeff would get in with Diss if he pulled it off.

What's this!? Jeff trying to move the subject of the conversation to a less touchy topic? My armoire full of BEES oughta put a stop to that!

Can it rain here too? Rain is so cozy and it needs to cool off outside a bit.

Play the song of storms!
Wait, does anyone else have an ocarina? They can do it for you.

I totally could. Not on an ocarina though. I'm an worthless woodwind player.

...is it stupid that I kinda thought an ocarina was a fictional instrument...

If you have an IPod feel free to buy the smule one, you can listen to people globally.
My ocarina name is Kyuubi in the UK by the way.

This is a reminder for Dissension to give grammar lessons to Sleet, as per demand of a reminder under priority code 1-8-32.
On an unrelated note, Order 66 is in effect.


Outside of the United Kingdom he feeds it, loves it and calls it George.

Don't be absurd, it's called Dave.

Indeed, Dave is the man dood

Is... Is Diss comparing himself to Darth Vader?!
... Is Rick the Emperor?

and the forum mods are storm troopers. we have the power to ban, we just can't ever hit the button :3