"There are plenty of others willing to call you a failure, a fool, a looser, a hopless souse. Don't you EVER say it of yourself. You send out the wrong signal. That is what people pick up. Don't you understand? You care about something, you fight for it. You hit a wall, you push through it. There's something you need to know about failure, Tintin. You can never let it defeat you." - Captain Haddock - The Adventures of Tintin - The Secret of the Unicorn

"If I'm not back in five minuets... Wait a little longer" - Ace Ventura: pet detective

"there's a difference between faith and foolishness"

"Viola! In view a humble vaudevillian veteran cast vicariously as both victim and villain through the vicissitudes of Fate."

- V from V for Vendetta

Davros: "You have a weakness, Doctor. You are afflicted with a conscience!"

One lives one's death one dies one's life - Jean Paul Sartre

"I see wishing upon a star useless. They have died millions upon BILLIONS of years ago, just like my hopes and dreams."

—Andrew L. (Me)

learn to be scared so you won't risk everything you love
learn to be brave so you won't have to lose them
learn to be soft so your love ones can find comfort in you in their moments of pain
learn to be tough so you can prevent those moments from happening
- my emo-poetic alter ego

I see you looking into the heavens at your home world, hoping you can go back there someday...
Oops, did I just blow it up?
-Broly the legendary Super Saiyan

“Once when I had remarked on the affection quite often found between cat and dog, my friend replied, "Yes. But I bet no dog would ever confess it to the other dogs.” -- C.S. Lewis.

"Guns kill. You don't have to be a gun. You are who you choose to be. You choose.... Choose*flinches*" -Hogarth Hughes, The Iron Giant

"Su.. per... maaaann..." -- The Iron Giant

"Ickity ackity ooh, eh eh! Ziggity zaggity zoo, eh eh! Ooh, ooh, ptht! Ah, ah, ptht! Flippity flappity floop!" -- Bugs Bunny

"Ha! You afraid to get wet?"

-Davy Jones. Pirates of the Carribean: Dead Man's Chest

Better to not know which moment may be your last. Every morsel of your entire being alive to the infinite mystery of it all. Who's to say I won't live forever, eh? Discoverer of the Fountain of Youth. I've no say in it, Gibbs. It's a pirate's life for me. Savvy? - Jack Sparrow
There should be a "Captain" in there somewhere - ......same guy
Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake - Napoleon Bonaparte

"You know what I'm going to do when I'm lifted of this curse? I'm going to eat a bushel of apples."
-Captain Barbossa

"And then Slenderman comes out the ocean and is all like 'blarg!'"

"So then the Kraken, aka Slenderman, just jumps out of the ocean."

-Both by a very close friend of mine.

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- William Shakespear (if you have That Mitchel and Webb book go to page 174 in it)

Doctor Who: The trial of a Time Lord.

The Doctor has just discovered that the Planet Ravalox is, in fact, Earth torn out of it's proper place in the galaxy by the Time Lords to protect their secrets and gives vent to his feelings during his trial.

"In all my travellings throughout the universe, I have battled against evil, against power-mad conspirators. I should have stayed HERE! The oldest civilization: decadent, degenerate and rotten to the core! Ha! Power-mad conspirators, Daleks, Sontarans, Cybermen - they're still in the nursery compared to us! Ten million years of absolute power - that's what it takes to be really corrupt!"

"That's my spot." - Sheldon Cooper - The Big Bang Theory

"And there was a HUGE whale that went 'MWAAAAA', and made it all super scary."
-Stamper

"More brains!"-Tarman

"One shall stand; One shall fall"

((Do I really need to say who said it?))

Yes.

"Come in dispatch: Send more paramedics."

OK. It's Optimus Prime before his final battle with Megatron in the 1986 animated movie. Repeated in the 2007 film.

I REMEMBER that movie(*sigh* those were the days)

I might not have seen the Transformers movies, but I do know Optimus Prime.

"Not that I condone fascism, or any -ism for that matter. -Ism's in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an -ism, he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon, 'I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me.' Good point there. After all, he was the walrus. I could be the walrus. I'd still have to bum rides off people." - Ferris Bueller

Flippin' autocorrect...

"Flippin' autocorrect..." -Welsh Halfwit

If there is more to life than computers, I don't want to know! - werl

"That's LORD DYNTOS to you, sonny!" -Lord Dyntos

KNEEL BEFORE ZOD

One of my friends - "You know, I also had a favourite song. Then I decided to use it as a cellphone ringtone, and since then I don't have a favourite song"

Me: (To my friend, in the cinema before the movie starts) "You know, if you get scared you can hold my hand."
Friend: "Pshaw! I'm not going to get scared!"
Me: "Then can I hold yours?"

"There is a difference between being educated and being wise. Being educated is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Being wise is knowing that you still shouldn't put one in your fruit salad." - My Dad

"You can't spell 'who cares' without HR."

From Catbert, Dilbert's evil head of Human Resources.

Doctor Who - Colony in space


Cauldwell - "Are you some kind of scientist?"

The Doctor - "I am every kind of scientist!"

"Suicidal determination to achieve point-blank range." -Motto of the 901 Anti-Tank Troopers Unit

"The lion cannot protect himself from traps, and the fox cannot defend himself from wolves. One must therefore be a fox to recognize traps, and a lion to frighten wolves."

Machiavelli

"His name's not 'Tom' it's 'Tomb' 'cause he's going to the grave!" - Nathan Barnatt