Chat Thread 40: What in the world is JeffCvt's other name?

Post by **Sleet** » Thu Jun 13, 2013 12:42 am

Better at drawing with a mouse than I am at composing music with a mouse!

Mickey the Luxray · Post by **Mickey the Luxray** » Thu Jun 13, 2013 12:44 am

You get used to the mouse eventually XD I spend like 800 hours a year on a computer, I guess I should have expected something like this to come out of it.

From now on I might be dabbling into posting in image form, now that "Da Rules" has been changed to accomodate that.

Seth · Post by **Seth** » Thu Jun 13, 2013 1:32 am

Dissension wrote:Well, yeah, I'm obviously the devil...

What are souls going for these days? I've been looking to hock mine.

Mickey the Luxray · Post by **Mickey the Luxray** » Thu Jun 13, 2013 1:45 am

Seth wrote:What are souls going for these days? I've been looking to hock mine.

Three refined and an Unusual Coupe D'isaster

yehoshua · Post by **yehoshua** » Thu Jun 13, 2013 10:48 am

I would sell my soul for a glass of lemonade.

The Grey Wolverine · Post by **The Grey Wolverine** » Thu Jun 13, 2013 3:06 pm

I already sold my soul to the company store.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Thu Jun 13, 2013 3:22 pm

I dunno bout' the devil but I am willing to pay two tons of gold and 1000 mana per soul.

FritzyBeat · Post by **FritzyBeat** » Thu Jun 13, 2013 3:32 pm

Kyuubi Kitsune wrote:I dunno bout' the devil but I am willing to pay two tons of gold and 1000 mana per soul.

make it three tons and a fluffy dinosaur hat and you've got yourself a deal

JeffCvt · Post by **JeffCvt** » Thu Jun 13, 2013 3:41 pm

Ah shoot, I only have a fluffy dinosaur hat. Will you accept only that?

FritzyBeat · Post by **FritzyBeat** » Thu Jun 13, 2013 3:44 pm

JeffCvt wrote:Ah shoot, I only have a fluffy dinosaur hat. Will you accept only that?

hmmmmm, can you at least throw in some fluffy dinosaur leg warmers too?

JeffCvt · Post by **JeffCvt** » Thu Jun 13, 2013 3:49 pm

Uh, I got three paper clips?

Duster · Post by **Duster** » Thu Jun 13, 2013 3:52 pm

I got a rock.

FritzyBeat · Post by **FritzyBeat** » Thu Jun 13, 2013 4:09 pm

*wraps paperclips and rock around legs*

eh, it just isn't the same...

Seth · Post by **Seth** » Thu Jun 13, 2013 4:24 pm

Kyuubi Kitsune wrote:I dunno bout' the devil but I am willing to pay two tons of gold and 1000 mana per soul.

Sold. If you could do me a favor and make sure to use it for something sinister that'd be great.

Silly Zealot · Post by **Silly Zealot** » Thu Jun 13, 2013 11:17 pm

Harken, evildoers! You are all arrested for metaphysical human, and miscellanea sapients, traficcing! How do you plead, miscreants?

Post by **Obbl** » Fri Jun 14, 2013 12:09 am

Not guilty! These transactions are only theoretical. Clearly within the legal boundaries.

Blue Braixen · Post by **Blue Braixen** » Fri Jun 14, 2013 12:50 am

Also, aliens don't have rights.

Post by **Sleet** » Fri Jun 14, 2013 1:58 am

Cheap slave labor! Mwahahahaha!

Post by **Dissension** » Fri Jun 14, 2013 2:05 am

I grant immunity from prosecution to myself and all members of the administration and order the prosecutor locked up immediately.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Fri Jun 14, 2013 2:07 am

Does this mean I can buy souls to make avatars with or just buy the souls? Technically not aliens once I give them form right?

Seth · Post by **Seth** » Fri Jun 14, 2013 9:10 am

If you guys need to build a gulag I know a few contractors.

Post by **Sleet** » Fri Jun 14, 2013 10:39 am

Kyuubi Kitsune wrote:Does this mean I can buy souls to make avatars with or just buy the souls? Technically not aliens once I give them form right?

Well if the souls are non-alien souls I'm afraid you're out of luck.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Fri Jun 14, 2013 3:04 pm

Technically any soul can fit any body, it just depends on what the soul becomes. Does this mean I can enslave E.T and not allow him to phone home?

Seth · Post by **Seth** » Fri Jun 14, 2013 5:00 pm

Depends. Is one's status as alien or non alien determined by the original body the soul inhabited or the body it currently occupies?

Mickey the Luxray · Post by **Mickey the Luxray** » Fri Jun 14, 2013 5:22 pm

Hmm, now where have I seen this before?

Silly Zealot · Post by **Silly Zealot** » Fri Jun 14, 2013 6:33 pm

Dissension wrote:I grant immunity from prosecution to myself and all members of the administration and order the prosecutor locked up immediately.

But "Dissentery", YOU are the prosecutor.

And Dissenssion was the prosecutor.

Kyuubi Kitsune wrote:Technically any soul can fit any body, it just depends on what the soul becomes. Does this mean I can enslave E.T and not allow him to phone home?

You could always try to find a soul crystal that traps souls inside of it, and use each soul to power up a giant robotic golem, existing solely to serve your every whim, and tell the golems you make to harvest more souls and materials for more golems.
Since souls are immortal, that would pretty much make them an unlimited energy source.

.......

Not that I know anything about soul harvesting.

The Grey Wolverine · Post by **The Grey Wolverine** » Tue Jun 18, 2013 3:19 pm

You need to plant souls in good soil, or even sand. Then, once you have the soul sand, use it to protect your house from creepers. After about 34-45 thousand years, it will grow into a new squirrel. Because, as we all know, souls are in the shape of a squirrel, we just need to plant it to retrieve it.

Silly Zealot · Post by **Silly Zealot** » Tue Jun 18, 2013 11:48 pm

The Grey Wolverine wrote:You need to plant souls in good soil, or even sand. Then, once you have the soul sand, use it to protect your house from creepers. After about 34-45 thousand years, it will grow into a new squirrel. Because, as we all know, souls are in the shape of a squirrel, we just need to plant it to retrieve it.

Sabertooth squirrels or just our lame short-snouted squirrels?

Post by **Sleet** » Wed Jun 19, 2013 1:30 am

I wouldn't call him Dysentery unless you wanna die.

Silly Zealot · Post by **Silly Zealot** » Wed Jun 19, 2013 6:53 am

Sleet wrote:I wouldn't call him Dysentery unless you wanna die.

Dysentery! That was the word! Thank you most kindly for your correction, Sleet! I'll make sure he knows about your kindness and help towards me! : D

yehoshua · Post by **yehoshua** » Wed Jun 19, 2013 8:00 am

You know, I'm not too sure that Diss&Shun will like to see what you're calling him.

Seth · Post by **Seth** » Wed Jun 19, 2013 8:40 am

I've always wanted to make referring to him as fearless leader a thing but it never stuck.

Silly Zealot wrote:
The Grey Wolverine wrote:You need to plant souls in good soil, or even sand. Then, once you have the soul sand, use it to protect your house from creepers. After about 34-45 thousand years, it will grow into a new squirrel. Because, as we all know, souls are in the shape of a squirrel, we just need to plant it to retrieve it.
Sabertooth squirrels or just our lame short-snouted squirrels?

Dire squirrels actually.

yehoshua · Post by **yehoshua** » Wed Jun 19, 2013 2:30 pm

Devil skirrl, actually.

Silly Zealot · Post by **Silly Zealot** » Wed Jun 19, 2013 7:46 pm

yehoshua wrote:Devil skirrl, actually.

You can't use souless things to produce souls! What nonsense are you speaking?

yehoshua · Post by **yehoshua** » Thu Jun 20, 2013 5:03 pm

Nonsense speaking zealot.

Blue Braixen · Post by **Blue Braixen** » Tue Jun 25, 2013 5:33 am

Y'all are silly, I hope ya know.

Post by **Dissension** » Tue Jun 25, 2013 5:46 am

Silly Zealot wrote:
Sleet wrote:I wouldn't call him Dysentery unless you wanna die. :P
Dysentery! That was the word! Thank you most kindly for your correction, Sleet! I'll make sure he knows about your kindness and help towards me! : D

Tha Hausphox told me about this, recently. I was already aware of it, but wanted to take a moment to say: Don't call me Dysentery unless you wanna die. ;p

Blue Braixen · Post by **Blue Braixen** » Tue Jun 25, 2013 5:55 am

What about 'Diss&Terry'?

Seth · Post by **Seth** » Tue Jun 25, 2013 9:22 am

I'll allow it

Post by **Sleet** » Tue Jun 25, 2013 11:37 am

And he's the authority on these things.

Tha Housefox wrote:Y'all are silly, I hope ya know.

*gasp* I am?! I've been lied to my whole life! *sobs*