Banned for not emphasizing that the links aren't posted but are rather attached to the post.

Banned for picking apart my reasons for banning.

Banned because third time's the charm.

Banned for having your music loud enough that you don't need your headphones on to hear it properly.

Banned for carrying an instrument without playing it.

Banned for thinking it's an instrument and not a secret weapon in disguise.

banned for being put in the pot again

Banned for banning the wrong person.

Banned for banning someone who didn't really ban the wrong person.

I meant banning the prey instead of the predator.

Banned for getting confused.

banned for confusing yourself

Banned for becoming a hyper vampire fox If I could apply a cool font to Pennsylvania I totally would.

Banned for smiling too much.

Banned for having too many digits in your location.

Banned for being too general of your location.

Banned for having too many capitals in your name.

Banned for having too many o's in your name.

Banned for not having enough o's.

banned for not having a striped guitar

Banned for not capitalising your name.

Banned for forcing everyone to use strict grammar or naming rules.

Banned for ignoring said grammar and naming rules.

Banned for not obeying physics. Only us comically good canines can do that! ... And the mods and Rick of course, they made the cartoon physics here.

Banned for meddling with physics. It's already quite a complicated thing.

Banned for not abusing your power over physics, just because you have mass doesn't mean you can't achieve vertical lift!

Banned for giving me (the?) power, and not just some more energy.

Banned for having joined in a February.

Banned for being just 5 days away from joining in April

Banned for having too much black in your avatar.

Banned for an avatar picture that reminds me about a song that was stuck in my head for too long

Banned for having eyes that are too big.

Banned for exaggarating my eyes' (and, probably, other body parts') size.

Banned for having pupils which are too small.

banned for having a big head and little arms.

Banned for trying to eat the camera.

Banned for dancing while playing.

Banned for having white eyebrows.

Banned for having only two teeth.

Banned for holding a weapon too close to your face.

Banned for bringing an illegal instrument into the forum.